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      08-15-2018, 11:02 AM   #1123
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      08-15-2018, 11:06 AM   #1124
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My Hellcat is now my daily driver. Yes, it will even be driven in snow & salt. The horror! #totaled
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      08-19-2018, 08:21 AM   #1125
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I once peed inside my wife. I don't know how the hell it happened. I don't have bladder problems. It wasn't a lot. Not like when you stand over a urinal and keep going. She stroked me and held me tight as she thought I had climaxed a second time!

To this day I haven't had the balls to tell her.
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      08-19-2018, 09:35 AM   #1126
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How did you know you peed? I must admit I have wondered about this at times...
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      08-19-2018, 11:00 AM   #1127
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      08-23-2018, 09:16 PM   #1128
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I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.
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      08-23-2018, 10:11 PM   #1129
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I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.
I'm intrigued. How did this joyride end?
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      08-23-2018, 11:25 PM   #1130
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did your sister borrow the car, or "borrow" the car?
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      08-24-2018, 12:30 AM   #1131
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did your sister borrow the car, or "borrow" the car?
Borrowed it from the back seat.

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      08-25-2018, 09:47 PM   #1132
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I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.
I'm intrigued. How did this joyride end?
At the station
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      09-17-2018, 06:20 PM   #1133
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      09-29-2018, 12:19 AM   #1134
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I'm turning in a leased car tomorrow, so I'm out past midnight driving around so it hits exactly 30k miles when I turn it in

Will miss it
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I'm turning in a leased car tomorrow, so I'm out past midnight driving around so it hits exactly 30k miles when I turn it in

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are you getting something new?
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      09-29-2018, 10:12 AM   #1136
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      09-29-2018, 09:14 PM   #1137
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Ever pooped in there? That's when things get real
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      09-30-2018, 12:58 AM   #1139
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Sometimes I pee in the shower.
Sometimes???

You can tell the truth here.
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      09-30-2018, 01:58 AM   #1140
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      09-30-2018, 07:32 AM   #1141
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Double dog dare you
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      10-01-2018, 12:09 PM   #1142
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      10-01-2018, 01:26 PM   #1143
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Ever pooped in there? That's when things get real
Pooping in the shower would make me not economically viable.

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Sometimes???

You can tell the truth here.
The only times I don’t pee in the shower is when I don’t have to pee. Therefore, I am being completely honest/truthful.
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      10-01-2018, 01:35 PM   #1144
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I've been cheating on the OT section with work. I'm ashamed and hollow inside.....
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