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      07-10-2015, 03:16 PM   #11089
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      07-10-2015, 03:18 PM   #11090
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Yeah but in a French accent it would be hilarious.
Yeahh...right ! Not alone a French accent but more like a Flemish/French/German accent trying correct to English .
Long story in short...
Day off from work...nice weather today in Belgium .
So I went outside under my parasol in the shade with my laptop for some English practice like I promised to Sara for our interview .
So I was speaking "loud English" to practice while reading comments from this forum .
Same time I was recording my voice for the correction of it , and thought holy shit my voice sounds like Arnold-Swarzenegger but 100 x worse !
Now my neighbors heard the whole shit and came to look after me !
They asked ...Is everything ok Philippe ?
Me used with my English now answered in English ...I practice my English for my interview with Sara .
My neighbors went away while they looked at me in a strange way...
Saw them again about one hour ago...same thing !
I think now...The way they look...I guess they think I am in the need for some psychiatric help !
No joke...Imagine the situation !
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Biggggg words coming from an e93 m3.

Translation- stay in your lane bud
Careful - I know a 6' Blonde with a mean streak

She's been asking about a trip to Cali or Mexico...Ha Ha!
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      07-10-2015, 03:21 PM   #11093
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No hate here - I appreciate!!

Besides - Belgium would suck the nail polish right off those toes
Probably you too my friend !
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I'll let him make his dreams and nature calls over Sara.
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She's been asking about a trip to Cali or Mexico...Ha Ha!
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Yeahh...right ! Not alone a French accent but more like a Flemish/French/German accent trying correct to English .
Long story in short...
Day off from work...nice weather today in Belgium .
So I went outside under my parasol in the shade with my laptop for some English practice like I promised to Sara for our interview .
So I was speaking "loud English" to practice while reading comments from this forum .
Same time I was recording my voice for the correction of it , and thought holy shit my voice sounds like Arnold-Swarzenegger but 100 x worse !
Now my neighbors heard the whole shit and came to look after me !
They asked ...Is everything ok Philippe ?
Me used with my English now answered in English ...I practice my English for my interview with Sara .
My neighbors went away while they looked at me in a strange way...
Saw them again about one hour ago...same thing !
I think now...The way they look...I guess they think I am in the need for some psychiatric help !
No joke...Imagine the situation !
dedication!
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      07-10-2015, 03:26 PM   #11097
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Biggggg words coming from an e93 m3.

Translation- stay in your lane bud
Careful - I know a 6' Blonde with a mean streak

She's been asking about a trip to Cali or Mexico...Ha Ha!
You know what's weird? (This is in no way an insinuation towards your wife)

Ive hooked up with a 6 ft blonde. Only 1 I've ever hooked up with a girl taller than me.

Jesus Christ she was an animal. You know how they say "spinners" are more fun cause you can throw them around? So not true, this girl was ROUGH.

But being the dick that I am, after a few times we hooked up, I ignored her calls, assuming she'd still be around whenever.

She became a born again Christian/ married and missed my window.

....but man, did she revive my love as a child for climbing trees
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M Power-Belgium wants to know if that's you in your avatar?
No... no.. my friend he likes too much the FAL .
BTW....My memory works perfect , only not with my English accent
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...So, spent the entire morning and most of the afternoon in Loan Committee...

I would rather the company just say thank you than question the manner I bring them $10mm in USDA government guaranteed debt @ 5%...

I need to decompress some more - I think i'll pick on Mr.SugarSkulls
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Looks like it's working, he's wearing you down.
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      07-10-2015, 03:29 PM   #11101
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Only for a girl like you .
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You know what's weird? (This is in no way an insinuation towards your wife)

Ive hooked up with a 6 ft blonde. Only 1 I've ever hooked up with a girl taller than me.

Jesus Christ she was an animal. You know how they say "spinners" are more fun cause you can throw them around? So not true, this girl was ROUGH.

But being the dick that I am, after a few times we hooked up, I ignored her calls, assuming she'd still be around whenever.

She became a born again Christian/ married and missed my window.

....but man, did she revive my love as a child for climbing trees
Make no mistake - my girl can help me move furniture when necessary.

She is amazing in sweats and t-shirt or cocktail gown.

FWIW - I have dated 5' tall women, and actually a woman that was taller than me. If you're doing it right - they are all animals in the sack
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Here's me now! They took away my floatie! Water is too rough
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Make no mistake - my girl can help me move furniture when necessary.

She is amazing in sweats and t-shirt or cocktail gown.

FWIW - I have dated 5' tall women, and actually a woman that was taller than me. If you're doing it right - they are all animals in the sack
Women of all sizes can help move furniture
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Make no mistake - my girl can help me move furniture when necessary.

She is amazing in sweats and t-shirt or cocktail gown.

FWIW - I have dated 5' tall women, and actually a woman that was taller than me. If you're doing it right - they are all animals in the sack
Women of all sizes can help move furniture
Yeah but the difference between you and a 6ft tall woman is moving a lamp and moving a stove.

Translation- thanks for nothing, Sara.
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Yeah but the difference between you and a 6ft tall woman is moving a lamp and moving a stove.

Translation- thanks for nothing, Sara.
Hey he didn't specify!!
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I'm sorry for your loss. I had a father I miss dearly but I wouldn't mind never hearing from my mother again.
No, she is still walking the Earth, however, because we have had our differences she refuses to see/talk to her one and only grandchild. So she can go to hell.

BTW, sorry for your loss.
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Yeah but the difference between you and a 6ft tall woman is moving a lamp and moving a stove.

Translation- thanks for nothing, Sara.
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