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      07-10-2015, 06:09 PM   #11133
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Paging the haters, mr prena, asuabs93, bullyboy(killed in action)



Thanks for the page. Sara504 initially posted the leg photo on my quote to compare the skin color of jet girl vs her skin.

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Oh and to all you assholes hoping I got sat next to two fat people-

I had a whole row to myself.
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Oh and to all you assholes hoping I got sat next to two fat people-

I had a whole row to myself.
The flight attendants had to clear out an entire row for your ego.
if by ego you mean the size of my cock, then you are ABSOLUTELY correct

God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
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if by ego you mean the size of my cock, then you are ABSOLUTELY correct

God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
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if by ego you mean the size of my cock, then you are ABSOLUTELY correct

God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
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if by ego you mean the size of my cock, then you are ABSOLUTELY correct

God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
As in, one row for the scanning electron microscope assembly to see said cock?
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if by ego you mean the size of my cock, then you are ABSOLUTELY correct

God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
As in, one row for the scanning electron microscope?
Biggggg words coming from an Asian dude
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Biggggg words coming from an Asian dude
If you must know, don't forget I'm part Gringo, and that part hasn't been hit by Asian genetics.
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Biggggg words coming from an Asian dude
If you must know, don't forget I'm part Gringo, and that part hasn't been hit by Asian genetics.
TMI brah, tmi.
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God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
Why would they ban you?



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if by ego you mean the size of my cock, then you are ABSOLUTELY correct

God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
Why would they ban you?



LOLLLLLL.

That's it- you win post of the day.
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Dude right?

It's been a minute since OT actually made me laugh.
Thanks to @///M-Power Belgium, it was all possible.

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As in, one row for the scanning electron microscope assembly to see said cock?
LOL, microscope itself would've been funny, but "electron microscope?"

Does those electron microscope measure as low as nano-meter (nm) ? or Angstrom (1 Å)?
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LOLLLLLL.

That's it- you win post of the day.
It's a pretty big cock, but a little flamboyant if you ask me...
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Dude right?

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Nope, definitely not what I meant! I think you need English lessons like Belgium.
My level of arrogant, self centered Seattle English is far too advanced for your simpleton Canadian English, aye?

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Thanks for the page. Sara504 initially posted the leg photo on my quote to compare the skin color of jet girl vs her skin.

I've seen that already. thanks anyways. Now, please feel free to page fanboys.


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I'm so happy for Sara, she got a new Porsche, got in shape, she's in a good place.

And the haters can keep playing their old people mind games.
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Nope, definitely not what I meant! I think you need English lessons like Belgium.
My level of arrogant, self centered Seattle English is far too advanced for your simpleton Canadian English, aye?

Perhaps! I've never been schooled in the language of arrogance! No comprende!
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I'm so happy for Sara, she got a new Porsche, got in shape, she's in a good place.

And the haters can keep playing their old people mind games.
Most of people here congratulated on cayman as far as I know. Did I miss something?
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