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      05-28-2015, 02:04 AM   #1321
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Dude, I'm not trying to cockblock you or anything..
but this is Sara's thread.. we HAVE to talk about her!!
you can put the mack on Lups or anybody you want.. nobody getting in your way

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Well, there is no sara right now, so I gotta go with the flow.
Heck, we even try to set a date with a guy at a Genny forum....

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Oh no, Lups has one quality I like in all women I like. And that's a phat ass.

If you have a phat ass, we can talk about it too.

No ones trying to Mack on anyone here.

I'm going to start a thread that forbids any of Sara's excursions being discussed.
you're not seriously mad because sara blew you off IRL ?
that's like being pissed the panhandler looked you over...

skinny asses all the way for me..
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Speaking of DIY/renovating home, I love doing home DIY. I recently saw the DIY section of ceiling lamp replacement, and it happenes to be bimmette's posting.
I actually watched few or her clips to see she's so bs, fake and and you know, against my ways.

... Then I decided she is really cool. I'm not telling her that. But a woman needs an idol, and she just could be mine.
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Dude that's the thing, I truly don't think I'm any better than anyone, I just got lucky enough to be me and to not to give a shit.

And I know you love me, we should be forum friends forever
Oh maybe it's just me then, you've told everybody the million of ways your life is better, AND you still get cute guys in m6s hitting on you, WHILE your ass is fat.. i dunno
yes, you're not materialistic because you spent nothing on your wedding and don't buy shoes, but you drive a new M FOUR

glad we can be bossom buddies still
Hey hey now, this is why misunderstandings happen.

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Lastly, fat, phat
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15 years of skating 5 hours per day, then physical labor, then skating again. now two years without exercise. I've never been this out of shape, but as said before, you'd be impressed with my M car roof wrapping skills, so much so that my huge form wouldn't make your awareness.
we'll still be hearing about the 'figure' skating when your hair has long turned gray, Lups..
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Oh no, Lups has one quality I like in all women I like. And that's a phat ass.

If you have a phat ass, we can talk about it too.

No ones trying to Mack on anyone here.

I'm going to start a thread that forbids any of Sara's excursions being discussed.
you're not seriously mad because sara blew you off IRL ?
that's like being pissed the panhandler looked you over...

skinny asses all the way for me..
She blew me off? When?

She's not sexually experienced/open minded enough for me which is what I'm looking for.

She's looking for someone to sweep her off her feet- with a title and everything.

Two attractive people looking for two different things who don't play games so no ones time is wasted.
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There is a M4 member who did DIY oil change on his new 991 GT3.
Currently looking at all DIY to see which car is easiest to do basic maintenance.
Out of my league, but I was surfing McLaren life last night to see if MP4/12C and 560S basic maintenance is easier than some of the other car.
For a nano second, I felt like I was in the market for one.


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I actually watched few or her clips to she's so bs, fake and and you know, again my ways.

... Then I decided she is really cool. I'm not telling her that. But a woman needs an idol, and she just could be mine.
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She blew me off? When?

She's not sexually experienced enough for me which is what I'm looking for.

She's looking for someone to sweep her off her feet- with a title and everything.

Two attractive people looking for two different things who don't play games so no ones time is wasted.
you are literally looking for snow white in a whorehouse.. no offences to anyone here, there, or anywhere..
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but I was surfing McLaren life last night to see if MP4/12C and 560S basic maintenance is easier than some of the other car.
never know when that might come in handy
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She blew me off? When?

She's not sexually experienced enough for me which is what I'm looking for.

She's looking for someone to sweep her off her feet- with a title and everything.

Two attractive people looking for two different things who don't play games so no ones time is wasted.
you are literally looking for snow white in a whorehouse.. no offences to anyone here, there, or anywhere..
Yeah, except I'm not looking for her here, there or anywhere.

I just know what I like. And I appreciated Sara saying she wasn't down for certain things. That's why I'm not picking on her like a lot of the other dudes. I just leave her alone.

You're the one trying to get her to continue her self destructive ways so if anything, shame on you.
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Oh maybe it's just me then, you've told everybody the million of ways your life is better, AND you still get cute guys in m6s hitting on you, WHILE your ass is fat.. i dunno
yes, you're not materialistic because you spent nothing on your wedding and don't buy shoes, but you drive a new M FOUR

glad we can be bossom buddies still
Six series. Wasn't an M.

Yeah, I bought that car because I couldn't get the one I wanted. Also, yes, I get hit on, but seriously, men are idiots. My hair is long enough to hide shit, and I talk like a sailor.

My life is so far from easy. What I do in real life is that i suck up to people, make them feel good about lending me their expertise and then I exploit them to help someone who has nothing. Yeah, neck lines go down when I need it. Then I'm stuck telling to yet an other idiot, that he's so cool for helping me... I've never flirted before, but here nobody does nothing for anyone else, so I can be the idiot doll when needed.

About third of my miles are drop offs. Over 75% of my income goes to my projects.

Seriously, supporting me would probably cost any man double what she does. And with me, you wont get any eye candy.

It was a joke from our skulls he hit on me today. I just kept it going.
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Guys I'm telling you, both can kill you!

