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      07-10-2015, 10:46 AM   #11001
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For the next 16 hours or so- I'm not ignoring you all- I'll be suffering in economy class, with my luck getting assigned the bitch ass middle seat.
Bro, the middle seat isn't ALWAYS bad... the cup is half full??? Safe travels.

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      07-10-2015, 11:58 AM   #11003
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I do. My mother is dead to me so I need a new mommy.
I'm sorry for your loss. I had a father I miss dearly but I wouldn't mind never hearing from my mother again.
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      07-10-2015, 12:26 PM   #11004
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      07-10-2015, 12:27 PM   #11005
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Anyone's children has/had tubes?
Tuberculosis?
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      07-10-2015, 12:37 PM   #11006
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Bro, the middle seat isn't ALWAYS bad... the cup is half full??? Safe travels.
I initially thought the gal in the middle was Sara504 prior to $50k investment in cosmetic surgery.
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      07-10-2015, 12:40 PM   #11007
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I initially thought the gal in the middle was Sara504 prior to $50k investment in cosmetic surgery.
This IS Sara504 kickin it with Dan Bilzerian on his jet. Woot woot! LOL! See the iconic white shorts and all?
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      07-10-2015, 12:49 PM   #11008
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I initially thought the gal in the middle was Sara504 prior to $50k investment in cosmetic surgery.
All the spray tans in the world wouldn't get me that dark. I'm fair skinned remember????
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      07-10-2015, 12:50 PM   #11009
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Tuberculosis?
Nope.


Just got off the phone with dr's office. Her surgery is scheduled. I'm not really concerned so much with the surgeon as I am with the anesthesiologist.
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      07-10-2015, 12:56 PM   #11010
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This IS Sara504 kickin it with Dan Bilzerian on his jet. Woot woot! LOL! See the iconic white shorts and all?
Sometimes it pays off to invest $50k on "self improvement!"


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All the spray tans in the world wouldn't get me that dark. I'm fair skinned remember????
Ahh, yes. My bad. I thought (without thinking or critical analyzing) it was you around 2008 on a glimpse.



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Nope.


Just got off the phone with dr's office. Her surgery is scheduled. I'm not really concerned so much with the surgeon as I am with the anesthesiologist.
Best wishes. Hope it will go smooth.
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      07-10-2015, 12:58 PM   #11011
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      07-10-2015, 01:00 PM   #11012
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Nope.


Just got off the phone with dr's office. Her surgery is scheduled. I'm not really concerned so much with the surgeon as I am with the anesthesiologist.
What's wrong with her ?
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      07-10-2015, 01:03 PM   #11013
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I initially thought the gal in the middle was Sara504 prior to $50k investment in cosmetic surgery.
Sara said she has no butt....
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      07-10-2015, 01:04 PM   #11014
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Sara said she said she has no butt....
I gotta squat more
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      07-10-2015, 01:06 PM   #11015
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      07-10-2015, 01:06 PM   #11016
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All the spray tans in the world wouldn't get me that dark. I'm fair skinned remember????
If that's 'fair skinned' IDK what to tell you.

I'm pale as can be right now. Office life
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Nope.


Just got off the phone with dr's office. Her surgery is scheduled. I'm not really concerned so much with the surgeon as I am with the anesthesiologist.
Best wishes for a safe procedure and quick recovery.
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Sara said she said she has no butt....
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      07-10-2015, 01:07 PM   #11017
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Sara said she said she has no butt....
She is going for slimmer < 110 lbs +5'4 looks.

Augmented Artificial butt at 105lbs +5'4 will be actually 100lbs.

I remember my wife went down to 98lbs @ 5'5" during her 20s with avg of everything. I could see the ribcage just standing up. eww
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      07-10-2015, 01:09 PM   #11018
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2 month goal. If not, I'll just buy it lol
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2 month goal. If not, I'll just buy it lol
That's so 2010, but still relevant to our needs
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      07-10-2015, 01:11 PM   #11020
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I remember my wife went down to 98lbs @ 5'5" during her 20s with avg of everything. I could see the ribcage just standing up. eww
Wow! Is she Thai or Viet?
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Wow! Is she Thai or Viet?
Well, she is not that skinny anymore. She use to wear size zero. She wears much bigger size 4-6 now. ROK.
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