After you wipe your butt do you....

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

I'm sure your guest must love using your restroom.

No more "Monkey" business from the both of you.

[MediaArtist]

All you guys who throw soiled tee pee into the bin probably wear your shoes inside the house too, right?

[kevinbahnz]

you guys wipe?

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

All you guys who throw soiled tee pee into the bin probably wear your shoes inside the house too, right?

I though all white people wear their shoes inside the house. I even see them jumping on their bed with shoes on. At least that's how all my white relatives are.

[MediaArtist]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I though all white people wear their shoes inside the house. I even see them jumping on their bed with shoes on. At least that's how all my white relatives are.

I don't think it's as bad a cultural faux pas to wear shoes inside the house for whites as it is for asians, but I know a lot of white families who would give you the "eye" if you tried to wear your street shoes into their homes.

[PINeely]

I have wood and tile floors so it doesn't really bother me but I still take mine off. As long as it isn't raining I don't make my guests take theirs off but most still do.

Carpet would be a different story. Most of the southerners I know always take theirs off anyway.

[kmarei]

Originally Posted by HAZEx36

In japan.... they don't believe in toilet paper.

because they have a control panel for their toilet
you can choose warm. cold, luke warm water to rinse
then you can also change the temperature of the air breeze that dries your rectum

and you can also choose to have a little spritz of perfume

[kmarei]

Originally Posted by Nkc

while we're on this issue. Do any of you wipe with only wet wipes? I heard Howard Stern talking about it on his show a while back but that idea alone is too rich for my blood lol. I was also wondering how well it would actually flush. I'm afraid that if I go down that route, I may never be able to go back.

wipes rock
the fact is, no matter how much TP you use, you are just smearing it around
wipes give you that all clean feeling

ideally you would wash up if you had a bidet.
the toilet bowls in Egypt usually have a small hole with a water jet with a tap on the side of the toilet bowl. so your only usage of TP is to dry, not to wipe.

for the true test of If TP cleans or not
after you shower, when you are done drying, wipe with some TP
if you see any marks, then your TP sessions are ineffective

[Billup]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

I'm sure your guest must love using your restroom.

lol, was a joke, wanted to see how many people took it serious. That would, in fact, be disgusting. I have OCD, so shitty paper round the crib don't float my boat.


Although, I have to chime in, has anyone seen the episode of extreme cheapskates where the people reuse normal towels to wipe their asses, and then just wash them?

Seriously, wtf. If I went into someones house and all they had were skid marked rags, I'd pull a no wipe and walk my dirty ass home.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Nkc

No more "Monkey" business from the both of you.

That's racist as hell, man.

[MediaArtist]

Originally Posted by Billup

Although, I have to chime in, has anyone seen the episode of extreme cheapskates where the people reuse normal towels to wipe their asses, and then just wash them?

I have a friend who was an officer in the NAVY. He said on his carrier, they were rationed tee pee every week, I forget the amount, maybe 2 rolls?

Anyway, he said to not run out of tee pee before the next ration, he would use 3-4 sheets of teepee, and stick his middle finger through the middle of the squares which were placed on top of each other. Then he would dig into his ass, scraping up as much poop as possible, and then close the squares on his finger, tightly, then drag it off his finger and into the toilet. He would wash his hands after of course, but he claimed he and others could ration their toilet paper much more efficiently using that "wipe" method.

Any NAVY guys here that can confirm this is true service practice?

[Billup]

I'm upset with the picture that was just made in my head. Thanks for that.

[squishy]

Originally Posted by Billup

I'm upset with the picture that was just made in my head. Thanks for that.

We need a drawing, please and thank you.









JK

[Litos]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

Any NAVY guys here that can confirm this is true service practice?

dammit - I didn't even wipe my ass like that when I was OUT IN THE FIELD while in the Marines.....

[Templar]

Holy thread necro.

Anyway, we flush our TP and our septic safe wipes. FWIW, you're not supposed to throw certain things (tampons, paper towels) into a toilet in a house with a septic tank. That's what a "sanitary wastebin" is for.

