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      07-21-2015, 02:52 PM   #12145
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You see...Womans take it always wrong ....I was talking about "Hard character"
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To get more body hair , you need more male hormones (Testosterone)
How's your libido ?
No thanks on body hair. I would rather concentrate on my hair.


Testosterone/libido....Let's say even taking beta blockers at mid to late 30s, it was okay. Effect was minimal.
I've seen few horny 20s guys who took beta blockers, and they were having ED. (which is perfectly normal).

I stop taking beta blockers, because it calms me down too much.


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No thanks on body hair. I would rather concentrate on my hair.


Testosterone/libido....Let's say even taking beta blockers at mid to late 30s, it was okay. Effect was minimal.
I've seen few horny 20s guys who took beta blockers, and they were having ED. (which is perfectly normal).

I stop taking beta blockers, because it calms me down too much.







High blood pressure ?
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You really need high dose of "Omega 3"
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      07-21-2015, 03:12 PM   #12154
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You really need high dose of "Omega 3"
I am taking about 300% more than supplemental recommendation. Not just for the pressure, but also to tame my auto-immune. Omega 3 is for long term.
I am already taking 3-4 suppliments every day.

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      07-21-2015, 03:30 PM   #12155
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Oh yeah...nice car too. But wear a micro-mini LBD next time. And heels
A leopard can't change its spots.
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      07-21-2015, 04:09 PM   #12156
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Ok, this is pretty cool news.

Just got word that my car will be one of the display cars at this year's BMW Festorics at Laguna Seca Raceway It will be the example of a factory performance tuned car
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Ok, this is pretty cool news.

Just got word that my car will be one of the display cars at this year's BMW Festorics at Laguna Seca Raceway It will be the example of a factory performance tuned car
Great, this means you're geekier than us rest.

I am spending my day thinking abt new ways for a murder, again. If she would just leave, I could do the same. Now she is fucking with my sanity.

I have never had a summer this boring.
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      07-21-2015, 04:58 PM   #12158
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Can I get in late on the shoe/animal pictures? My Eccos being mobbed by Thanksgiving and Christmas in the back yard. They were hungry and wouldn't stand still.
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Can I get in late on the shoe/animal pictures? My Eccos being mobbed by Thanksgiving and Christmas in the back yard. They were hungry and wouldn't stand still.
Nobody has ever said this before but feed the damn models!

Just out of interest, how do you cook them? The preparations and so on? I cook a turkey for Christmas and I could use ideas for other suffings/ salt than what I'm using now.
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I love the thanksgiving food and exercise culture we have.

Stuff 10,000 kcal and burn most of the calorie by walking/running/stumping 5+ miles on shopping right afterward.
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If we've moved onto birds...I have a couple (20) buzzards that think the dog toys are dead animals

Every morning....they hop around the yard and/or roost on the fence or the barn pecking at the chew toys (old soccer balls)...HILARIOUS!
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If we've moved onto birds...I have a couple (20) buzzards that think the dog toys are dead animals

Every morning....they hop around the yard and/or roost on the fence or the barn pecking at the chew toys (old soccer balls)...HILARIOUS!
LOL. if we do, UncleWede got the head start. I gotta start building the bird trap.
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If we've moved onto birds...I have a couple (20) buzzards that think the dog toys are dead animals

Every morning....they hop around the yard and/or roost on the fence or the barn pecking at the chew toys (old soccer balls)...HILARIOUS!
In my language, we call horrible old farts (female) kotka (an eagle). Would you like me to start posting pics of my sil?
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In my language, we call horrible old farts (female) kotka (an eagle). Would you like me to start posting pics of my sil?
Or, next time she sleeps on a sofa, just put your feet next to her face, and take a photo.

I learned a new word "kotka." It kinda reminds me of the word jotka.
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Or, next time she sleeps on a sofa, just put your feet next to her face, and take a photo.

I learned a new word "kotka." It kinda reminds me of the word jotka.
Jotka is also Finnish.

Yeah, jotka kotka. I am so fucking done.
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