What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Sexing neighbor on hood of your car while wife sleeps?

I like where your heads at...but, alas no....

[1MOREMOD]

Crank yanking distance challenge?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Crank yanking distance challenge?

DUDE...that's off the back porch!!

[1MOREMOD]

Car has electrical gremlins and this is part of the exorcism you came up with?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Car has electrical gremlins and this is part of the exorcism you came up with?

All right...I'll spill the beans....

I have an outdoor cat (Barn Cat) that has migrated to the garage, and like most cats, they like to take roost on the roof of the shortest car....

Now, your thinking...it should be a dead cat, right??

Well, this particular feline has exceptional skills at killing rodents and keeping other 'pests' (Snakes) out of the yard and barn....

She gets to sleep on the car, but I lay a blanket with cushions to keep the claws from scratching the paint...

Sorry to disappoint on the other stuff...

[1MOREMOD]

Your toilet overflowed and leaking on car.

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

All right...I'll spill the beans....

I have an outdoor cat (Barn Cat) that has migrated to the garage, and like most cats, they like to take roost on the roof of the shortest car....

Now, your thinking...it should be a dead cat, right??

Well, this particular feline has exceptional skills at killing rodents and keeping other 'pests' (Snakes) out of the yard and barn....

She gets to sleep on the car, but I lay a blanket with cushions to keep the claws from scratching the paint...

Sorry to disappoint on the other stuff...

Fair enough.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

SEAHAWKS....

7 days until the journey of washing out that horrible taste out of our mouths begins

[1MOREMOD]

I hope!

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I see what you did there

Dude...pay's better than my day job!

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Anyone care to guess WHY I have a blanket and deck furniture cushions on my car..? Anyone..?

You have a barn cat and it likes your car, but you don't want to get rid of the cat because it's a good mouser so you protect your car and give it a place to rest up. Amirite?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

SEAHAWKS....

7 days until the journey of washing out that horrible taste out of our mouths begins

Yay hockey season

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Yay hockey season

.....get out

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

.....get out

Guy has to know his limits

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

SEAHAWKS....

7 days until the journey of washing out that horrible taste out of our mouths begins

....3rd and goal, best RB in the game, with time running out, call a pass play........AGAIN...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Yay hockey season

Ha Ha

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

....3rd and goal, best RB in the game, with time running out, call a pass play........AGAIN...

....it was 2nd and goal

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

....it was 2nd and goal

Thats even WORSE!!!!

[1MOREMOD]

We know

[MrPrena]

I know I know. I feel all your pain. Broncos Lost just now.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

I know I know. I feel all your pain. Broncos Lost just now.

Meh, Ws/Ls don't phase me in the preseason.

However- the beatdown we gave yall two years ago at SB 48- I like. I like very much.

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Meh, Ws/Ls don't phase me in the preseason.

However- the beatdown we gave yall two years ago at SB 48- I like. I like very much.

It is like shooting a crossbow arrow to my heart.