Plus, I'd rather take out an extra trash bag (I actually don't take THAT bag out, she does) instead of spending however much it costs to have the septic tank pumped and serviced after my backyard is filled with shitty/pissy water because the tank clogged and blew up in the yard.

[jlstyle]

Wow 7 people for the wipe up trash cans..
What kind of lid do you have for the trash can?
Is it a flipping top or rotating top?
How do you open the lid while squatting and dirty tissue on one hand?
What if tissue is wet?
Who cleans it out?
I'm sure it will smell worse or same as baby diaper compactor...I'm so confused of this concept...

[Maestro]

You could do what these idiots do, and I am not sure why i entered this thread but this video seem appropriate

[dreamingat30fps]

After seeing the house thread I pretty much figured you all had your own personal ass wipers who handled all that shit...

[Nkc]

Who would of thought that at the age of 30, I would be taking ass-wiping advice on a BMW forum. What a marvelous age we live in.

So I went ahead and followed Litos' advice and picked up a bag of my baby's wipes and went experimenting for the first time. I shat twice today with the second time followed up by a shower. As a result, I felt "fresh" after taking said dumps and using baby wipes. I feel like I'm in one of those female hygiene products commercial when they have blue colored periods and can conquer the world. Since I have a septic tank, I'm obliged to throw the baby wipe in a nearby waste basket which was the only setback in terms of cleanliness and efficiency. But with all the diapers and shit going on lately in my household, my little (slightly stained) wet wipe will be of no nuisance to anyone.

I went with 2 dry, 1 wet, and 1 follow up dry routine. As i gain proficiency with this technique, I shall limit myself to 1 dry, 1 wet, and 1 follow up dry.

Thanks for all the advice.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Nkc

Who would of thought that at the age of 30, I would be taking ass-wiping advice on a BMW forum. What a marvelous age we live in.

So I went ahead and followed Litos' advice and picked up a bag of my baby's wipes and went experimenting for the first time. I shat twice today with the second time followed up by a shower. As a result, I felt "fresh" after taking said dumps and using baby wipes. I feel like I'm in one of those female hygiene products commercial when they have blue colored periods and can conquer the world. Since I have a septic tank, I'm obliged to throw the baby wipe in a nearby waste basket which was the only setback in terms of cleanliness and efficiency. But with all the diapers and shit going on lately in my household, my little (slightly stained) wet wipe will be of no nuisance to anyone.

I went with 2 dry, 1 wet, and 1 follow up dry routine. As i gain proficiency with this technique, I shall limit myself to 1 dry, 1 wet, and 1 follow up dry.

Thanks for all the advice.

Hold the fucking phone..., you mean to tell me periods aren't blue?!?!


* suing Maxi-Pads for false advertisement

[Templar]

Originally Posted by Nkc

Who would of thought that at the age of 30, I would be taking ass-wiping advice on a BMW forum. What a marvelous age we live in.

So I went ahead and followed Litos' advice and picked up a bag of my baby's wipes and went experimenting for the first time. I shat twice today with the second time followed up by a shower. As a result, I felt "fresh" after taking said dumps and using baby wipes. I feel like I'm in one of those female hygiene products commercial when they have blue colored periods and can conquer the world. Since I have a septic tank, I'm obliged to throw the baby wipe in a nearby waste basket which was the only setback in terms of cleanliness and efficiency. But with all the diapers and shit going on lately in my household, my little (slightly stained) wet wipe will be of no nuisance to anyone.

I went with 2 dry, 1 wet, and 1 follow up dry routine. As i gain proficiency with this technique, I shall limit myself to 1 dry, 1 wet, and 1 follow up dry.

Thanks for all the advice.

There are septic safe wipes. That's what I use from time to time.

[MediaArtist]

Originally Posted by Litos

dammit - I didn't even wipe my ass like that when I was OUT IN THE FIELD while in the Marines.....

Well to be fair, this guy is on the older side. He was in the Navy in the mid-80s, early-90s.

Things are probably better now, I'm guessing.