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      07-30-2023, 02:24 AM   #1255
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      07-31-2023, 02:36 PM   #1256
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Never under estimate an idiot, as they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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This one is pretty clever and always one of my favorites...I think it is roughly paraphrased from Shakespeare:

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed".

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Never under estimate an idiot, as they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Or "Nobody ever lost money underestimating peoples stupidity" Attributed to P T Barnum.

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“Sir, If I Were Your Wife I’d Put Poison in Your Tea!”
“Madam, If I Were Your Husband I’d Drink It.”
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It's the all men to defend truth"

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(I posted this on another automotive forum and got the post deleted and a very stern warning (Zero Tolerance! ) from a moderator for a violation of "section 8" of the forum rules -- which I cannot find. Go figure! I assume the moderator thought this was about politics or religion, which was not the spirit in which I posted it. Whatever... )
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I spent most of my money on booze and women.. the rest i just wasted..
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      08-26-2023, 01:02 PM   #1272
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And stop idolizing influencers and media/sport/music personalities. Most of them are not good role models.


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