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      12-02-2015, 08:06 PM   #1255
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That's tragic.

I personally, love myself.

All natty here brah.
We aren't all blessed like you.
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That's tragic.

I personally, love myself.

All natty here brah.
We aren't are blessed like you.
Just a little bit of dedication, hard work and sacrificing is all.

Remember, I was once a chub ball. Took work to get this bod!

Now ugly, I can't help people with. That's just God being mean.
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Just a little bit of dedication, hard work and sacrificing is all.

Remember, I was once a chub ball. Took work to get this bod!

Now ugly, I can't help people with. That's just God being mean.
Thank goodness for surgeons
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Just a little bit of dedication, hard work and sacrificing is all.

Remember, I was once a chub ball. Took work to get this bod!

Now ugly, I can't help people with. That's just God being mean.
Thank goodness for surgeons
Too bad there's no surgery for the soul.
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      12-02-2015, 09:26 PM   #1260
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Just saw this for the first time on a SNL Christmas special. Seemed fitting for this thread...

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      12-02-2015, 09:45 PM   #1261
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Just saw this for the first time on a SNL Christmas special. Seemed fitting for this thread... :jellyroll
Damn you're old

That's been on the iPod play list for years!

Timberlake is hilarious (no-homo)...
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Dude!! Just now seeing the Schwetty Balls skit for the first time as well. lol
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Reporting for duty.
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Dude!! Just now seeing the Schwetty Balls skit for the first time as well. lol
I am a SNL aficionado....

http://www.thelonelyisland.com/video...orts&sort=date

Watch 'Two Worlds Collide'....and Jizz in my pants



You're Welcome, and I'M REBA!!!!!
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      12-02-2015, 10:13 PM   #1266
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Hey I take this thread seriously.
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      12-02-2015, 10:26 PM   #1267
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http://www.thelonelyisland.com/video...orts&sort=date

Watch 'Two Worlds Collide'....and Jizz in my pants



You're Welcome, and I'M REBA!!!!!

I had Jizz In My Pants as a ringtone for a then-boyfriend. Motherlover and Golden Rule/Threeway also classic.
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I had Jizz In My Pants as a ringtone for a then-boyfriend. Motherlover and Golden Rule/Threeway also classic.
I use the phrase "It's not gay when it's in a threeway" more often than I should. It gets some questioning looks.
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I had Jizz In My Pants as a ringtone for a then-boyfriend. Motherlover and Golden Rule/Threeway also classic.
I use the phrase "It's not gay when it's in a threeway" more often than I should. It gets some questioning looks.
I also use it all the time. We should hang out and tell each other it's not gay. It's quite clear when you watch the instant replay.
Motherlover gets stuck in my head all the time, and it's not really something you can just start singing...
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I also use it all the time. We should hang out and tell each other it's not gay. It's quite clear when you watch the instant replay.
Motherlover gets stuck in my head all the time, and it's not really something you can just start singing...
I'll reassure you as much as you need. I know the area's gray in a 1, 2, 3 way.

What's the other girl's name?
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Ordered my gift. It will have some special additions
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My gifts are in the mail as well
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My gifts are in the mail as well
Mine has to ship to me first, then ship out. Hope it comes in time!
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Mine has to ship to me first, then ship out. Hope it comes in time!
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...are you my SS????

Thats against the rules! I will say you have a 50/50 chance of guessing
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I'm very disappointed in the photos posted tonight.
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