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      07-27-2015, 08:53 PM   #12783
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Don't be a stranger....we still have a game to finish!
Awww, don't worry.
She'll be around, she was pretty active before sister-in-law moved in.
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      07-27-2015, 08:54 PM   #12784
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Wow. Rude. Yeah send me pics!
Are you high? You've seen how bad it was.

I aged 10 years on my way back from the airport. Adult Anna returned.

Oh, btw bimmette: I'm gonna go find some cops and firemen and talk them into shots.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      07-27-2015, 08:55 PM   #12785
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Wow. Rude. Yeah send me pics!
Are you high? You've seen how bad it was.

I aged 10 years on my way back from the airport. Adult Anna returned.

Oh, btw bimmette: I'm gonna go find some cops and firemen and talk them into shots.
Do it!!!
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      07-27-2015, 08:58 PM   #12786
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Thanks, want the rest of the photos I took today?

And she didn't even say thanks. Like ever.
Maybe she thanked her brother since he's the one who invited her and you made it clear you don't like her.
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      07-27-2015, 08:58 PM   #12787
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Are you high? You've seen how bad it was.

I aged 10 years on my way back from the airport. Adult Anna returned.

Oh, btw bimmette: I'm gonna go find some cops and firemen and talk them into shots.
Drink their asses under the table!!!
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      07-27-2015, 09:02 PM   #12788
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Are you high? You've seen how bad it was.

I aged 10 years on my way back from the airport. Adult Anna returned.

Oh, btw bimmette: I'm gonna go find some cops and firemen and talk them into shots.
Drink their asses under the table!!!
Hahaha I think she means photos unless I totally misunderstood!
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      07-27-2015, 09:02 PM   #12789
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Maybe she thanked her brother since he's the one who invited her and you made it clear you don't like her.
He didn't invite her, he ran away twice while she was here because even he can't stand her.

Dude, I was pretty awesomely polite. I didn't poison her once.
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      07-27-2015, 09:05 PM   #12790
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He didn't invite her, he ran away twice while she was here because even he can't stand her.

Dude, I was pretty awesomely polite. I didn't poison her once.
Usually people don't thank you for being a shitty host.
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Usually people don't thank you for being a shitty host.
Well, I at least fed her for two months, clothed her, kept a roof over her head and paid all her bills. I think that is polite enough for someone who is not invited.
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      07-27-2015, 09:14 PM   #12792
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Well, I at least fed her for two months, clothed her, kept a roof over her head and paid all her bills. I think that is polite enough for someone who is not invited.
Using her own brother's money, sure. Can you post a picture of the "sil"n how old is she?
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Using her own brother's money, sure. Can you post a picture of the "sil"n how old is she?
I'm pretty sure I used my own accounts.

Tara can describe her to you. She's 43.
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      07-27-2015, 09:39 PM   #12794
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...I am usually not in a thanking mood when I have 5hitty guests...
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My sil went away!

I can have a life again instead of hanging out in the internet!
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LOL. sorry, I just had to post this....
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Well, I at least fed her for two months, clothed her, kept a roof over her head and paid all her bills. I think that is polite enough for someone who is not invited.
Using her own brother's money, sure. Can you post a picture of the "sil"n how old is she?
She looks older than her age, has dark blond thin hair, is pale, has no makeup on and wears odd clothes.
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      07-27-2015, 09:57 PM   #12797
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LOL. sorry, I just had to post this....
I'm more pathetic than you. I wear my crown with bride.

I still don't get my rep score. That just pathetic.
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She looks older than her age, has dark blond thin hair, is pale, has no makeup on and wears odd clothes.
Sounds like lups but older.
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I'm more pathetic than you. I wear my crown with bride.

I still don't get my rep score. That just pathetic.
at least this forum make us feel younger.
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She looks older than her age, has dark blond thin hair, is pale, has no makeup on and wears odd clothes.
Sounds like lups but older.
Lups has long luscious light blond hair and does not need makeup.
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Sounds like lups but older.
Yup, that's why I have time to spend on the internet. Ugly fucks like me have zero chances in real world! Thank god for online shopping, I was asked to wear a bag in my head in normal stores.
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Yup, that's why I have time to spend on the internet. Ugly fucks like me have zero chances in real world! Thank god for online shopping, I was asked to wear a bag in my head in normal stores.

This is how Lups goes shopping.




This is how V1.47fan goes shopping.



This is how I go shopping
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This is how Lups goes shopping.




This is how V1.47fan goes shopping.
Can you PhotoShop the weird clothes in too? I need a new photo of me to our family album.

Thanks.
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Can you PhotoShop the weird clothes in too? I need a new photo of me to our family album.

Thanks.
This is the most conservative shopping picture of you which I can find.

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