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      04-16-2018, 06:00 PM   #1079
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I didn't say it was a problem....not for me anyway. The internet police tend to be very forgiving here.
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      04-17-2018, 11:13 AM   #1081
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I do like those Miata T-shirts that say Miata Is Always The Answer.

The acronym spells out MIATA! How cool is that
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      04-19-2018, 11:30 AM   #1085
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Once when out for a meal with the wife the waiter said "enjoy your meal" to which I replied "thanks, you too".

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      04-19-2018, 12:03 PM   #1086
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      08-14-2018, 01:49 PM   #1089
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Sometimes, I like to resurrect threads that people forgot about in the past 3 months.

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I just saw the Taylor Swift concert in Toronto and thoroughly enjoyed it.

I just wish I had been smart enough to order this shirt beforehand:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMXQ3JS...0752XQRW7&th=1
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      08-14-2018, 03:10 PM   #1091
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      08-14-2018, 03:20 PM   #1092
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Ok.....my bad.....let's backpedal a bit here. Maybe we shouldn't be quite so forthcoming gentlemen.

You guys really went all out with those. I'm going to need a minute to ponder here.

To share with the group, I give fake names to almost everyone anytime that someone asks my name. I also do it with a dead straight face. Unless it's a legal matter or work related issue with a superior. Names that I have used include: Secret Peter, Harvey Schmidtlab, Captain Artemis "Snake" Buckwald, Sweet Jones, Bueller, Mike Jones (when someone repeats it back to me I reply with "Who?" - props if you get this joke), Sergeant Slippy or basically anything that comes to mind off the cuff. For single guys, this gets huge points on a first date when you go out to dinner and they ask for your name when getting a table.
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      08-14-2018, 03:21 PM   #1093
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I just saw the Taylor Swift concert in Toronto and my daughter thoroughly enjoyed it.

I just wish I had been smart enough to order this shirt beforehand:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMXQ3JS...0752XQRW7&th=1

FTFY.

Flew to T.O. and you didn't meet up with any of the Canadian arm of BP? Poor showing old chap, bloody poor showing.
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I guess I'll add my confession to the lot.

While my wife was away I spent a good 5 hours of my time de-foresting (fine, de-weeding, but the weeds were literally 5ft tall) the back "garden", not because I had any particular desire to improve the look of the house or be able to actually see the bushes we had planted...but rather, I did it to elicit sexual favours from the wife.
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      08-14-2018, 03:32 PM   #1095
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Flew to T.O. and you didn't meet up with any of the Canadian arm of BP? Poor showing old chap, bloody poor showing.
I thought of that, but I was with my wife and another couple - it would have certainly been frowned upon.

We did have the fried chicken/caviar dinner at Momofuku and it was stellar.

We also hit up a cocktail bar called Civil Liberties on Bloor St that was fantastic.
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I thought of that, but I was with my wife and another couple - it would have certainly been frowned upon.

We did have the fried chicken/caviar dinner at Momofuku and it was stellar.

We also hit up a cocktail bar called Civil Liberties on Bloor St that was fantastic.
Fair enough, you get a pass. I'd do the same with my family in tow.
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      08-14-2018, 06:20 PM   #1097
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I'd meet any of you at the local dive bar


not sure I would bring you home to meet the family
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Few members here have been to my house, probably just coincidence that they are no longer with us
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