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      05-19-2016, 03:58 PM   #11001
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Did the officer see the humor in it and let you go?
No i was on my r1. Was last time i stopped for a cop.
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      05-19-2016, 03:59 PM   #11002
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Oh yeah, right, I forgot. That had already been established. Well, that's kind of a double whammy then...
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      05-19-2016, 11:56 PM   #11003
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      05-20-2016, 09:14 AM   #11004
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mean while in san antonio:



doing 65 MPH

http://www.mysanantonio.com/lifestyl...-a-7720747.php

it would of been better if they got the whole sign in it on the left. They show the current tally of road deaths in state of Texas on it
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      05-20-2016, 01:11 PM   #11005
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      05-20-2016, 01:14 PM   #11006
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But with chicken, you can only eat it once.
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      05-20-2016, 01:16 PM   #11007
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But with chicken, you can only eat it once.
But you can get a new piece for $3 and 24/7
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      05-20-2016, 01:19 PM   #11008
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But you can get a new piece for $3 and 24/7
And you do get to pick white meat or dark... You are starting to sway me in the chicken direction.
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      05-20-2016, 01:21 PM   #11009
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But you can get a new piece for $3 and 24/7
And you do get to pick white meat or dark... You are starting to sway me in the chicken direction.
And levels of spicyness too. So you can finally get a really hot chick.
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      05-20-2016, 01:28 PM   #11010
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And levels of spicyness too. So you can finally get a really hot chick.
True... and breasts when you want em, thighs when you want em, legs when you want em. Sounding better and better.
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      05-20-2016, 01:31 PM   #11011
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And levels of spicyness too. So you can finally get a really hot chick.
True... and breasts when you want em, thighs when you want em, legs when you want em. Sounding better and better.
And it comes in a bucket.




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      05-20-2016, 01:41 PM   #11012
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And it comes in a bucket.




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Oh... my... God... I had something about a pecker all teed up to go next... but you just /thread'ed this thing.

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      05-20-2016, 03:09 PM   #11013
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      05-20-2016, 07:28 PM   #11016
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      05-20-2016, 10:27 PM   #11017
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But you can get a new piece for $3 and 24/7
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And you do get to pick white meat or dark... You are starting to sway me in the chicken direction.
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And levels of spicyness too. So you can finally get a really hot chick.
I am appalled at the racial profiling of chicken here... Are they just a piece of meat to y'all? They have feelings you know. Did you ever think to even ask why they crossed the road?
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      05-20-2016, 10:57 PM   #11018
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I am appalled at the racial profiling of chicken here... Are they just a piece of meat to y'all? They have feelings you know. Did you ever think to even ask why they crossed the road?
Obviously to get away from bimmette and jtodd_fl
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      05-21-2016, 10:44 PM   #11019
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      05-22-2016, 01:00 AM   #11020
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I would totally sport that wannabe subaru brat.

I think the 335d motor would be awesome for a truck.
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      05-22-2016, 04:55 AM   #11021
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{pics deleted for space and because they are an abomination}
I... Just... Can't. The only thing that could make this better is if the "lift gate" doubled as a spoiler on race day. Need to work on the aero for that to work.
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      05-22-2016, 07:58 AM   #11022
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I would totally sport that wannabe subaru brat.
Agree - trucks aren't my thing...but that seems really well done. I can appreciate the work.
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