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      04-02-2009, 09:29 PM   #89
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i carried her to my bedroom pulled her thong aside and banged the shit out of her



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      04-02-2009, 09:32 PM   #90
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i carried her to my bedroom pulled her thong aside and banged the shit out of her



the end
wtf...thats the worst ending ive ever heard in my life
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      04-02-2009, 09:33 PM   #91
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wtf...thats the worst ending ive ever heard in my life


some people ruined it for me/you guys...make me feel like a bad person...


sex is never wrong unless it's forced...i had her consent, if anything, she seduced me
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      04-02-2009, 09:37 PM   #92
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      04-02-2009, 10:28 PM   #93
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spool !!! vid please!!!
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      04-02-2009, 11:16 PM   #94
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      04-02-2009, 11:17 PM   #95
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Why don't you have a seat over there spool?

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      04-02-2009, 11:23 PM   #96
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Why don't you have a seat over there spool?


hahahahahahahahaha
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      04-03-2009, 12:15 AM   #97
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please finish the story i have been looking forward to it allday.
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      04-03-2009, 01:03 AM   #98
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please finish the story i have been looking forward to it allday.
word spool. pls dont pull a solaris

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you all have been trolled so hard. i sit back and laugh.
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      04-03-2009, 02:39 AM   #100
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SPOOL!!! VIDEO!!! AHH!!! I will...I will...do nasty things to you! RAWR!!!
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      04-03-2009, 03:15 AM   #101
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      04-03-2009, 03:50 PM   #102
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I'm thinking that freelance work for Danielle Steele is off the table with that ending.
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      04-03-2009, 04:04 PM   #103
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      04-03-2009, 08:42 PM   #104
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spool im mad at you nao. wheres the video dude?
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      04-04-2009, 02:06 AM   #105
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stories w/o endings are worse than no story at all.
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      04-05-2009, 12:38 AM   #106
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funniest shit i have read in a while. a-cup tits. holy shit thats classic
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      04-05-2009, 09:23 PM   #108
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      04-05-2009, 10:13 PM   #109
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Still no vid? wtf.
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      04-05-2009, 11:14 PM   #110
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Still no vid? wtf.
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