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      07-17-2015, 12:14 PM   #11793
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My Dad always had a beard. Honestly don't think I've ever seen him without one... So.. no no no.. Don't want to feel like I'm with my Dad.

Mustache is ok on the right man..
A five o'clock shadow is fine, I actually love that.

I have issues with anyone coming to my space, and if they have a beard, my minor "get the fuck away from me" reaction gets worse.

I know, I know, I'm pathetic.
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      07-17-2015, 12:19 PM   #11794
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A five o'clock shadow is fine, I actually love that.

I have issues with anyone coming to my space, and if they have a beard, my minor "get the fuck away from me" reaction gets worse.

I know, I know, I'm pathetic.
Lups - it just your personal preference. No need to think that way...as people learn to respect your personal space - it's all good
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My Dad always had a beard. Honestly don't think I've ever seen him without one... So.. no no no.. Don't want to feel like I'm with my Dad.

Mustache is ok on the right man..
Like a Tom Sellek stache...?


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Then off to Hawaii (where i've never been) on the 11th
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Yep, just gotta keep pushing. There are people around the world being asked to work these types of hours for little/no compensation, so it's important I keep this in perspective.
Perspective is a word I've taught and tried to live my whole life. It's important because it's necessarily humbling at times.
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Taking the afternoon off...for the next 2 hours gettin' my Ant-Man 3D on!!!!!!
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I have issues with anyone coming to my space
Next time I see you, I'll remember to give you a big squishy bear hug
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Lups - it just your personal preference. No need to think that way...as people learn to respect your personal space - it's all good
Hahah, it has brought maaany hilarious situations on my path.

One of my best friends is a hugger. He is the most reliable pregnancy test there is, since naturally those hormones have made me always even more intolerant.

Everytime I have to even to shake hands with a man who has a beard, I stare at their noses to avoid the rest of the face.

My friends who have beards, I don't mind at all, but I do picture them always with pink cotton candy masks.

Oh, women give the creeps in general even more. I really don't like even sitting next to most of them. I blame my great aunt for all this. She had the thickest beard I've ever seen on a woman and she was a horrible witch who thought tickling children was funny. Hrrrr

Yeah, am weird but okay with it!
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Next time I see you, I'll remember to give you a big squishy bear hug
Wouldn't be a problem, you don't remind me of my great aunt at all.
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      07-17-2015, 12:34 PM   #11801
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      07-17-2015, 12:38 PM   #11802
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Haha me too
Lol, meh, you don't resemble her either. It's the 30+ hugger women who make head for the woods.

I guess my sil gives me nightmares because her legs resemble the old bats face.
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She had the thickest beard I've ever seen on a woman and she was a horrible witch who thought tickling children was funny. Hrrrr

Yeah, am weird but okay with it!
Hold up Anna. Are we talking like Micheal J. Fox in teen wolf beard?



or Creepy Gypsy mole hair women.

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or Creepy Gypsy mole hair women.


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Sweet! Which island?
Big island for two days, but most of the trip will be on Oahu. I'm pretty stoked, have never been before!

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Agreed....It's tough to stay on top of; very easy to complain and I can whine with the best of 'em. But there are people out there who are truly suffering, so I decided to vent a bit and move on. No more complaining
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Hold up Anna. Are we talking like Micheal J. Fox in teen wolf beard?



or Creepy Gypsy mole hair women.

Lol, she's been dead for 20 years. I can't even remember what she truly looked like but I do remember how much she scared me.

My grandmother (mothers side as was the aunt too) was a horrible witch and I ran away when ever we had to visit. My mom at some point started to trick me and I had to endure the both bitches at once.

25 years later, and I still remember the cheer horror I felt when having a coffee and cake , shut up and listen - lunch with them. I still don't eat cake if not starving.
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Eeeewwww
Don't be hating...she has a man.

I don't remember what show she is from, but I remember watching them eat fruit out of dumpsters, and living in their van...they seemed deranged...but happy.
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Wouldn't be a problem, you don't remind me of my great aunt at all.
Cool, since I'm usually beardless, not a witch, and don't tickle children (perv meter pegged at 0).

Unless I have an event or have to work, I'm sporting the hipster look by Sunday evening.
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Big island for two days, but most of the trip will be on Oahu. I'm pretty stoked, have never been before!
It'll be exciting for sure. Waikiki can be like Los Angeles with coconut trees. Depending on the time of day, it's just tourists and cars. The West part (Ko olina and Turtle Bay up North is nice.

We usually spend our time on Kauai and Maui.

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Agreed....It's tough to stay on top of; very easy to complain and I can whine with the best of 'em. But there are people out there who are truly suffering, so I decided to vent a bit and move on. No more complaining
We all need that reminder. Thanks.

There're 4 families in TN that are hurting pretty bad...among others.
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She was on National Geographic’s Taboo season 5. One Man's Trash

It is actually quite disturbing.

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She was on National Geographic’s Taboo season 5. One Man's Trash

It is actually quite disturbing.

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It is actually quite disturbing.

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