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Turkish Pickle · 10-26-2018, 08:55 PM

i told everyone i was going to be in the city for an interview over the weekend
i came back to town and im living the reclusive life my deep inner introvert has been lusting over the last ~2 months because everyone thinks im still in chicago

UncleWede · 10-27-2018, 12:21 AM

Her toes (any of the 4).

Would suck

Kyngofpop · 10-27-2018, 01:06 AM

Confession: When I greet or meet people that I don't know I usually start with an interpersonal open ended question that breaks down the initial barrier of us not knowing each other and kinda forces them to talk to me. It makes them feel comfortable even if I'm uncomfortable in that moment of time. The sad part is that I'm a hornDog and I'm usually sizing them up to see if they're suitable or hot enough to fuck and whether they're worthy of continuing the conversation any further to see if I can get the D...or P. Oy...

F30lolz · 10-27-2018, 03:26 PM

Going to the Heat/Blazers game tonight. I confess I’m not sure who to root for?

Darth One · 10-27-2018, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

i told everyone i was going to be in the city for an interview over the weekend
i came back to town and im living the reclusive life my deep inner introvert has been lusting over the last ~2 months because everyone thinks im still in chicago

did you really, really enjoy it? because if you did, the only logical next move is to fake your own death

Darth One · 10-28-2018, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

The sad part is that I'm a hornDog and I'm usually sizing them up to see if they're suitable or hot enough to fuck and whether they're worthy of continuing the conversation any further to see if I can get the D...or P. Oy...

Aha...so you bi?

Kyngofpop · 10-28-2018, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

The sad part is that I'm a hornDog and I'm usually sizing them up to see if they're suitable or hot enough to fuck and whether they're worthy of continuing the conversation any further to see if I can get the D...or P. Oy...

Aha...so you bi?

I'm whatever feels good at the moment. If it feels good do it.

Turkish Pickle · 10-28-2018, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

did you really, really enjoy it? because if you did, the only logical next move is to fake your own death

i mean yeah but im not down to do that...
i like socializing but sometimes i just need me time where i can sit in my boxers, play games and drink beer on my own

F30lolz · 10-29-2018, 06:06 AM

When I dance people think I’m having a seizure.

Never_Enough · 10-29-2018, 07:21 AM

Joekerr · 10-29-2018, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

When I dance people think I’m having a seizure.

Funny, when I dance its like a blender. Arms spinning and what not, but my body remains perfectly still, particularly my head. And I'm not smiling.

I hate dancing. I have no rhythm regardless of what Kyng thinks, I assure you I have no ability to dance. This does not stop me from at times dragging the wife onto the floor at a wedding, simply because I feel bad that there is only one or two couples there and I want to encourage others to get out there for the sake of the bride / groom. But usually I wait till there is a slower song, because that I can "dance" to...or really just slowly shuffle about.

1MOREMOD · 10-29-2018, 02:09 PM

Whoever took my coat at work brought it back but did successfully cut someone this weekend, me.

upstatedoc · 10-29-2018, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Whoever took my coat at work brought it back

were they scared because there were weapons in it?

Never_Enough · 10-29-2018, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Funny, when I dance its like a blender. Arms spinning and what not, but my body remains perfectly still, particularly my head. And I'm not smiling.

I hate dancing. I have no rhythm regardless of what Kyng thinks, I assure you I have no ability to dance. This does not stop me from at times dragging the wife onto the floor at a wedding, simply because I feel bad that there is only one or two couples there and I want to encourage others to get out there for the sake of the bride / groom. But usually I wait till there is a slower song, because that I can "dance" to...or really just slowly shuffle about.

I hate dancing, but do enjoy doing my stupid white boy nonsense sometimes. I was a little drunk at the Halloween party Saturday so I may have let loose a bit. My friend then proceeded to try to tell me I do, in fact, have rhythm. She was more lit than I was so I do not put any stock in her words.

Darth One · 10-29-2018, 02:20 PM

it's true - the solution to bad dancing is alcohol

F30lolz · 10-29-2018, 03:16 PM

I was at a club back in my college days at New Paltz, NY and I was with some friends checking out the action. Out of nowhere some chick grabs my arm and starts doing some ‘save the last dance’ moves and I’m like wtf? Needless to say, she left me after realizing I couldn’t dance to her level.

Bitch.

This was a true story.

david in germany · 10-29-2018, 03:45 PM

As a non dancer I do escape with music. I am a bass head, born and raised in Florida during the boom of mini trucks, 2 live crew, Guccie crew, ect. I do like other music as well minus country. For some reason country music is my kryptonite. I also have a very large car audio collection as the best place to enjoy loud music is in my car since houses are so close together in Germany.

Turkish Pickle · 10-29-2018, 03:56 PM

i can only listen to music, i can't dance other than some hip-hop "money" moves

1MOREMOD · 10-29-2018, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

were they scared because there were weapons in it?

That's a possibility

Kyngofpop · 10-30-2018, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Darth One

it's true - the solution to bad dancing is alcohol

The permanent mark in the middle of my forehead proves that this is a LIE!

Was practicing at home after a few Coors Lights and tried to do one of those 'stomp' moves popularized by the dance films that cropped up a few years ago where they use the camera for effect and it shakes the screen while you're watching.

Well I didn't see my computer chair as I tried to do one of those moves and went down. The chair saw my face before my fist hit the ground and it was a disaster. Two black eyes and a split open center between my eyebrows...bloody carnage. Battle scars I guess but dance and alcohol do NOT mix!

Kyngofpop · 10-30-2018, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by david in germany

As a non dancer I do escape with music. I am a bass head, born and raised in Florida during the boom of mini trucks, 2 live crew, Guccie crew, ect. I do like other music as well minus country. For some reason country music is my kryptonite. I also have a very large car audio collection as the best place to enjoy loud music is in my car since houses are so close together in Germany.

2 Live Crew, Gucci Crew, Miami Booty Bass....absolutely LOVE IT! Bass RULES all things about life lol

david in germany · 10-30-2018, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

2 Live Crew, Gucci Crew, Miami Booty Bass....absolutely LOVE IT! Bass RULES all things about life lol

Friend for life!

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