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      03-05-2018, 12:23 AM   #1167
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No idea, unless I brought them to the gym with me. That's yet to happen with total strangers and now I'm over 40 its highly unlikely lol
lmaooo sooo true. i was stretching and here are litearlly 15 kettleballs in front of me. and some lady goes are you using those. mind you they are on a rack
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      03-05-2018, 04:05 PM   #1168
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ugh...never should have talked to this guy as now he makes it a point to come and talk to me. i try to avoid him by looking the other way or walk opposite sides but he always manages to run into me which turns into a BS talk for like 10 min with me trying to walk away saying "Alright than see ya later!"
cheese and rice! this guy saw me walk into the gym today and he made a V line straight to the locker room where he decided to talk to me while i was getting ready. talking about the weather and how we might be expecting a little bit of snow. i'm like...SERIOUSLY? that's what you came into the locker room to talk to me about? what do you guys do to avoid chit like this i'm a nice guy and i don't like to be rude but 1 min tops and than leave me alone! i'm ready to go BEAST MODE but this guy is really killing my pre
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      03-05-2018, 05:15 PM   #1169
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Old dudes who touch you in the gym creep me the fuck out, I've had that happen a couple of times and told them not to do it again.

I wouldn't go up and touch someone twice my size so why they think it's ok to indulge their closeted urges is beyond me.

Do they say... “hey sexy”. When they do it? Lol
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cheese and rice! this guy saw me walk into the gym today and he made a V line straight to the locker room where he decided to talk to me while i was getting ready. talking about the weather and how we might be expecting a little bit of snow. i'm like...SERIOUSLY? that's what you came into the locker room to talk to me about? what do you guys do to avoid chit like this i'm a nice guy and i don't like to be rude but 1 min tops and than leave me alone! i'm ready to go BEAST MODE but this guy is really killing my pre

U gotta nip that in the bud man...
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      03-05-2018, 05:42 PM   #1171
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Hat, headphones, and no chit chat. Luckily have gotten away with that for 8 ish years
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Hat, headphones, and no chit chat. Luckily have gotten away with that for 8 ish years
That’s what I do...but lately I’ve been wondering if that possibly drives hot women away from trying to chat me up...?

Or maybe it’s my mighty grunting and mean muggin?
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      03-05-2018, 08:05 PM   #1173
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Lol honest question:

Has anyone here ACTUALLY met and dated/fucked around with a girl at the gym?

I don’t know anyone that’s actually pulled this off at the slightest
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      03-05-2018, 08:12 PM   #1174
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Yes of course, I married one of em wtf you're doing it wrong. Try going on valentine's day. Any chick there you can bang.
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      03-05-2018, 08:19 PM   #1175
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Lol honest question:

Has anyone here ACTUALLY met and dated/fucked around with a girl at the gym?

I donÂ’t know anyone thatÂ’s actually pulled this off at the slightest
Plenty of times- just never at my "home gym" aka the top 2/3 gyms I frequent.

I tour a lot for work, so I've always pulled on trips. Reason I don't do it at my home gyms is because I feel comfortable there and don't want the awkwardness of a chick I simply fucked to get in the way of that. Better make sure she's worth it (like 1moremod) and want something real with the girl if there's one that you really have your eye set.

Otherwise, the saying of plenty of fish in the sea truly applies here.
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      03-05-2018, 11:40 PM   #1176
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Had a swing shift at work so did a quickie at the work gym. Not overly impressed but did laugh my ass off at first:
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      03-06-2018, 04:31 AM   #1177
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Lol honest question:

Has anyone here ACTUALLY met and dated/fucked around with a girl at the gym?

I don’t know anyone that’s actually pulled this off at the slightest
A few times in my younger days...

But nowadays, don’t have time nor desire for that. Take my lifting serious, don’t want to be interrupted talking up some hoe, just to do what? Orgasm? Pump and dump?

Only worth it if you’re approaching because you want something more...otherwise, fuck em, focus on yourself and let them come to you.
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Lol honest question:

Has anyone here ACTUALLY met and dated/fucked around with a girl at the gym?

I don’t know anyone that’s actually pulled this off at the slightest
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Well damn, good for you guys.

