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      01-12-2011, 10:23 PM   #1409
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the math one? the teacher is a dumbass, she/he thought 2 boards in 10 minutes means it took 5 minutes per one(10/2=5), but in all actuality the person sawed through the board in 10 minutes so making 3 boards would yield sawing twice which is 20 minutes, so the student was right
Yup...1 cut = 10 min...so working "just as fast" 2 cuts = 20 min
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      01-12-2011, 10:38 PM   #1411
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Yup...1 cut = 10 min...so working "just as fast" 2 cuts = 20 min

I'm sad to admit this actually took me about 5 seconds to understand. At first I couldn't see the 'joke'
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Thats great. The Woody one was good too, but that made me crack up.
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      01-13-2011, 03:26 AM   #1418
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      01-13-2011, 12:23 PM   #1421
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That is truly amazing
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      01-13-2011, 12:39 PM   #1423
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^^^^^ amazing
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      01-13-2011, 12:55 PM   #1424
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^^^^^ amazing
Thx, Prince

Now, read the reviews/ comments posted for this douchey shirt

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      01-13-2011, 12:59 PM   #1425
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^Funny, but



GODDAMMIT!!

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LMAO This shirt cure my aids hahahaha
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      01-13-2011, 02:39 PM   #1428
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      01-13-2011, 02:58 PM   #1430
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Thank you! i was looking for a funny ass Roller coaster picture just a couple minutes ago.. hah this is perfect.
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