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      09-01-2015, 01:44 PM   #13949
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Try it with crumbled Italian sausage and green onions mixed with the cream cheese
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Try it with crumbled Italian sausage and green onions mixed with the cream cheese
If C5 was Italian, this would be a hilarious response.
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      09-01-2015, 03:12 PM   #13951
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[Not really] Funny story of the day.

We were driving to USPS, and saw a blue car.

Prena: Oh there is "Broom Chi"
Wife: What is "broom chi?"
Prena: That blue car.
Wife: Why do you call that car Broom Chi?
Prena: when it start to move, you will see why.

Blue car starts to move... BROOOOOOM (accelerating),,,,,,, CHI (Bov)


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      09-01-2015, 03:26 PM   #13952
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MrPrena - picked up a little Google today
I can't believe I miss this post.
Nice!


I got DWTI (Oil inverse -3x ETN) today right at the open @100 (so actually a ~13% return today) + TWTR OCT $x CALL/PUT for LONG STRAT Position right before close yesterday+ JCP $x OCT CALL yesterday.
(i am old fashion so I usually buy 3rd weekend exp)

Sold DWTI, and going to just wait out for oil to drop to high or mid 30s for Long OIL 3x ETN/ETF.
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      09-01-2015, 03:47 PM   #13953
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Thank you for the link , I saw it in the Belgian newsflash too .
Think Augusta Chiwy must be a saint !
It all happened In Bastogne ..."70,000 US-Soldiers died" for us over here in only a few weeks and knowing that the Belgian Ardennes winters are ice cold with lots of snow during nights and stones were freezing out of the grond .
3 weeks ago I was there in Bastogne and saw the US/Soldier cemetery...and when you see this in person it's still hard to believe and became speechless from sadness....
For showing of my immense respect to the US/Soldiers who died for our liberty......
May their souls rest in peace .

"BASTOGNE" 1944 "101st AIRBORNE" !!!

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      09-01-2015, 03:51 PM   #13954
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If C5 was Italian, this would be a hilarious response.
If I were in Italy, I'd be in an F car ignoring you troglodytes
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      09-01-2015, 03:53 PM   #13955
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3 weeks ago I was there in Bastogne and saw the US/Soldier cemetery...and when you see this in person it's still hard to believe and became speechless from sadness....
For showing of my immense respect to the US/Soldiers who died for our liberty......
Thank you very much. See...this is the Phil I like and can respect
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      09-01-2015, 04:00 PM   #13956
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Thank you very much. See...this is the Phil I like and can respect
No thank you Sir...
Yes there are 2 Phil's..

1- The never ending joker.
2- The serious one with respect .

But actually both are jokers ..
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      09-02-2015, 09:44 AM   #13957
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Hey, Mr.SugarSkulls I did a brief survey with some local chicks last night regarding frozen M6. 6 blondes and 3 black chicks didn't give a peep


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      09-02-2015, 09:45 AM   #13958
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Hey, Mr.SugarSkulls I did a brief survey with some local chicks last night regarding frozen M6. 6 blondes and 3 black chicks didn't give a peep
Banned for dating Poultry!!!!
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      09-02-2015, 09:50 AM   #13959
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banned for not wanting to be Mr.SugarSkulls wingman
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      09-02-2015, 10:09 AM   #13960
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banned for not wanting to be Mr.SugarSkulls wingman
Fair statement...there's always one ugly guy in the group (Me)....someones gotta drive

...actually....banned for pimping Poultry
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      09-02-2015, 11:52 AM   #13961
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Sugar couldn't decide if he liked blondes or blacks better, and was bragging about how much cat he was going to get in his new car.

I checked around for him . . . shoulda just saved the money and kept with the Yaris
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      09-02-2015, 01:09 PM   #13962
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Sugar couldn't decide if he liked blondes or blacks better, and was bragging about how much cat he was going to get in his new car.

I checked around for him . . . shoulda just saved the money and kept with the Yaris
LOL that was a good comment/photo.

I'm going to go return this thing now. I swear I get so much attention from dudes, girls- not so much.
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      09-02-2015, 01:52 PM   #13963
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I swear I get so much attention from dudes
Put one of these on your bumper...

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      09-02-2015, 04:29 PM   #13964
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Nice cars are more of a dude magnet. Not a chick magnet, unless the chick has a nice performance car.

WHen I was single and drove a decent car, it was more of a buffer for females to approach me. However, it was little easier when I approached and get to know her.
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Nice cars are more of a dude magnet. Not a chick magnet, unless the chick has a nice performance car.
I used to paint my FICO score on the side of the car. Kept a broom just to keep them from rubbing themselves all over it.
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      09-02-2015, 04:40 PM   #13966
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I used to paint my FICO score on the side of the car. Kept a broom just to keep them from rubbing themselves all over it.
Or.....

"oops" *drop the money market account statement*

When I was dating this stupid pharmacist gold digger in Los Angeles, I told her to wait in the car, and went to the bank to deposit the check. Between the center console and passenger seat, I had a money market acct statement stuffed there.

I think she was treating me much better. On our 14th date, she was saying "When we get married, we can open our own pharmacy store."

That is when I realized I should just use her up like a toilet paper and toss it in the toilet. IF she did not see the statement and did not make that pharmacy statement, there is good 1.6564% probability that I live with her right now. *Scary*
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      09-02-2015, 04:45 PM   #13967
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Or.....

"oops" *drop the money market account statement*

When I was dating this stupid pharmacist gold digger in Los Angeles, I told her to wait in the car, and went to the bank to deposit the check. Between the center console and passenger seat, I had a money market acct statement stuffed there.

I think she was treating me much better. On our 14th date, she was saying "When we get married, we can open our own pharmacy store."

That is when I realized I should just use her up like a toilet paper and toss it in the toilet. IF she did not see the statement and did not make that pharmacy statement, there is good 1.6564% probability that I live with her right now. *Scary*
A better test would be to leave an empty magazine in the car. If she calls you a dumbass because a magazine should never be empty, then you know you have a keeper

I miss the serial dating years
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      09-02-2015, 05:08 PM   #13968
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I used to paint my FICO score on the side of the car. Kept a broom just to keep them from rubbing themselves all over it.


You could have door magnets with the scores - one really low score for everyday...and one really HIGH score for when you see a hottie
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      09-02-2015, 05:18 PM   #13969
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You could have door magnets with the scores - one really low score for everyday...and one really HIGH score for when you see a hottie
**squealing like a little girl** I liiiiikkkkeeee
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A better test would be to leave an empty magazine in the car. If she calls you a dumbass because a magazine should never be empty, then you know you have a keeper

I miss the serial dating years
well said!
However those are extremely rare in CA. THose are keepers for sure.

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