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      07-19-2015, 10:05 PM   #11925
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      07-20-2015, 03:45 AM   #11926
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Just checking in on this thread. How is everyone? Taking your shoes off at the airport and taking a nap in your bare feet. Yes or no?
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      07-20-2015, 06:43 AM   #11927
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Just checking in on this thread. How is everyone? Taking your shoes off at the airport and taking a nap in your bare feet. Yes or no?
Sure why not..
BTW....How is/was Belgium ?
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Ok I have no where else to put this and I found myself in O/T so here goes

Edit: just figured it out lol
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      07-20-2015, 08:49 AM   #11929
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Meetings....Meetings....Meetings.....and oh yea, more meetings for today.....
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      07-20-2015, 09:02 AM   #11930
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Meetings....Meetings....Meetings.....and oh yea, more meetings for today.....
I've heard people have meetings about meetings.
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What a weird weekend...monsoonal rains in SoCal in July. Shakespeare by the Sea rained out on Saturday and Sunday. Couldn't wash the cars. Couldn't take care of the yard. Couldn't go out with the dog. We did catch an outdoor jazz concert (Grace Kelly and Hiroshima) on Friday, which was fun.
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      07-20-2015, 10:36 AM   #11932
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I've heard people have meetings about meetings.
...makes you think, how does anything get done.
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      07-20-2015, 10:45 AM   #11933
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The car was down a quart of oil, so I brought it into the dealer to top off. Instead of bringing the car to the shop, while it was in the service port, the SA brought out a quart of oil and poured it into the motor. Weird.
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SA or ST...? SA is not qualified or trained to pour said oil into said car...
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SA or ST...? SA is not qualified or trained to pour said oil into said car...
He didn't use a spout, so SA

But it's ok...if he got a drop of oil on the motor, I'd have made him lick it off.
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      07-20-2015, 11:02 AM   #11936
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The car was down a quart of oil, so I brought it into the dealer to top off. Instead of bringing the car to the shop, while it was in the service port, the SA brought out a quart of oil and poured it into the motor. Weird.
I always demand they use fender covers even to add engine oil.

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I always demand they use fender covers even to add engine oil.
Wow. And here I thought I was a dick
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      07-20-2015, 11:07 AM   #11938
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She's fucking cleaning my house. I am gonna go nuts soon.
Is she still sucking oxygen?
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      07-20-2015, 11:07 AM   #11939
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What a weird weekend...monsoonal rains in SoCal in July. Shakespeare by the Sea rained out on Saturday and Sunday. Couldn't wash the cars. Couldn't take care of the yard. Couldn't go out with the dog. We did catch an outdoor jazz concert (Grace Kelly and Hiroshima) on Friday, which was fun.
You experienced typical Belgian weather .
I just looked outside....Rain .
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You experienced typical Belgian weather .
We could use the rain and it was nice to get it, but the humidity...oy vey.

How's your hedge?
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      07-20-2015, 11:09 AM   #11941
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It started raining while I was doing the front lawn. I told the wife, and tried to come inside where it was cooler.

"Get back out there and finish the lawn! And don't track you wet, grassy shoes onto my clean floor"

"Yes, dear"

Maybe this belongs in FML?
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      07-20-2015, 11:11 AM   #11942
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That means you got some that night

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      07-20-2015, 11:12 AM   #11943
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I always demand they use fender covers even to add engine oil.

Do you do that when you add oil? Dumb.
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      07-20-2015, 11:12 AM   #11944
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Is she still sucking oxygen?
Yeah, because I'm too busy handling Canadians who are complaining abt my customer service.

Bimmette gets an interview, one makes me knit... I am telling you, these damn Canadians are a plague!

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho....php?t=1097180

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      07-20-2015, 11:14 AM   #11945
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It started raining while I was doing the front lawn. I told the wife, and tried to come inside where it was cooler.

"Get back out there and finish the lawn! And don't track you wet, grassy shoes onto my clean floor"

"Yes, dear"

Maybe this belongs in FML?
Lol this is how you know you're married.
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That means you got some that night

Well played...
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