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      11-17-2021, 10:10 AM   #11595
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I thought it was "as a gay black man."
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      11-17-2021, 12:13 PM   #11597
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Whatever you prefer buddy. We don't judge in here.
Actually, . . .
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Atchshuaallllyyy.....
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Atchshuaallllyyy.....
Listen, Mr. Big-City. We don't take kindly to folks walking in here, making fun. See, I understand you're just joking, but my mule don't like laughin . .
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Listen, Mr. Big-City. We don't take kindly to folks walking in here, making fun. See, I understand you're just joking, but my mule don't like laughin . .
Sorry brotatoe chip, brain no function good. My 10 girlfriends keep wanting so much sex I can't focus on being coherent. THANKS OBAMA.
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Literally, we buy goats

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Hi mate, I thought about you this week, well our shared hospice experiences. Currently we are on quarantine thanks to an unvaccinated tiny kid but at some point I'd like to dig up your old thread and have a chat with more perspective, now that we have had time to process.
As for the goats, that's all I'm buying this year too. Chickens, goats, education, I'm sharing my world view.
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      11-17-2021, 03:03 PM   #11602
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Hi mate, I thought about you this week, well our shared hospice experiences. Currently we are on quarantine thanks to an unvaccinated tiny kid but at some point I'd like to dig up your old thread and have a chat with more perspective, now that we have had time to process.
As for the goats, that's all I'm buying this year too. Chickens, goats, education, I'm sharing my world view.
So you DO still trickle into OT. Haven't seen you post since they let me back on. Hope you're doing well, need to shoot you a message and catch up, been a while.
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So you DO still trickle into OT. Haven't seen you post since they let me back on. Hope you're doing well, need to shoot you a message and catch up, been a while.
Honey, you have my phone number! As always, feel free to use it! I do miss you, Billie!
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Honey, you have my phone number! As always, feel free to use it! I do miss you, Billie!
I've neglected maintaining communication with a lot of close friends with everything going on, as sad as it is to admit. Miss you as well dearest banana! We will be in touch soon!
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The level of investment you have in the opinions of forum people is fascinating. Honestly its the main reason I think youre completely full of bullshit. You sound like the kid at camp who has the girlfriend "in Canada."

My mind simply cant comprehend how someone who was living the life you claim to be living could have an ego fragile enough to have to come into the OT of a car forum, brag about it, and then put the effort you have into defending the brag.

You really do remind me of that porsche959 guy, I honestly think this is just another sock (as is whatever account you claim is on your nuts as well, which is another layer of pathetic in itself).
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I've neglected maintaining communication with a lot of close friends with everything going on, as sad as it is to admit. Miss you as well dearest banana! We will be in touch soon!
I adore you. Do remember me if I can assist you in your climb up, or if you just need a rude chat about the cars of today.
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      11-17-2021, 04:41 PM   #11607
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I adore you. Do remember me if I can assist you in your climb up, or if you just need a rude chat about the cars of today.
Everything in my world is fantastic to be honest. Irritated with work, but suppose it's more of a first world problem.

The cars of today? Fucking dumb. All of them. Have you seen BMW's lineup past 2018? The grill on a fucking four series?! Had a 2 series loaner and it felt like a Nissan Altima. Also saw a commercial for a Mitsubishi SUV...., WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN SELL MITSUBISHI VEHICLES ANYMORE?
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Literally, we buy goats

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Hi mate, I thought about you this week, well our shared hospice experiences. Currently we are on quarantine thanks to an unvaccinated tiny kid but at some point I'd like to dig up your old thread and have a chat with more perspective, now that we have had time to process.
As for the goats, that's all I'm buying this year too. Chickens, goats, education, I'm sharing my world view.
Don't forget about the booty pics in the bright red heels.

It ain't the holidays without it?

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The level of investment you have in the opinions of forum people is fascinating. Honestly its the main reason I think youre completely full of bullshit. You sound like the kid at camp who has the girlfriend "in Canada."

My mind simply cant comprehend how someone who was living the life you claim to be living could have an ego fragile enough to have to come into the OT of a car forum, brag about it, and then put the effort you have into defending the brag.

You really do remind me of that porsche959 guy, I honestly think this is just another sock (as is whatever account you claim is on your nuts as well, which is another layer of pathetic in itself).
Wow, so angry today!

Level of investment? It seems like it’s the other way around.

You’re mind has comprehension problems because your mind can’t get you to a point in life where I am. And, it just twists your panties all up. I think they might also be jammed up. Better wash them.

My nuts? Girlfriend #2 just got done tea bagging them. Now I’m off to the gym. I’m hoping to run into the pretty lady that said hi to me last night. Ciao for now!
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      11-17-2021, 06:50 PM   #11610
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Also saw a commercial for a Mitsubishi SUV...., WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN SELL MITSUBISHI VEHICLES ANYMORE?
I'm not quite sure where they sell them but I had one for a rental car this weekend. It was some half hybrid SUV/station wagon looking vehicle. I should have gotten out and taken the smaller jeep. The display screen is all digital. Nothing fancy but a pain in the ass. I like a knob to be able to turn music up/down. The seats were comfortable and the pleather was soft. It drove/rode nicely. You couldn't tell if the son a bitch was on. Electric cars are NOT my thing. I want to hear the engine when I start a vehicle. I wouldn't buy one or rent one again because it's not my cup of tea.

My husband walked up and he asked why I was picking the Mitsubishi. I was like what and then realized what it was. It was the newest and cleanest so that's why I went with it but didn't even know they still made vehicles until Saturday afternoon.
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      11-17-2021, 06:58 PM   #11611
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Hi mate, I thought about you this week, well our shared hospice experiences. Currently we are on quarantine thanks to an unvaccinated tiny kid but at some point I'd like to dig up your old thread and have a chat with more perspective, now that we have had time to process.
As for the goats, that's all I'm buying this year too. Chickens, goats, education, I'm sharing my world view.
Pops turns 82 in a few weeks, not sure if he will make 83. He has agreed his new wife can't help him without risk to herself. He is considering home health care depending on Dr visit next Wednesday. We already know his PSA came back 200, but he says that is normal for him
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G'dam there are some pathetic people in this place. Oh shit, looks like I got a few PMs liking what I post. I better let everyone know.
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dude you are annoying as fuck, just stop posting. Putting you on ignore does no good because we still see the outline of your post and your name pop up every time.

The only people that are PM'ing you and asking you to keep posting are people that are pathetic and probably have nothing going on in their life, so they get that from you.
But he's going to post the PMs he's getting "anonymously".
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I can definitely tell he is an ex-pro mx'er. EGO out of the ass, like most racers....
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I suppose I can also keep posting in here and share some more of my own situation since it might be or get... interesting?. So my partner and I have been in an ENM/Poly relationship for a while and it's been really fun for us. Date separately but just communicate ahead of time if there's another or new person in the mix/talking to and we take it from there.

I've had a few dates here and there, but the acceptance of these types of situations is... not great in this region of the south-ish. It's been interesting what types of people are attracted to this or not.

I went out with this chick from Australia on Sunday night and had a legit good time. Super cute, actually looked like pics (lmao) plus... that accenttttttt. We're going out again tomorrow and so far has just been super... normal, which also makes it feel a little suspect lol. Also really like that she's not a big texter at ALL, we exchange like 2-3 texts a day to say hey and that's it.

I had a super weird year of dating last year after not having been single for a very long time.
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And hence Lups has no car to talk about, this would went rude anyway
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