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      11-01-2018, 10:18 AM   #1079
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Sort of back on topic: I stopped at the gas station this morning and saw a girl with a tail sticking out of her pants. Must be one of those "furries". WTF is that shit about??
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Sort of back on topic: I stopped at the gas station this morning and saw a girl with a tail sticking out of her pants. Must be one of those "furries". WTF is that shit about??
I bet she fucks like a beast
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      11-01-2018, 10:21 AM   #1081
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I bet she fucks like a beast
Believe me I thought she was a beast at first. This gas station is near a college campus, so can't say I'm surprised.
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She probably hasn't made it back to her dorm yet after a long halloween night...
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She probably hasn't made it back to her dorm yet after a long halloween night...


I was hoping it was a costume, but since the rest of her was normal clothes I'm afraid it wasn't.
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I was hoping it was a costume, but since the rest of her was normal clothes I'm afraid it wasn't.
Well then I guess it's her way of saying she likes it doggy style...
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      11-01-2018, 10:38 AM   #1085
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And the Stinger is that much larger?
stinger has about the same interior room as E90, i've got the durango for kid hauling
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      11-01-2018, 10:41 AM   #1086
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Ah I see.
The stinger is reserved for Danielle, I suppose... pun intended
Kia gets the womenz
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back on topic because i know you all are anxiously awaiting my next move
so i know d is kidless until monday, we have that event on sunday. should i ask her out before then and make my move? what if it doesn't go well, is it going to make sunday awkward? she is also getting the stitches out of her foot today so she could have a legit reason for staying home. oh decisions decisions
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Kia gets the womenz
i rebadged it. only place it says kia is on the steering wheel
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My E 90 was a rock solid reliable. Five years and 60,000 miles. Didn't really want to get rid of it but couldn't jam five family members in it anymore.
oh i miss mine
shouldve kept it.


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back on topic because i know you all are anxiously awaiting my next move
so i know d is kidless until monday, we have that event on sunday. should i ask her out before then and make my move? what if it doesn't go well, is it going to make sunday awkward? she is also getting the stitches out of her foot today so she could have a legit reason for staying home. oh decisions decisions
just ask her how shes feeling? give her the option of going out or staying indoors at your or her place. find out if she likes pastries...you can have pastry n coffee evening/night.. and then go with the flow.. kiss her already lol

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      11-01-2018, 11:00 AM   #1091
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back on topic because i know you all are anxiously awaiting my next move
so i know d is kidless until monday, we have that event on sunday. should i ask her out before then and make my move? what if it doesn't go well, is it going to make sunday awkward? she is also getting the stitches out of her foot today so she could have a legit reason for staying home. oh decisions decisions
How are you already not on top of this??? If she is having stitches removed today, offer to cook her dinner or take her dinner under the ruse of keeping her off her feet. Pre-dinner, get in a small make out session, nothing over the top. After dinner, be sweet to her, pamper her, etc. then enter the heavier session.

You could also throw in a comment of hands and feet heal faster when elevated. Keep her feet in the air. Gah, I could write plots to porn.
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Picture not displaying should've kept it
i can see the pic
is it blocked by your browser?
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i rebadged it. only place it says kia is on the steering wheel
To what?

Kia shame?

So did you not carve & massage with your new BFF?
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i can see the pic
is it blocked by your browser?
i dont see ot either
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back on topic because i know you all are anxiously awaiting my next move
so i know d is kidless until monday, we have that event on sunday. should i ask her out before then and make my move? what if it doesn't go well, is it going to make sunday awkward? she is also getting the stitches out of her foot today so she could have a legit reason for staying home. oh decisions decisions
Dude, stop over thinking & just go for it. Worst thing that happens is we get shot down. We move onto the next & the next & the next...
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i dont see ot either
i forgot the album was private.. i think you can see it now
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Dude, stop over thinking & just go for it. Worst thing that happens is we get shot down. We move onto the next & the next & the next...
Which won't happen if she wants a mouth I mean face massage already.
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Dude, stop over thinking & just go for it. Worst thing that happens is we get shot down. We move onto the next & the next & the next...
but there is more riding on it than just getting shot down
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Which won't happen if she wants a mouth I mean face massage already.
Maybe doc is insecure b/c small wang?
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