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      12-17-2017, 10:18 PM   #111
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I get the same thing as upstatedoc does, but I also do what you do with get things lined up sooner rather than later. That does weed out the time wasters.
I can understand that with women in their mid 30's and up but for women in their 20's you def need to change your game if it takes any longer.

im 28 but usually only get interest from girls around 22-24. idk why, maybe because I look young, but women my age don't seem to be interested even tho I'm well educated with a good career and all that boring shit I thought older women were supposed to care about. it sucks because the younger girls are usually only into casual bullshit and I'm am the point where I want to settle down and meet a good girl.
If you don't already have them, I would suggest adding profile pics that have pets/ nieces/ nephews, and wearing a suit if you're looking for more mature girls.
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Well, pretty sure for all these dating apps (tinder, pof) you need to be close to a major city. I live in burbs, around 15 miles from Chicago, and my experience with these apps was horrible

First you get hit on by loads of scams or chicks you never go out with, then once you actually have an ok at best match and they turn out to be time wasters. I got so tired of it, that I lost patience and started pushing most to meet up asap, which didn't really work out. I deleted all online dating apps about a year ago and actually met way more outside of online dating. That is meeting in events, through friends, or anything else I enjoy doing.

I know tinder is a swiping game (swipe all they say), but not sure about POF lately?
This. I live in the damn woods so all that was in my area were a few woods trolls.
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      12-18-2017, 09:05 AM   #114
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Well, pretty sure for all these dating apps (tinder, pof) you need to be close to a major city. I live in burbs, around 15 miles from Chicago, and my experience with these apps was horrible
Not at all. I am an hour west of Philadelphia & have no problems meeting people.

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First you get hit on by loads of scams or chicks you never go out with, then once you actually have an ok at best match and they turn out to be time wasters. I got so tired of it, that I lost patience and started pushing most to meet up asap, which didn't really work out. I deleted all online dating apps about a year ago and actually met way more outside of online dating. That is meeting in events, through friends, or anything else I enjoy doing.
I wish I were not an introvert.

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I know tinder is a swiping game (swipe all they say), but not sure about POF lately?
For us men, they are all a numbers game. It's funny, I can message woman X today & no reply. Message her again a week or month later & we end up meeting. It's numbers & timing.
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If you don't already have them, I would suggest adding profile pics that have pets/ nieces/ nephews, and wearing a suit if you're looking for more mature girls.
Tried that. Doesn't make a difference. Maybe I am just a troll?

I no longer have a dog, but maybe I should add a photo of my last dog to my profile. Hmm...
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Exchanged numbers with another idiot yesterday. The kind that doesn't reply to text till hours or days later. So I ask when she's free to meet & she tells me "maybe in January" Yea, GFY.
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Tried that. Doesn't make a difference. Maybe I am just a troll?

I no longer have a dog, but maybe I should add a photo of my last dog to my profile. Hmm...
I added a photo of my last dog to some profiles. Let's see what happens!
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I added a photo of my last dog to some profiles. Let's see what happens!
Don't post an ugly dog!
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Don't post an ugly dog!
Dear lord! Nah, Bella was cute as hell.
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      12-18-2017, 01:00 PM   #120
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      12-18-2017, 04:25 PM   #121
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The hits keep coming. Clearly this woman has no common sense or social skills. I was like WTF?!
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The hits keep coming. Clearly this woman has no common sense or social skills. I was like WTF?!
Lol these bitches be seriously killing me.
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One time my younger cousin and I fucked the same girl off pof. I showed him her profile and he showed me pics of her gyena.
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One time my younger cousin and I fucked the same girl off pof. I showed him her profile and he showed me pics of her gyena.
What's a gyena ?
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What's a gyena ?
The vagina of a Hyena?
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A hyenas giant vagina that was between her legs.
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The vagina of a Hyena?
Honestly , I first thought it was African .
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A hyenas giant vagina that was between her legs.
I knew it was African .But it sounds like a mess my friend .
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WTF!
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