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[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

The newbie troll and all evidence of his existence is gone.

Ha, that didn't take long. He just had to know he wouldn't last, but I think it was intentional just so he could get off for a bit. What some people will do for entertainment.

[TiMSport]

Cough... *Cyn* .... cough!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

The newbie troll and all evidence of his existence is gone.

Hm. Interesting. I wonder what happened?

Hey, at least he enjoyed the Spider Man movie and got to share it on here.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Hm. Interesting. I wonder what happened?

Hey, at least he enjoyed the Spider Man movie and got to share it on here.

With his pants off the entire time *enjoying* himself.
"Oh I wonder what King Rudi will think if I say he's gay"... fap fap fap

[Esteban]

Good riddance to that guy. We don't need asshats like that coming here and messing with our regulars.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Esteban

Good riddance to that guy. We don't need asshats like that coming here and messing with our regulars.

Not all of us get along all of the time, however; those of us that are here daily tend to have an understanding of each other's personalities. Much like a family, we can all talk shit to each other, but bring in an outsider that wants to talk shit and we all seem to band together.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Not all of us get along all of the time, however; those of us that are here daily tend to have an understanding of each other's personalities. Much like a family, we can all talk shit to each other, but bring in an outsider that wants to talk shit and we all seem to band together.

Yeah it's like some dude rolling into an Italian restaurant where the mafia goons are having dinner and talking amongst themselves when all of a sudden a Cyn-like moron walks in and starts blabbing away about useless shit interrupting everyone. You know the rest.

[upstatedoc]

[upstatedoc]

Mark Zuckerberg will eventually turn into a Howard Hughes type character.

[vreihen16]

On the two current Star Trek streaming series, there are ten people with "producer" in their title for every on-screen actor.....

[iminhell1]

Demi Lovato has hair lice.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by iminhell1

Demi Lovato has hair lice.

And crabs.

[iminhell1]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

And crabs.

I guess I wouldn't know. Haven't seen a pic of her shaved vag lately.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by iminhell1

I guess I wouldn't know. Haven't seen a pic of her shaved vag lately.

When I was in Vietnam, a career Staff Sergeant at our little infantry camp got crabs. The joke quickly spread among the troops on how get rid of crabs:

1. Shave the left side of the scrotum.
2. Set the right side of the scrotum on fire.
3. When the crabs run to the left side, stab them with an ice pick.

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

When I was in Vietnam, a career Staff Sergeant at our little infantry camp got crabs. The joke quickly spread among the troops on how get rid of crabs:

1. Shave the left side of the scrotum.
2. Set the right side of the scrotum on fire.
3. When the crabs run to the left side, stab them with an ice pick.

That's harsh.

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

That's harsh.

We weren't very nice people during that time frame.

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

We weren't very nice people during that time frame.

As you said, it was a joke. Any little thing can help ease the tension when in a miserable situation.

[JJ 911SC]

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

As you said, it was a joke...

Just like, when I join the Navy, the immunization shot on the left nut with a square needle

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by JJ 911SC

Just like, when I join the Navy, the immunization shot on the left nut with a square needle

I'm gonna go now. You and @3.0L have got me kinda ... puckering.

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by JJ 911SC

Just like, when I join the Navy, the immunization shot on the left nut with a square needle

Ha! I have a real story for you:

I was assisting a physician during a routine vasectomy. After shaving the area, I applied betadine on both sides of the scrotum. The patient, who was making sexual remarks thinking he was funny, inquired as to why both sides. I told him that the needle often goes right through both testicles and we don't want to risk infection. He suddenly became very quiet. The doctor had to leave the room.

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[3.0L]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Ha! I have a real story for you:

I was assisting a physician during a routine vasectomy. After shaving the area, I applied betadine on both sides of the scrotum. The patient, who was making sexual remarks thinking he was funny, inquired as to why both sides. I told him that the needle often goes right through both testicles and we don't want to risk infection. He suddenly became very quiet. The doctor had to leave the room.

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I've never quite understood why some guys freak out over getting a vasectomy. I had it done shortly after our 2nd child arrived and it was no big deal. Wore a special jock for a few days and that was that. Maybe my attitude has something to do with having been in the Army; everything since then seems like a piece of cake.

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

I've never quite understood why some guys freak out over getting a vasectomy. I had it done shortly after our 2nd child arrived and it was no big deal. Wore a special jock for a few days and that was that. Maybe my attitude has something to do with having been in the Army; everything since then seems like a piece of cake.

Not me but my old boss decided that he felt great after his vasectomy and went for a run. Turns out he felt fine because he was still froze from the procedure. He missed a few days work and when he turned up he said his boys had swollen up to the size of softballs and turned black. Apparently he had to stand up with his feet spread for two days.