Now, my ass is huge. Can I help with the renovations? I'm free labor!
Speaking of DIY/renovating home, I love doing home DIY. I recently saw the DIY section of ceiling lamp replacement, and it happenes to be bimmette's posting.
Hahaha! That came outta left field!
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Oh maybe it's just me then, you've told everybody the million of ways your life is better, AND you still get cute guys in m6s hitting on you, WHILE your ass is fat.. i dunno
yes, you're not materialistic because you spent nothing on your wedding and don't buy shoes, but you drive a new M FOUR

glad we can be bossom buddies still
Six series. Wasn't an M.

Yeah, I bought that car because I couldn't get the one I wanted. Also, yes, I get hit on, but seriously, men are idiots. My hair is long enough to hide shit, and I talk like a sailor.

My life is so far from easy. What I do in real life is that i suck up to people, make them feel good about lending me their expertise and then I exploit them to help someone who has nothing. Yeah, neck lines go down when I need it. Then I'm stuck telling to yet an other idiot, that he's so cool for helping me... I've never flirted before, but here nobody does nothing for anyone else, so I can be the idiot doll when needed.

About third of my miles are drop offs. Over 75% of my income goes to my projects.

Seriously, supporting me would probably cost any man double what she does. And with me, you wont get any eye candy.

It was a joke from our skulls he hit on me today. I just kept it going.
I swear Lups, some people just don't get our humor.

Isn't this the second time in a week we've been accused of such things? Sheeeshhhh

SAME THREAD TOO.

This is the devils thread.
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Yeah, except I'm not looking for her here, there or anywhere.

I just know what I like. And I appreciated Sara saying she wasn't down for certain things. That's why I'm not picking on her like a lot of the other dudes. I just leave her alone.

You're the one trying to get her to continue her self destructive ways so if anything, shame on you.
Well that's true.
But if you look at it another way, I'm just trying to push her to finish her destructive cycle.. otherwise if she keeps pulling back before the cliff she will never reincarnate and still doing the douche
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Yeah, except I'm not looking for her here, there or anywhere.

I just know what I like. And I appreciated Sara saying she wasn't down for certain things. That's why I'm not picking on her like a lot of the other dudes. I just leave her alone.

You're the one trying to get her to continue her self destructive ways so if anything, shame on you.
Well that's true.
But if you look at it another way, I'm just trying to push her to finish her destructive cycle.. otherwise if she keeps pulling back before the cliff she will never reincarnate and still doing the douche
LOL that made me laugh

Well thank goodness we have you to save her from her ways!
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Someone explain to me how Sarah, in the past, has been able to spend $1000 on shoes. She's able to afford $1000 per month ($12,000 per year) on tuition for her infant child. She drives a 335 iS (probably leased, so another $500/month). And yet she cannot afford psychiatric therapy.

I guarantee therapy won't cost Sarah $12,000 per year out of pocket.

I'm just very confused. So confused....

Should we start a gofundme for her? I'm...somewhat serious. There are some rather affluent individuals in this thread right now, though getting them to donate to Sarah's medical fund is probably another animal entirely
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we'll still be hearing about the 'figure' skating when your hair has long turned gray, Lups..
Dude, muscles grow where they are used. That was the point.

I'm sorry I've offended you, I didn't mean to. I'm just bored and my sister-in-law doesn't stop talking. I've sat on my spot for three hours now, and she doesn't take a breath between the lines.

Now after all ive seen in life, I don't like us women very much. I did a lot of work to not turn out like mine, and I hate to say this, but I see many things in common with Sara and my mom. Not the money, all my mom needed was the respect.
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Someone explain to me how Sarah, in the past, has been able to spend $1000 on shoes. She's able to afford $1000 per month ($12,000 per year) on tuition for her infant child. She drives a 335 iS (probably leased, so another $500/month). And yet she cannot afford psychiatric therapy.

I guarantee therapy won't cost Sarah $12,000 per year out of pocket.

I'm just very confused. So confused....

Should we start a gofundme for her? I'm...somewhat serious. There are some rather affluent individuals in this thread right now, though getting them to donate to Sarah's medical fund is probably another animal entirely
Dude you just opened up Pandora's box.

I'm out.
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LOL that made me laugh

Well thank goodness we have you to save her from her ways!
I'm thinking for the long term.. there's a baby involved..
So like yeah, give her to Sara senior (who hopefully is slowing down) to take care of for a year or two.. while junior can go full britney, cut off all her hair.. get banned from bimmerpost for verbal AK-ing all of us..

then in the end, her hair will cry back, baby will be starting to speak.. she can take her back, then it's senior's turn for detox..
(apologies to anyone for being presumptuous, couldn't resist it )
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Someone explain to me how Sarah, in the past, has been able to spend $1000 on shoes. She's able to afford $1000 per month ($12,000 per year) on tuition for her infant child. She drives a 335 iS (probably leased, so another $500/month). And yet she cannot afford psychiatric therapy.

I guarantee therapy won't cost Sarah $12,000 per year out of pocket.

I'm just very confused. So confused....

Should we start a gofundme for her? I'm...somewhat serious. There are some rather affluent individuals in this thread right now, though getting them to donate to Sarah's medical fund is probably another animal entirely
she'd just buy shoes with it.. besides, as she said, OT is free
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Dude you just opened up Pandora's box.

I'm out.
Hey, there are around 20 active posters in this topic right now. Let's all pitch in $10 and buy her an hour initial consultation ($200? Sounds about right) with a psychiatrist.
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