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      07-24-2017, 12:45 PM   #1409
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Oh dear god, that sounds disgusting.

Meh. I think I'll go buy myself a beer.
You weren't getting enough capsaicin in your diet, I offered a solution.

Fine, go suffer, you scurvy lush
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You weren't getting enough capsaicin in your diet, I offered a solution.

Fine, go suffer, you scurvy lush
Ha! You American pig think mixing shit is a good idea! You are the sort of a person who drinks chocolate milk!
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      07-24-2017, 12:56 PM   #1411
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Ha! You American pig think mixing shit is a good idea! You are the sort of a person who drinks chocolate milk!
YOU are the one mixing Xanax (or whatever pills) with your wodka and cheetohs
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YOU are the one mixing Xanax (or whatever pills) with your wodka and cheetohs
Close enough! I took an ibuprofen a month ago, i never drink vodka and i tried cheetoses once.

Beer some times, whiskey if i want to die of hangover for a week in others.

Still, you sick fuck just deflected your disgusting milk mixing habits with my poor choices in life!
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      07-24-2017, 02:01 PM   #1413
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Yeah, but it's only because you don't like Nestle that you don't want me mixing white and brown.

My grandfather was a dairy farmer, so you will never convince me about low/non-fat, that I should for some strange reason remove some of the goodness that comes right out of the teat.
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Yeah, but it's only because you don't like Nestle that you don't want me mixing white and brown.

My grandfather was a dairy farmer, so you will never convince me about low/non-fat, that I should for some strange reason remove some of the goodness that comes right out of the teat.
My people have won a nobel for milk so fuck off!



Btw, i too know how to milk a cow, and other mammals too. You're not an authority in milk matters here.
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      07-24-2017, 02:14 PM   #1415
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My people have won a nobel for milk so fuck off!



Btw, i too know how to milk a cow, and other mammals too. You're not an authority in milk matters here.
Puts them right up there with Mr. Obama. Excuse me if I don't act all jealous and shit
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Puts them right up there with Mr. Obama. Excuse me if I don't act all jealous and shit
You're not hip enough to talk about milk you old goat.
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You're not hip enough to talk about milk you old goat.
My old hips do not hurt because of all the WHOLE chocolate milk, and the thrusting of said goats.
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My old hips do not hurt because of all the WHOLE chocolate milk, and the thrusting of said goats.
Neither do mine!

Hey, remember i will be happy to help if i can, i ruined your thread by writing my story up (and editing it badly, i just couldn't reread it). But let me know if i can be there to support you.
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Back to our regularly scheduled debauchery:

I was on some random site, putting together a 5-dram list of things I wanted to try. They have bacon bourbon?????

So, I got my 5 drams together, it was about $30. It was $38 shipping!!!! So now I don't get a flight for my birthday next month unless I can find something similar in the U.S.
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I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows, no?
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So how are the ryes? I keep putting my hands on the bullet (sp?) but never pull the trigger because I don't think I've ever had a rye. Don't want to cheap out and not taste a real representative, but also don't want to drop $50 on something I can't swaller
I think Bulleit is a fine choice. There are certainly nicer ones out there, but there are more than a few worse choices.

My unrefined palate says Rye is like Bourbon with a little more bite to it.
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I think Bulleit is a fine choice. There are certainly nicer ones out there, but there are more than a few worse choices.

My unrefined palate says Rye is like Bourbon with a little more bite to it.
Agree with this.....Bulliet Rye is very drinkable by itself, but also makes a great Manhattan!
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I think Bulleit is a fine choice. There are certainly nicer ones out there, but there are more than a few worse choices.

My unrefined palate says Rye is like Bourbon with a little more bite to it.
Agreed.
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Since we're talking ryes, worth bringing up that many, including Bulleit are made from the same base stock.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/09/b...-from-mpg.html

I'm a big fan of Anchor Old Potrero, as it's younger and more crisp than many of the older and smoother alternatives.
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I can't STAND a Rueben or Pastrami on Rye bread, because of the rye bread. Should I still try a rye?
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I can't STAND a Rueben or Pastrami on Rye bread, because of the rye bread. Should I still try a rye?
Yes
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Finished up the Clyde Mays tonight. Will definitely grab another bottle of that next trip to Binny's.
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My next indulgement... Ultra Premium sipping Tequilas. I won't give up my Plantation or fine Rums. But, I do appreciate the unique exotic flavors of Agave. I'm not talking shit like Patrón or Titos. I'm talking Don Julio 1942 and the like. Smooth as butter!
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Basil Haydens Bourbon is my lately neat drink. It's great.
When I want something with a sweeter finish, I drop an ice cube in on some 4 Roses small batch. Mmmmm.

I will be on the lookout for Clyde.
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