Confess here

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by dinonz

If I come visit would she clean my hotel room?

We could find out!

[Darth One]

sharts. they're normal and not uncommon, right? all responsible adults do get them at one point or another, yes?

hypothetically, one should feel lucky that he experienced it in the comfort of his own home, sitting next to his wife watching Iron Fist? as opposed to somewhere more public and more inconvenient.

asking for a friend.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Kyngofpop

There's a 45 yr old virgin that I work with that's showing interest in me. And when I say 45yr old virgin I mean that this person has never even romantically shared a bed with someone else. I visited the home and it's like a museum for Star Wars.

Now I'm not LOOSE but when I've been with someone we've fkd until the cows came home...like THOUSANDS of times...literally.
Day, night, gas stations, off road trails when we were off roading in my SUV, behind apartments, the house next door when it was empty...no lube. I get it in when it needs to be GOTTEN!

I've been on a dry spell but this one is different. How TF do ya deal with a virgin at 45yrs old? I like Love and all that but as I rapidly approach 40 I can GUARANTEE that I'm not gna stick around and hearts are sure to be broken the next time a tall skinny Latin or Arab says "what's up".

We're friends and all but I know ME!

I somehow missed this post. There are few times that I am at a loss of words. I'd like to know more about this situation. Without knowing anything of the guy I would stay far away from that. You can't possibly expect it to be worth him fumbling around to figure it out.

Originally Posted by Darth One

sharts. they're normal and not uncommon, right? all responsible adults do get them at one point or another, yes?

hypothetically, one should feel lucky that he experienced it in the comfort of his own home, sitting next to his wife watching Iron Fist? as opposed to somewhere more public and more inconvenient.

asking for a friend.

I trust no man or woman who can't honestly admit to shitting their pants as an adult. These are also the people that say they have never masturbated, avoid these people at all costs.

Happened to me while working at a car lot a few years back....middle of the lot, I had on light khaki dress pants....it was no secret as to what happened to anyone within view. I walked straight to my car, called my boss explained what happened and that I was going home to change. Oddly enough, he told no one, which was cool of him. We actually joked about it when I got back to work. It's somewhat of a rite of passage for old men.

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

These are also the people that say they have never masturbated, avoid these people at all costs.

May have to put this quote in my signature!!

[UncleWede]

I haven't sharted since I quit putting Vick's on the Maglite I was shoving in my butthole back in high school.

[Shiza]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I haven't sharted since I quit putting Vick's on the Maglite I was shoving in my butthole back in high school.

Now there's a signature worthy quote

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

I cannot eat a banana without first removing ALL those strings on its side.

And eating it without the peel is a little messier but makes it taste better.

That would be almost as bad as eating the booger without first removing the hairs <shudders>

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I haven't sharted since I quit putting Vick's on the Maglite I was shoving in my butthole back in high school.

starting early today?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

starting early today?

Caf-Fiend Day, 2 cups of leaded

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Darth One

sharts. they're normal and not uncommon, right? all responsible adults do get them at one point or another, yes?

hypothetically, one should feel lucky that he experienced it in the comfort of his own home, sitting next to his wife watching Iron Fist? as opposed to somewhere more public and more inconvenient.

asking for a friend.

We've all sharted. My IBS loves to fuck with me

[CTinline-six]

I've had this forum open on my second monitor all day at work today.




I did manage to get everything done I needed to though, and a bit more.

[nyalpine90]

i do miss the days of having pagers/beepers lol

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i do miss the days of having pagers/beepers lol

ban

[UncleWede]

^This is designated a safe space

BAN

[nyalpine90]

[upstatedoc]

*

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

*

Thank goodness b/c I identify as a non-binary race car

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

i do miss the days of having pagers/beepers lol

[wdb]

I just heard a presenter say "mux demux" and snickered to myself.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

What's that?

MUX - multiplexer

DEMUX - demultiplexer

In electronics, a multiplexer is a device that selects one of several analog or digital input signals and forwards the selected input into a single line. A multiplexer of inputs has select lines, which are used to select which input line to send to the output.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Thanks! Still Greek to me, but thanks!!!

[Darth One]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

These are also the people that say they have never masturbated, avoid these people at all costs.

that makes sense. those people are assured of being liars, which makes them not trustworthy by definition