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      08-26-2015, 04:35 PM   #13685
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Unsweetened Ice Tea gets warm fast, but Sweetened Ice tea stays cold longer.
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Sugar sweetened, one of the chemicals, or stevia????
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      08-26-2015, 04:43 PM   #13688
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Dumb movie quote of the day by Peter.

"Horses are stupid."

Can anyone name the movie title this quote is from? Movie is from the 80's.
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      08-26-2015, 04:53 PM   #13689
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Southern Sweet tea?
Well, that low sugar Starbucks latte has more sugar than sweet tea.

This is coming from coffee lover. (I prefer coffee over tea)

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Sugar sweetened, one of the chemicals, or stevia????
No idea. I think it is regular sugar or syrup pump.
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      08-26-2015, 05:18 PM   #13690
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Sweat Tea is a food group in the South....
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      08-26-2015, 05:36 PM   #13691
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We can't be friends.....

Sweat Tea is a food group in the South....
And why all a y'all have the diabetes.
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And why all a y'all have the diabetes.
LOL.

Massive number of the health freaks females w/ pedometer who are on adiddas running shorts tend to sip on venti frapps at Starbucks.

Majority number of health freaks males w/ pedometer who are on adiddas running shorts tend to drink excessive alcohols and beer during weekend nights.

I think 16oz sweet ice tea has less sugar than 5oz of alcoholic beverage?
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      08-26-2015, 05:59 PM   #13693
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And why all a y'all have the diabetes.
Remember - I was on a 9,000 calorie a day diet in college....and had 3% BF

Yea - I ain't afraid of stinking Diabetes!
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      08-26-2015, 06:06 PM   #13694
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Remember - I was on a 9,000 calorie a day diet in college....and had 3% BF

Yea - I ain't afraid of stinking Diabetes!
I played 2 sports team for first month of school year, but I had to give up racquetball to get my academic crap done.

School nutritionist told me to stay at 6200kcal (6200 food cal), and I will lose about ~1-1.5lbs per week. We only had 1 practice per week.

9000kcal is like 2 practice meet + game per week.
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      08-26-2015, 06:07 PM   #13695
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Remember - I was on a 9,000 calorie a day diet in college....and had 3% BF

Yea - I ain't afraid of stinking Diabetes!
Do that diet now for two weeks and you wouldn't need a car, you could just roll anywhere.

Isn't being an old fart great Asb? I enjoy it immensely every time I have had five minutes of fun with skates and regret it for two weeks.
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      08-26-2015, 06:08 PM   #13696
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Remember - I was on a 9,000 calorie a day diet in college....and had 3% BF

Yea - I ain't afraid of stinking Diabetes!
ah yes...3 a days...those were fun. I was on the same diet.
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      08-26-2015, 06:15 PM   #13697
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ah yes...3 a days...those were fun. I was on the same diet.
Ran track and cross country at the DI level...12-15 miles a day for base work, then would taper back to speed work and have repeat non-resting mile intervals (8 total), with 4 laps at sub 4:45 pace, and 4 resting laps at 5:30 pace.
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      08-26-2015, 06:17 PM   #13698
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Do that diet now for two weeks and you wouldn't need a car, you could just roll anywhere.

Isn't being an old fart great Asb? I enjoy it immensely every time I have had five minutes of fun with skates and regret it for two weeks.
You calling me OLD!?!?!

Officially retired from all contact sports about 2 years ago, shoulder finally gave out (for the 2nd time) and back started giving me fits...feet will need a couple surgeries to fix bone spurs in the next year or so...

As hard as you drive Peter on your trip - that is how hard I have been on my body for the last 20 years....
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      08-26-2015, 06:19 PM   #13699
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Now, I am gainign weight like crazy at 3200kcal diet.
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      08-26-2015, 06:25 PM   #13700
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You calling me OLD!?!?!

Officially retired from all contact sports about 2 years ago, shoulder finally gave out (for the 2nd time) and back started giving me fits...feet will need a couple surgeries to fix bone spurs in the next year or so...

As hard as you drive Peter on your trip - that is how hard I have been on my body for the last 20 years....
Hahaha, yeah, different sports but mine has taken a few hits too.

My ankle is screwed up, surgery will happen one day.

My shoulders are okay but they can be dislocated quite easily.

My back is better now, when I actually was training I ended up spending a few summers almost completely lying on the floor because the damn thing was on fire all the time.

I can't imagine eating as much as you guys but I started losing weight if I skipped even one of my five meals per day, all of them warm when in training. I ate so much bacon and eggs for breakfast it would now feed my entire family.

I compensate for the adrenaline rushes I used to love with Peter. Sadly those are mild compared to the real storms.
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Dumb movie quote of the day by Peter.

"Horses are stupid."

Can anyone name the movie title this quote is from? Movie is from the 80's.
You no talk about horsies that way!!!
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Now, I am gainign weight like crazy at 3200kcal diet.
That's what I call breakfast

Not sure of my BMI, but I'm 6'0" and as of this morning, 169.
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Southern Sweet tea?
Well, that low sugar Starbucks latte has more sugar than sweet tea.

This is coming from coffee lover. (I prefer coffee over tea)



No idea. I think it is regular sugar or syrup pump.
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We can't be friends.....

Sweat Tea is a food group in the South....
I'm the only Southern lady that can't stand the taste of tea. I took a sip of my Moms drink thinking it was soda once, it was tea, I spit it out in the trash can. Yuck!
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      08-26-2015, 06:48 PM   #13704
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That's what I call breakfast

Not sure of my BMI, but I'm 6'0" and as of this morning, 169.
You're too lean! Fatten up those muscles!
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I'm the only Southern lady that can't stand the taste of tea. I took a sip of my Moms drink thinking it was soda once, it was tea, I spit it out in the trash can. Yuck!
Persians drink tea
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You're too lean! Fatten up those muscles!
My kids and I are all runners. The only weights I lift are whatever's attached to my fork.
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