Confess here

Darth One · 10-30-2018, 08:43 PM

have you ever prepared a cocktail according to the recipe, took a sip, and thought "man, this needs a lot more alcohol"?

sometimes i worry that i have a problem

Darth One · 10-30-2018, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

2 Live Crew, Gucci Crew, Miami Booty Bass....absolutely LOVE IT! Bass RULES all things about life lol

i thought it was cash that did that. wu tang didn't say B.R.E.A.M. broseph

1MOREMOD · 10-30-2018, 09:05 PM

Funny listened to old 2 live crew disc this am working out

Darth One · 10-30-2018, 09:07 PM

the counterpoint to my previous confession is, if you're the bartender and decide a cocktail needs more alcohol....well that cocktail is getting more alcohol

1MOREMOD · 10-30-2018, 09:23 PM

Dont they always need more alcohol

CTinline-six · 10-30-2018, 11:38 PM

I rarely engage other drivers, and try to avoid situations that would create road rage. I do however really enjoy driving around people who sit at green lights texting.

Never_Enough · 10-31-2018, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

have you ever prepared a cocktail according to the recipe, took a sip, and thought "man, this needs a lot more alcohol"?

sometimes i worry that i have a problem

All the time. My mixed drinks at home normally have several more shots of liquor than called for

Shiza · 10-31-2018, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

I rarely engage other drivers, and try to avoid situations that would create road rage. I do however really enjoy driving around people who sit at green lights texting.

I actually enjoy it when other drivers have road rage for little to no reason because I get to laugh at them which just makes them more upset

Never_Enough · 10-31-2018, 07:26 AM

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I actually enjoy it when other drivers have road rage for little to no reason because I get to laugh at them which just makes them more upset

Reminds me of driving to work a few weeks ago. Some cunt pulled out in front of me so I ended up up her ass b/c of it. She could have just waited 2 seconds for me to go by then pull out. She did this only to stop a few yards up the road to pull into her driveway.

But wait, there's more...as she is stopped waiting to turn into her driveway, she is flipping out with hand motions yelling pointing to her driveway. Yes, bitch, I see your turn signal. I am not the one in the wrong here. She must have been having a bad day.

Shiza · 10-31-2018, 07:40 AM

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Reminds me of driving to work a few weeks ago. Some cunt pulled out in front of me so I ended up up her ass b/c of it. She could have just waited 2 seconds for me to go by then pull out. She did this only to stop a few yards up the road to pull into her driveway.

But wait, there's more...as she is stopped waiting to turn into her driveway, she is flipping out with hand motions yelling pointing to her driveway. Yes, bitch, I see your turn signal. I am not the one in the wrong here. She must have been having a bad day.

The other day I was driving down the road behind a dump truck and changed lanes in front a of car(with plenty of room) and had to slow down immediately because traffic ahead. One minute later the car that I "cut off" pulls up next to me and rolls down his windows and starts yelling obscenities at me. I roll down my window just smiling and laughing, which makes him more upset and hilarity ensues. A couple minutes later I realize he looks suspiciously like the president of my company. Thank god he was just a doppelganger

UncleWede · 10-31-2018, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

have you ever prepared a cocktail according to the recipe, took a sip, and thought "man, this needs a lot more alcohol"?

sometimes i worry that i have a problem

The problem you have is that the recipe is wrong.

So, if someone brings over the Jose margarita in a bottle, that is "supposedly" already adulterated with tequila, that is what I use as a mix for my blender creations for the ladies in company. And THEN I float the Grand on top

King Rudi · 10-31-2018, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Reminds me of driving to work a few weeks ago. Some cunt pulled out in front of me so I ended up up her ass b/c of it. She could have just waited 2 seconds for me to go by then pull out. She did this only to stop a few yards up the road to pull into her driveway.

