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      07-21-2015, 01:03 AM   #12079
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Lol, show me the kid!?, that could be my chin hair!

Who gives a crap abt a president or an sg. Mr ABS will just post a donkey again and score all the points. We need a rule again pointy ears!
ummmmmmmmm yeah.... Donkey is really really hard to beat.
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      07-21-2015, 01:03 AM   #12080
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LOL< poor kid..

I know where this is going.

Longer hair= CHECK
Picture with kid= CHECK.

I probably need to take a photo with President and UN Secretary general to win this one.......
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Lol, show me the kid!?, that could be my chin hair!

Who gives a crap abt a president or an sg. Mr ABS will just post a donkey again and score all the points. We need a rule again pointy ears!
Walking outside now to take a selfie with said donkey!!!!!!
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Walking outside now to take a selfie with said donkey!!!!!!
IF you do, I am going outside to find wild rabbit and wild coyote. I will try to catch em both and make them take selfie with my hair."

btw, does wild rabbit or coyote have rabies?
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Walking outside now to take a selfie with said donkey!!!!!!
Make it better than mine, shouldn't be too hard.

(god I love our competition)
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It's like everyone wears gold chains, Rolexes, and smell of Polo fragrance.
Yup. that is the neighborhood. I was victim of hit-and-run as well while walking to middle school. They didn't stop, and I just had to walk to school.........
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      07-21-2015, 01:11 AM   #12084
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IF you do, I am going outside to find wild rabbit and wild coyote. I will try to catch em both and make them take selfie with my hair."

btw, does wild rabbit or coyote have rabies?
Put your shiny running shoes on!

They have, so i see you faking a selfie with a screen. Come on, I am not sending a card to your funeral saying: "Sorry you died because of our competitiveness.

Cheers, Anna, Kissa and Rabies"

Fake it! Your wife would send your bil to fork me.
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Put your shiny running shoes on!

They have, so i see you faking a selfie with a screen. Come on, I am not sending a card to your funeral saying: "Sorry you died because of our competitiveness.

Cheers, Anna, Kissa and Rabies"

Fake it! Your wife would send your bil to fork me.
I wish my photoshop skills are really good. Mine is basically cut and paste skills. lol
I do not see any activities of ASBSECU E93 . He might have went to take a photo of donkey. eeeek.
This thread has just officially changed the title to "post while you are sober."
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      07-21-2015, 01:21 AM   #12086
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I wish my photoshop skills are really good. Mine is basically cut and paste skills. lol
I do not see any activities of ASBSECU E93 . He might have went to take a photo of donkey. eeeek.
This thread has just officially changed the title to "post while you are sober."

I'd google a big ass animal pic, and then zoom the camera so,that we can't call it cheating.
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      07-21-2015, 01:35 AM   #12087
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I'd google a big ass animal pic, and then zoom the camera so,that we can't call it cheating.
This could've been the best selfie ever,but I was way too afraid to take one even at the distance I was at.
These things can kill a human.

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This could've been the best selfie ever,but I was way too afraid to take one even at the distance I was at.
These things can kill a human.
Open it to your browser, and then retake. History can be altered
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      07-21-2015, 01:40 AM   #12089
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I wish my photoshop skills are really good. Mine is basically cut and paste skills. lol
I do not see any activities of ASBSECU E93 . He might have went to take a photo of donkey. eeeek.
This thread has just officially changed the title to "post while you are sober."
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I'd google a big ass animal pic, and then zoom the camera so,that we can't call it cheating.
Damn Donkey - here at the midnight hour she runs from me and forces me to use another animal pic, and makes me lose

Anyway - this is another 'Beast' that rules the house...judging from her pose, she is not amused...
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Damn Donkey - here at the midnight hour she runs from me and forces me to use another animal pic, and makes me lose

Anyway - this is another 'Beast' that rules the house...judging from her pose, she is not amused...
(bahahahahahajajja)

That's no selfie!
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Open it to your browser, and then retake. History can be altered
We do have coyote and rabbit problem at our neighborhood. I am sure I will use zoom to take a selfie with coyote someday.


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Damn Donkey - here at the midnight hour she runs from me and forces me to use another animal pic, and makes me lose

Anyway - this is another 'Beast' that rules the house...judging from her pose, she is not amused...
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      07-21-2015, 01:54 AM   #12092
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Lups - Selfie pic sent....I Win!!

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Lups - Selfie pic sent....I Win!!

Didn't! I was in a train! Anyone looks cute next to a bitching donkey, now try the same in a train, after being up for 13 or so hours.

Monorail wasn't working for me.
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Happy Tuesday all!

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I dont think there's any worse phone call you can get as parent than to have one from preschool calling saying "Ms. Sara, there's been an accident....."

Talk about your heart pounding through your chest.
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If that's what I think it is....WTF...
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I dont think there's any worse phone call you can get as parent than to have one from preschool calling saying "Ms. Sara, there's been an accident....."

Talk about your heart pounding through your chest.
What happened?
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No, you guys are weird!!
Just saw on Youtube that you replaced your front bumper .
But Tara you should wear a tight "mini skirt" and not shorts for the mod.in the front under your car .
BTW...Looks really good !
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Just saw on Youtube that you replaced your front bumper .
But Tara you should wear a tight "mini skirt" and not shorts for the mod.in the front under your car .
Ahhh...our favorite stalker perv, back to his pervy stalker self

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BTW...Looks really good !
Oh yeah...nice car too. But wear a micro-mini LBD next time. And heels
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Ahhh...our favorite stalker perv, back to his pervy stalker self



Oh yeah...nice car too. But wear a micro-mini LBD next time. And heels
Yep..Sexy modding ...
For the heels she can ask some advice on Sara !
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