Kinda back on topic, there’s a clique at my gym that continually hogs the machines. I work from home, so I typically go to the gym whenever I feel like it during the day. At any given moment through the day, at least 3/4 are there, I swear they live there. Pretty sure two of them are brothers, one is a friend, and one is a girlfriend/wife to one of them. They all wear 5%’er Rich Piana shirts, and literally just lounge around like it’s their living room. Example: they’ll be taking turns doing lat pull downs, but they’ll sit on the empty benches right next to the machine, and do rotations that take 20 minutes for the whole crew to finish.

It’s really, really annoying.
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Well damn, good for you guys.

Kinda back on topic, there’s a clique at my gym that continually hogs the machines. I work from home, so I typically go to the gym whenever I feel like it during the day. At any given moment through the day, at least 3/4 are there, I swear they live there. Pretty sure two of them are brothers, one is a friend, and one is a girlfriend/wife to one of them. They all wear 5%’er Rich Piana shirts, and literally just lounge around like it’s their living room. Example: they’ll be taking turns doing lat pull downs, but they’ll sit on the empty benches right next to the machine, and do rotations that take 20 minutes for the whole crew to finish.

It’s really, really annoying.

All of them swole? Including the gal?
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      03-07-2018, 03:30 PM   #1181
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You know what’s fkd up. Some 55-60 year old regular had a heart attack at the gym today. He hasn’t been breathing for over 30 mins. I left. Don’t like seeing that shit.
I was a health coach at a Verizon call center for my internship in college and I had a few times where various people in the call center had cardiac issues. Health coaches were the go-to people to respond to this but luckily by the time I got there every time paramedics had already arrived.

At one of the other call centers one of the trainers was taking a client through a normal workout and they said she fell down out of nowhere, instantly dead. Can't imagine seeing that.
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All of them swole? Including the gal?
I mean, they’re big. But they’re probably ~25% BF. Chick not so swole. She used to be really in shape, but over the years has put on a lot of weight.
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I mean, they’re big. But they’re probably ~25% BF. Chick not so swole. She used to be really in shape, but over the years has put on a lot of weight.

Probably don’t want to take on the entire group... they might just sit on you
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Well damn, good for you guys.

Kinda back on topic, there’s a clique at my gym that continually hogs the machines. I work from home, so I typically go to the gym whenever I feel like it during the day. At any given moment through the day, at least 3/4 are there, I swear they live there. Pretty sure two of them are brothers, one is a friend, and one is a girlfriend/wife to one of them. They all wear 5%’er Rich Piana shirts, and literally just lounge around like it’s their living room. Example: they’ll be taking turns doing lat pull downs, but they’ll sit on the empty benches right next to the machine, and do rotations that take 20 minutes for the whole crew to finish.

It’s really, really annoying.
5%er's, cringe. Any life-ruining face tattoo's?
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I was a health coach at a Verizon call center for my internship in college and I had a few times where various people in the call center had cardiac issues. Health coaches were the go-to people to respond to this but luckily by the time I got there every time paramedics had already arrived.

At one of the other call centers one of the trainers was taking a client through a normal workout and they said she fell down out of nowhere, instantly dead. Can't imagine seeing that.

I still don’t know how to react to it. I thought the dude was stretching. Literally next to me. He was pushing 800 lbs on the sled/squat machine like minutes fefore
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      03-07-2018, 03:53 PM   #1186
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Seriously tho...when someone comes up to me to ask "are you on that??" -when clearly I'm not, and the machine they are pointing at is like halfway across the gym..smh
Lol. I do this if the person didn't put the weights back...
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Seriously tho...when someone comes up to me to ask "are you on that??" -when clearly I'm not, and the machine they are pointing at is like halfway across the gym..smh
Lol. I do this if the person didn't put the weights back...
Haha, that's a whole different story- which is equally annoying (when ppl don't rerack)
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Well damn, good for you guys.

Kinda back on topic, there’s a clique at my gym that continually hogs the machines. I work from home, so I typically go to the gym whenever I feel like it during the day. At any given moment through the day, at least 3/4 are there, I swear they live there. Pretty sure two of them are brothers, one is a friend, and one is a girlfriend/wife to one of them. They all wear 5%’er Rich Piana shirts, and literally just lounge around like it’s their living room. Example: they’ll be taking turns doing lat pull downs, but they’ll sit on the empty benches right next to the machine, and do rotations that take 20 minutes for the whole crew to finish.

It’s really, really annoying.
Ppl really wear that Rich Piana crap???? You should ask them if they are injecting any oils...haaaa. 5%ers shirts = percentage of brain function they have. Based on your description they sound “Chuffy”...Chunky + Puffy.
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