But wait, there's more...as she is stopped waiting to turn into her driveway, she is flipping out with hand motions yelling pointing to her driveway. Yes, bitch, I see your turn signal. I am not the one in the wrong here. She must have been having a bad day.

One of my biggest pet peeves as well, happened to me at lunch today. Guy runs a stop sign and pulls out in front of me, I have not a single car behind me. I have to slam on my brakes to keep from hitting him and because I get close-ish to his POS Cobalt when he immediately decides to bust left without a signal, he starts flipping me off and yells "fucking asshole in a BMW." I love being called "asshole in a BMW" because people who make poor decisions in life drive as well as they do everything else.

Darth One · 10-31-2018, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

All the time. My mixed drinks at home normally have several more shots of liquor than called for

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

The problem you have is that the recipe is wrong.

So, if someone brings over the Jose margarita in a bottle, that is "supposedly" already adulterated with tequila, that is what I use as a mix for my blender creations for the ladies in company. And THEN I float the Grand on top

i like it here. instead of telling me i'm a fucking alcoholic, people say it's everything else's fault but mine

PoorLurker · 10-31-2018, 07:11 PM

I must confess

I find comfort in trolling. So much comfort that at times it's nearly impossible to know my posts are just merely troll posts.

In other news, I doubt I will ever actually own a BMW. I came here for the cars, stayed for the women when the cars didn't tickle my pickle, but now rarely come here anymore.

I do miss Big Tex's large shaved calves and movie reviews though.

upstatedoc · 10-31-2018, 08:09 PM

Ummm What women are you referring to?

1MOREMOD · 10-31-2018, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

i like it here. instead of telling me i'm a fucking alcoholic, people say it's everything else's fault but mine

Right drink more you will feel better

yco · 11-01-2018, 05:22 AM

sometimes i think wish i d be an alcoholic for dealing not easy episodes of life.. but the day after of heavy alcohol brings more problem to me than making things easier..

Never_Enough · 11-01-2018, 07:28 AM

I did not hand out candy last night. Well, unless you count the blow pop that I gave to an eager lady...

Also, I ordered the Lego Voltron & it arrives tomorrow. Adult child FTW!

Never_Enough · 11-01-2018, 07:29 AM

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sometimes i think wish i d be an alcoholic for dealing not easy episodes of life.. but the day after of heavy alcohol brings more problem to me than making things easier..

Yea, this hangover shit is for the birds. I never had them in my 20s. Fuck getting old!

King Rudi · 11-01-2018, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

I did not hand out candy last night. Well, unless you count the blow pop that I gave to an eager lady...

Also, I ordered the Lego Voltron & it arrives tomorrow. Adult child FTW!

Aside from the blow pop comment how was dinner last night? What did she end bringing over for dinner?

To keep with the thread theme, I confess that I miss when my boys were younger. Last night was very surreal sitting at home alone handing out candy to kids. Funny how quickly life changes and you find yourself missing times passed. On a stranger note: children are like parasites. They drain you of your mental stability, health and monetary gain and then one day they are gone and want nothing to do with you....until they need something again.

Never_Enough · 11-01-2018, 07:39 AM

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Aside from the blow pop comment how was dinner last night? What did she end bringing over for dinner?

To keep with the thread theme, I confess that I miss when my boys were younger. Last night was very surreal sitting at home alone handing out candy to kids. Funny how quickly life changes and you find yourself missing times passed. On a stranger note: children are like parasites. They drain you of your mental stability, health and monetary gain and then one day they are gone and want nothing to do with you....until they need something again.

She brought me prime rib from Texas Roadhouse, a bottle of vodka & a bottle of whiskey. Also, she paid for said Voltron.

Some of the reasons I do not want kids.

CTinline-six · 11-01-2018, 07:43 AM

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She brought me prime rib from Texas Roadhouse, a bottle of vodka & a bottle of whiskey. Also, she paid for said Voltron.

Some of the reasons I do not want kids.

Damn dude you got her whipped... (is that a thing for guys?)

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