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      09-03-2015, 10:35 PM   #14037
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Car has electrical gremlins and this is part of the exorcism you came up with?
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Car has electrical gremlins and this is part of the exorcism you came up with?
All right...I'll spill the beans....

I have an outdoor cat (Barn Cat) that has migrated to the garage, and like most cats, they like to take roost on the roof of the shortest car....

Now, your thinking...it should be a dead cat, right??

Well, this particular feline has exceptional skills at killing rodents and keeping other 'pests' (Snakes) out of the yard and barn....

She gets to sleep on the car, but I lay a blanket with cushions to keep the claws from scratching the paint...

Sorry to disappoint on the other stuff...
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All right...I'll spill the beans....

I have an outdoor cat (Barn Cat) that has migrated to the garage, and like most cats, they like to take roost on the roof of the shortest car....

Now, your thinking...it should be a dead cat, right??

Well, this particular feline has exceptional skills at killing rodents and keeping other 'pests' (Snakes) out of the yard and barn....

She gets to sleep on the car, but I lay a blanket with cushions to keep the claws from scratching the paint...

Sorry to disappoint on the other stuff...
Fair enough.
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I see what you did there
Dude...pay's better than my day job!
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Anyone care to guess WHY I have a blanket and deck furniture cushions on my car..? Anyone..?
You have a barn cat and it likes your car, but you don't want to get rid of the cat because it's a good mouser so you protect your car and give it a place to rest up. Amirite?
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Yay hockey season
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Yay hockey season
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7 days until the journey of washing out that horrible taste out of our mouths begins
....3rd and goal, best RB in the game, with time running out, call a pass play........AGAIN...

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....3rd and goal, best RB in the game, with time running out, call a pass play........AGAIN...

....it was 2nd and goal
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....it was 2nd and goal
Thats even WORSE!!!!
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I know I know. I feel all your pain. Broncos Lost just now.
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I know I know. I feel all your pain. Broncos Lost just now.
Meh, Ws/Ls don't phase me in the preseason.

However- the beatdown we gave yall two years ago at SB 48- I like. I like very much.
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Meh, Ws/Ls don't phase me in the preseason.

However- the beatdown we gave yall two years ago at SB 48- I like. I like very much.
It is like shooting a crossbow arrow to my heart.
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