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      07-24-2015, 12:16 PM   #12475
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Make reservations for the weekend at a nice hotel within driving range, romantic dinner, walk, etc....
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Don't know if you watched "Homeland" but that's a good show too.
Homeland is good, however, the first two seasons were the best with Brody in it.
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A romantic carriage ride and then dinner and a show!
Are we still talking about a birthday for a guy here? Like a straight guy?
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      07-24-2015, 12:17 PM   #12477
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4-5 hour make up sex is best sex
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      07-24-2015, 12:17 PM   #12478
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Homeland is good, however, the first two seasons were the best with Brody in it.
Well there is always Spartacus, best show EVER in my book.
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4-5 hour make up sex is best sex
4 to 5 hours? Who's got that kind of time? My penis would throw in the towel after round 2.
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4 to 5 hours? Who's got that kind of time?
When you're not married
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When you're not married
Don't you people have jobs to go to?
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      07-24-2015, 12:21 PM   #12482
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Don't you people have jobs to go to?
On the weekend? Sometimes.
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On the weekend? Sometimes.
So you have 5 hour sex sessions sometimes on the weekend or you work on the weekend?
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      07-24-2015, 12:24 PM   #12484
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That is in the works.
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      07-24-2015, 12:27 PM   #12485
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Don't know if you watched "Homeland" but that's a good show too.
If you are going to veg and marathon watch a show....gotta watch Game of Thrones!!!

Homeland is good, but after Brody...meh...
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When you're not married
I don't have that kind of time and I'm single!










Wait, maybe that's why I am single
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I don't have that kind of time and I'm single!










Wait, maybe that's why I am single
LOL!!!

No I don't think it is possible to have a 5 hour marathon session. As you a dude, I don't care how much Test you are on there is no way you can reload enough times to continue. As far as ladies go; unless you are a battle hardened porn star you will probably be quite sore after 2 or 3 hours tops. Unless of course the guy doing the drilling is packing only 4in on his best day. And I'm speaking from experience as a former whore.
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      07-24-2015, 12:39 PM   #12488
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LOL!!!

No I don't think it is possible to have a 5 hour marathon session. As you a dude, I don't care how much Test you are on there is no way you can reload enough times to continue. As far as ladies go; unless you are a battle hardened porn star you will probably be quite sore after 2 or 3 hours tops. Unless of course the guy doing the drilling is packing only 4in on his best day. And I'm speaking from experience as a former whore.

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      07-24-2015, 12:44 PM   #12489
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Myringotomy (tubes). Thanks everyone. Surgery went well. She woke up out of anesthesia flopping around like a fish and screaming bloody murder. But she's calmed down. We're home and she is playing!
Cute kid

But God damn that bag is almost as big as you. What you packing a parachute in there?
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So can I start calling my CA now asking him when's pick up?
Just now I saw the masts of the ship as I was driving west on Hueneme Rd. And I saw some cars coming the other direction!!!!!




Oh, but you aren't waiting on a Lancer, right? My bad, sorry.
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The info around the office today is that it's National Tequila Day
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LOL!!!

No I don't think it is possible to have a 5 hour marathon session. As you a dude, I don't care how much Test you are on there is no way you can reload enough times to continue. As far as ladies go; unless you are a battle hardened porn star you will probably be quite sore after 2 or 3 hours tops. Unless of course the guy doing the drilling is packing only 4in on his best day. And I'm speaking from experience as a former whore.
Hyperbole
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Do it
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So can I start calling my CA now asking him when's pick up?
Every half hour....
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LOL!!!

No I don't think it is possible to have a 5 hour marathon session. As you a dude, I don't care how much Test you are on there is no way you can reload enough times to continue. As far as ladies go; unless you are a battle hardened porn star you will probably be quite sore after 2 or 3 hours tops. Unless of course the guy doing the drilling is packing only 4in on his best day. And I'm speaking from experience as a former whore.
I guess some of us are just more gifted than others...

And Test works against the ability to do this...
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