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      07-20-2015, 11:20 AM   #11947
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We could use the rain and it was nice to get it, but the humidity...oy vey.

How's your hedge?
I have slain the amazone monster , looks good now but it took 2 days .
Temp. was about 30 ° Celsius , so it was lots of sweat .
Had several insect bites on my arms and in my underpants too !!!
Planning to trim the hedge on the other side of the house somewhere this week on a day without rain .
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Yup, I'm telling you, I will probably end up making the last complainer one, just because he's Canadian.
"It so tiny and cute, tho!" - Anna
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      07-20-2015, 11:22 AM   #11949
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I have slain the amazone monster , looks good now but it took 2 days .
Temp. was about 30 ° Celsius , so it was lots of sweat .
Planning to trim the hedge on the other side of the house somewhere this week on a day without rain .
Outstanding! In the future, consider paying someone to do it for you...a neighborhood kid or someone needing work.
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Nice quote

I'm gonna end up being a Canada hater.
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      07-20-2015, 11:26 AM   #11951
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I'm gonna end up being a Canada hater.
Be nice to them now...

Eskimos have like 30 different ways to describe snow, but our passively nice neighbors to the North don't have a word for hate
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      07-20-2015, 11:27 AM   #11952
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Be nice to them now...

Eskimos have like 30 different ways to describe snow, but our passively nice neighbors to the North don't have a word for hate
It's the bloody metric system! Every time I've gone there, they make me feel like I'm in a civilized country.
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It's the bloody metric system! Every time I've gone there, they make me feel like I'm in a civilized country.
I can't speak metrik. It confuses and angers us Americans
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I can't speak metrik. It confuses and angers us Americans
It's okay, the rest of the world is used to explaining things to you guys by now.
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      07-20-2015, 11:34 AM   #11955
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Outstanding! In the future, consider paying someone to do it for you...a neighborhood kid or someone needing work.
That money I earn by myself , because here is everything very expensive .
So actually I'm doing all by myself and alone .
And a neighborhood kid ?
Don't dare to think about that when something (accident) would happen...with the heavy hedge saw , thinking about fingers ect..
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It's okay, the rest of the world is used to explaining things to you guys by now.
And we appreciate it so much, thank you! We're bazillions in debt because we try to save everyone from themselves on this planet!
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So actually I'm doing all by myself and alone .
That's redundant, BTW. "So actually I'm doing all by myself" is sufficient.

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And a neighborhood kid ?
Don't dare to think about that when something (accident) would happen...with the heavy hedge saw , thinking about fingers ect..
You can help stimulate the local economy and provide summer jobs to teens. As for the fingers, no worries. Just keep some ice in a ziploc bag and a full tank of gas at the ready.
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Do you do that when you add oil? Dumb.
Since the benz apology note wasn't a hint to you, i wasn't being serious.
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And we appreciate it so much, thank you! We're bazillions in debt because we try to save everyone from themselves on this planet!
Haha, I'd rather say you invest in your war industry. For peace your actions are not leading to.
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Since the benz apology note wasn't a hint to you, i wasn't being serious.
No kidding. Wow...someone piss in his cornflakes or what
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Haha, I'd rather say you invest in your war industry. For peace your actions are not leading to.
Let's not forget Indonesia x2, Tibet, Japan, (insert random disaster here), where our military projects a more...peaceful role
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Sure why not..
BTW....How is/was Belgium ?
Amazing, of course. On the plane on my way back to Texas now. Might post some pics if anyone wants.
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Let's not forget Indonesia x2, Tibet, Japan, (insert random disaster here), where our military projects a more...peaceful role
True, but if we spent (and I mean my country too) 10% of the budgeted money for militaries towards education of all the people in the world, we would turn this planet around faster than we all can say war.

We won't get rid of terrorists or famine before we give people real options to improve their lives. Despair is the best way to insure we and our kids are reading shitty news all the time.

(I'll stop hippie shit now)
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      07-20-2015, 12:07 PM   #11964
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That's redundant, BTW. "So actually I'm doing all by myself" is sufficient.

I'm here to help prep your English for your interview.




You can help stimulate the local economy and provide summer jobs to teens. As for the fingers, no worries. Just keep some ice in a ziploc bag and a full tank of gas at the ready.
Thanks for the help .
But I'm sure your English is perfect , so I'm waiting to hear your interview ?
That would really prep my English ..
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Amazing, of course. On the plane on my way back to Texas now. Might post some pics if anyone wants.
Sure we want to see your pics .
A Belgian note...
Ik kan bijna ruiken dat je friet met mosselen hebt gegeten ?
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True, but if we spent (and I mean my country too) 10% of the budgeted money for militaries towards education of all the people in the world, we would turn this planet around faster than we all can say war.
In a Star Trek utopian future, yes.

In the meantime, there's a dated building on the East River (NYC) with squabbling delegates that couldn't agree on an effective plan to stop the Rwandan Genocide or to #bringbackourgirls (remember them?). File the kumbaya educate the world movement under the heading "yeah,that'll happen."


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We won't get rid of terrorists or famine before we give people real options to improve their lives. Despair is the best way to insure we and our kids are reading shitty news all the time.
Agree 1 sextillion percent!


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Ok. Libertarian rant /off

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Only if you got a picture of Phil
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But I'm sure your English is perfect ,
My English is very good, thanks. If it wasn't for English, I'd have tanked the SAT.

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so I'm waiting to hear your interview ? That would really prep my English ..
Yay...I want to play the conditional game too! Still waiting on your pic, then you'll hear the interview
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