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      08-10-2015, 11:09 AM   #13311
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Green eyes in the Middle East are far more common than blue.

Hell I'll take either. Just get me into that oil money!!
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      08-10-2015, 11:12 AM   #13312
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Turkey fryer or BBQ?
....actually, one of my neighbors raise turkeys for Thanksgiving

So, Fryer
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      08-10-2015, 11:32 AM   #13313
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....actually, one of my neighbors raise turkeys for Thanksgiving

So, Fryer
I am NOT your neighbor, but I picked up the big Tom this past weekend: I'm guessing another 50+ lbs. dressed for turkey day, good thing we kept that oversized baking pan from last year!
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      08-10-2015, 11:38 AM   #13314
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What!!! I never got it! I'm always good to personally respond to birthday greetings!

Aw, thank you! I'm such a dick, but we all knew that already
Oh I know what it is, take me off block. I always forget to unblock my older sister. btw, why am I not following you on IG anymore? Did you block me there too?? Girlfriend made you?
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      08-10-2015, 11:39 AM   #13315
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I am NOT your neighbor, but I picked up the big Tom this past weekend: I'm guessing another 50+ lbs. dressed for turkey day, good thing we kept that oversized baking pan from last year!
When they're that large, is the meat quality still good?
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      08-10-2015, 11:46 AM   #13316
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When they're that large, is the meat quality still good?
They were hatched this Spring, so YEAH!!! They get a higher protein diet while growing, then the last 3-4 weeks I switch to exclusive corn. When we plucked the feathers you could SEE the marbling last year
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      08-10-2015, 11:49 AM   #13317
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They were hatched this Spring, so YEAH!!! They get a higher protein diet while growing, then the last 3-4 weeks I switch to exclusive corn. When we plucked the feathers you could SEE the marbling last year
There's no doubt they're better than the production birds, but marbling? Damn!

I'll be driving through Ventura/Oxnard on the 17th...think one will fit in the trunk?
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      08-10-2015, 11:53 AM   #13318
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There's no doubt they're better than the production birds, but marbling? Damn!

I'll be driving through Ventura/Oxnard on the 17th...think one will fit in the trunk?
You have a trunk liner? You do NOT want that smell in your car if they've had any food that day. Wave at them when you drive by Santa Claus
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      08-10-2015, 12:12 PM   #13319
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I am NOT your neighbor, but I picked up the big Tom this past weekend: I'm guessing another 50+ lbs. dressed for turkey day, good thing we kept that oversized baking pan from last year!
They have like 30 of those suckers!!! The year before last, they did not keep the feathers cut back and some of them would 'free range' into other yards I made the mistake of throwing out extra grain for the Donkey....the next morning, I had about a dozen of these damn birds on the deck - pecking at the door and window!! Woke me up it was so loud. I'm in shorts and sweatshirt, with snow boots in the pouring rain trying to herd these birds back to their yard and off my deck. My dogs actually killed one in the process...
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      08-10-2015, 12:28 PM   #13320
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They were hatched this Spring, so YEAH!!! They get a higher protein diet while growing, then the last 3-4 weeks I switch to exclusive corn. When we plucked the feathers you could SEE the marbling last year
I'm glad i dont kill or pluck my food.

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      08-10-2015, 12:35 PM   #13321
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You have a trunk liner? You do NOT want that smell in your car if they've had any food that day.
I have a trunk liner, yes, but Tom will be in a hefty bag on my fiancee's luggage

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Wave at them when you drive by Santa Claus
With the traffic thru the area, I'm going to get carpal

How about a nasty rev or five?
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      08-10-2015, 02:22 PM   #13322
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Hey hey now- let's all be nice to that stranger silver mike or whatever-

I'd be pussy whipped too if my girlfriend came from the Middle East and had oil money.

BUT ONLY if she had oil money. Green eyes would be a plus too.
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      08-10-2015, 02:49 PM   #13323
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I believe that we must see a pic of said girlfriend to fully articulate what you should do...
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      08-10-2015, 02:53 PM   #13324
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so my gf is moving to the middle east. she wants me to sell the bmw and move with her. also she wants me to buy her a skyline for her birthday next month. what do you guys think i should do?

i guess the choice here is bmw vs gf....
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I believe that we must see a pic of said girlfriend to fully articulate what you should do...
+1.
Depends on how she look.
99% of the time, I would pick a car over gf who gave me that "me or the car" type of ultimatum.
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      08-10-2015, 06:43 PM   #13325
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      08-10-2015, 06:52 PM   #13326
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+1.
Depends on how she look.
99% of the time, I would pick a car over gf who gave me that "me or the car" type of ultimatum.
I wouldn't care if she were Taylor Swift! Im outta there....
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YESSSS APP WORKING AGAIN

IM BACK FULL TIME MOTHERFU*KERS!!!
Me too, Biotches!
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      08-10-2015, 10:37 PM   #13328
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I have a trunk liner, yes, but Tom will be in a hefty bag on my fiancee's luggage

Their names are either Thanksgiving or Christmas, sir

With the traffic thru the area, I'm going to get carpal

How about a nasty rev or five?
We buy our feed "where the traffic stops either way"
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      08-11-2015, 12:35 AM   #13329
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YESSSS APP WORKING AGAIN

IM BACK FULL TIME MOTHERFU*KERS!!!
Me too, Biotches!
Andddd...it's dead as fck.

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      08-11-2015, 12:51 AM   #13330
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      08-11-2015, 01:00 AM   #13331
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...well then, make some noise up in this Futher Mucker!!!!!
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...well then, make some noise up in this Futher Mucker!!!!!
Hmmm ok.

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