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      07-10-2015, 12:36 AM   #10979
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This is like the 4th time you've said this...
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Sorry for the long explanation , but that's the situation over here .
I hear ya, but the situation over here is a bit more legal
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This is like the 4th time you've said this...
Different strokes for different folks?

You've seen my type. Petite. Under 5'2.

Big girls DO try harder though..
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The separation is in the preparation my friend!



Now, if only mr92m could pay for our flights to make this weekend of debauchery go down, that'd be great! Thanks Money!
I was just thinking the same thing!!!
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      07-10-2015, 12:39 AM   #10983
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This is like the 4th time you've said this...
Does that make it any less true..?

And I am referring to 'big' as in tall...
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Does that make it any less true..?

And I am referring to 'big' as in tall...
Got it. When I hear "big" I'm thinking planetary gravitational forces...
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Alright I've got a flight to catch.

For the next 16 hours or so- I'm not ignoring you all- I'll be suffering in economy class, with my luck getting assigned the bitch ass middle seat.
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The separation is in the preparation my friend!



Now, if only mr92m could pay for our flights to make this weekend of debauchery go down, that'd be great! Thanks Money!
I only write the checks...don't get to spend the checks
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Alright I've got a flight to catch.

For the next 16 hours or so- I'm not ignoring you all- I'll be suffering in economy class, with my luck getting assigned the bitch ass middle seat.
Hope you get stuck between two obese women whose elbow fat take over your arm rests
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Got it. When I hear "big" I'm thinking planetary gravitational forces...
No worries - the wifey was a shooting guard in college, but played center in HS...

Her nickname was 'Big Girl' since she was 6' tall by 8th grade
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Alright I've got a flight to catch.

For the next 16 hours or so- I'm not ignoring you all- I'll be suffering in economy class, with my luck getting assigned the bitch ass middle seat.
Hope you get stuck between two obese women whose elbow fat take over your arm rests
.....I hate you.
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No worries - the wifey was a shooting guard in college, but played center in HS...

Her nickname was 'Big Girl' since she was 6' tall by 8th grade
Your kids won't be bullied
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Alright I've got a flight to catch.

For the next 16 hours or so- I'm not ignoring you all- I'll be suffering in economy class, with my luck getting assigned the bitch ass middle seat.
Hope you get stuck between two obese women whose elbow fat take over your arm rests
Haha....just think heated pillows SS and if there are leg pillows well then I will feel sorry for you.
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Different strokes for different folks?

You've seen my type. Petite. Under 5'2.

Big girls DO try harder though..
Lol, we are destined to be friends. I'm 5ft 8-9".
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HA! Even ONE morbidly obese woman was enough! US Airways flight from PDX to LAX... My arm was crystallized with sweat and I couldn't fully feel my left arm for 2 days. I think his arms will fall off if he had TWO obese women!
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HA! Even ONE morbidly obese woman was enough! US Airways flight from PDX to LAX... My arm was crystallized with sweat and I couldn't fully feel my left arm for 2 days. I think his arms will fall off if he had TWO obese women!
I'm normal weight. My kids are tiny. The seats ... Yeah.

10 hours with anyone on your person, even your first born, is a lot.
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I hear ya, but the situation over here is a bit more legal
Would love to hear if the link works in the US too ?
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