Confess here

upstatedoc · 11-09-2018, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

The clock on the wall says 3 o'clock. Last call, for alcohol.
So whachu want?

i want bourbon i want scotch i want beeeeeer of course

King Rudi · 11-09-2018, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

how do you know what time it is?

Simple. Drink a quart of monkey and if I can still stand still....what's the time?

It's time to get ill.

King Rudi · 11-09-2018, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Too late on one of them - already have the gun bug. Watches, I can pretty much promise you I'll never catch that bug.

Let it flow like a mud-slide
When I get on, I like to ride and glide
I've got depth of perception in my text, y'all
I get props at my mention cause I vex, y'all

So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want?

We took different roads and both ended up in beastie land.

nyalpine90 · 11-09-2018, 01:02 PM

booty is my kryptonite

UncleWede · 11-09-2018, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

FEMALE booty is my kryptonite

FTFY

Or did I??????

nyalpine90 · 11-09-2018, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

FTFY

Or did I??????

i thought it was clear ..dammit

UncleWede · 11-09-2018, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i thought it was clear ..dammit

Just looking out for Bimmerpost OG

upstatedoc · 11-09-2018, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

FTFY

Or did I??????

not that there's anything wrong with that

sorry...seinfeld mode

Darth One · 11-10-2018, 06:19 PM

My wife curbed my HRE's today. She burst into tears as she told me, and I felt bad that she felt so bad...and I love her more than any material thing. So I assured her that everything is ok

But Jesus god I want to punch a puppy now

brettbmw · 11-10-2018, 06:31 PM

Ide like to pour honey all over Brittney Spears.

a4nut · 11-10-2018, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

My wife curbed my HRE's today. She burst into tears as she told me, and I felt bad that she felt so bad...and I love her more than any material thing. So I assured her that everything is ok

But Jesus god I want to punch a puppy now

That blows!!!!!!! Luckily my wife is too afraid to drive my car

because she knows it's my baby and I'd apoplectic if she did anything to it.

Darth One · 11-10-2018, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by a4nut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth One

My wife curbed my HRE's today. She burst into tears as she told me, and I felt bad that she felt so bad...and I love her more than any material thing. So I assured her that everything is ok

But Jesus god I want to punch a puppy now

That blows!!!!!!! Luckily my wife is too afraid to drive my car

because she knows it's my baby and I'd apoplectic if she did anything to it.

I do need her to be fine driving my cars...she doesn't drink so I need my full time DD for all the times I get hammered

So I guess I'm sucking it up

a4nut · 11-10-2018, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

I do need her to be fine driving my cars...she doesn't drink so I need my full time DD for all the times I get hammered

So I guess I'm sucking it up

New wheels are far cheaper than a DUI, for sure!

scourgem3 · 11-11-2018, 04:55 PM

Sometimes, when I'm walking back towards my car, I unnecessarily approach it from another direction so I can see and admire it from a different angle.

****** · 11-11-2018, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by sc0urge24

Sometimes, when I'm walking back towards my car, I unnecessarily approach it from another direction so I can see and admire it from a different angle.

You should confess if you didn’t do that.

****** · 11-11-2018, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Wrong form.

Honey is non-flammable.

LOL JK

Lol...you’re bad, Onesy...

david in germany · 11-12-2018, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Simple. Drink a quart of monkey and if I can still stand still....what's the time?

It's time to get ill.

Great and timeless album.

Odd confession to add..
I like the smell of air that comes out of tires, for some reason I find it comforting...

King Rudi · 11-12-2018, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by david in germany

Great and timeless album.

Odd confession to add..
I like the smell of air that comes out of tires, for some reason I find it comforting...

I too enjoy the smell from the tire air. I also like the smell of gasoline and other chemically type smells.

nyalpine90 · 11-12-2018, 08:45 AM

i enjoy the smell of clean laundry, clothes drying on rack.
smell of fresh bread
i love my meat cooked med.rare

wdb · 11-12-2018, 06:23 PM

Confessions, people. Not obsessions.

nyalpine90 · 11-13-2018, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wdb

Confessions, people. Not obsessions.

confessing what you obsess, makes it valid!

dinonz · 11-14-2018, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptObvious

I could go for a bj under my desk right now

I'm sure whoever sits in your chair will be happy!

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