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      11-17-2008, 12:33 PM   #89
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I'm red/green colorblind. I was told my I could never fly an airplane nor could I be an electrician. I don't care to do either one so it's all good.
how you able to read the traffic lights then?
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      11-17-2008, 12:35 PM   #90
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What happened?
Most important, who wiped ur ass? lol
Motorcycle accident, my girlfriend did.
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      11-17-2008, 12:37 PM   #91
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Motorcycle accident, my girlfriend did.
she must love you. any of my girlfriends wouldn't dare get within 100 feet of me while handling business on the throne.
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      11-17-2008, 12:52 PM   #92
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He may have had to wear a diaper
But he still needs to wipe. He rather go and do it in the toilet, instead of wearing a diaper .
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      11-17-2008, 12:55 PM   #93
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But he still needs to wipe. He rather go and do it in the toilet, instead of wearing a diaper .
Yeah forgot he wasn't immobilized, just crippled :-/

You have an awesome gf, she's a keeper, huh?
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      11-17-2008, 01:00 PM   #94
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how you able to read the traffic lights then?
Dude, really?

When have you seen the red on bottom and green on top. As long as it's illuminated you don't need to see the COLOR.

Red
Yellow
Green

Wowww
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      11-17-2008, 01:01 PM   #95
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In hs, me and my gf had sooo much sex I fit 4 fingers in

NOW THAT's A RANDOM FACT!
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      11-17-2008, 01:03 PM   #96
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In hs, me and my gf had sooo much sex I fit 4 fingers in

NOW THAT's A RANDOM FACT!
LOL, why not throw a fist in there while you're at it...
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Motorcycle accident, my girlfriend did.
Sorry to hear. Your girlfriend loves you, and she's a keeper .


I was in boarding school when i broke my back (grade 9), i missed the first 2 weeks, there was a Saudi student (only arab beside my younger brother and his older brother in school) and his room was right next to my room, and we came friends right away. He helped me wear my cast (to keep my back straight), put on my soks, carried my bag to school, he did everything i couldn't do. Even when i was getting better, he still refused to let me carry my bag, lol. He is like a brother to me ..... He drives an S5
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      11-17-2008, 01:14 PM   #98
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Sorry to hear. Your girlfriend loves you, and she's a keeper .


I was in boarding school when i broke my back (grade 9), i missed the first 2 weeks, there was a Saudi student (only arab beside my younger brother and his older brother in school) and his room was right next to my room, and we came friends right away. He helped me wear my cast (to keep my back straight), put on my soks, carried my bag to school, he did everything i couldn't do. Even when i was getting better, he still refused to let me carry my bag, lol. He is like a brother to me ..... He drives an S5
I like that little tid bit at the end.....oh yeah, he drives an S5
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      11-17-2008, 01:28 PM   #99
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I broke my back when i was 14 yrs old....the surgery took 7 and half hours, now i have 4 screws in my back lol.
I fractured my back when I was in elementary. Not cool. I slide on my socks in the kitchen and my feet came out from under me and BAM!
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I'm red/green colorblind. I was told my I could never fly an airplane nor could I be an electrician. I don't care to do either one so it's all good.
Same here.
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how you able to read the traffic lights then?
Are you serious? I believe this is even discussed in drivers ed.

And just because a person is color blind doesn't necessarily mean they cannot see color. I am red/green color blind (a lot of people are). I can see the colors, but certain shades of them may look more red or more green. And if certain shades are next to one another it's easy to get them confused.
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      11-17-2008, 01:38 PM   #100
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color blind test for anyone who is unsure:

http://www.maniacworld.com/color_blind_test.htm
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      11-17-2008, 01:44 PM   #101
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Random fact: I hate my job.


No, wait, that's not very random.....but it is a fact.
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      11-17-2008, 01:47 PM   #102
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      11-17-2008, 01:47 PM   #103
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      11-17-2008, 01:48 PM   #104
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      11-17-2008, 02:01 PM   #105
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LOL, why not throw a fist in there while you're at it...
I was young, and foolish. I did not know what fisting was at that time however I did dump the crazy after all of that. She now has a kid with some random umm. Yeah
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      11-17-2008, 02:02 PM   #106
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In 3rd grade my mom took my phone away so I made a new one.

Because of me, Broward County Schools no longer allow red rover at recess.
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      11-17-2008, 02:04 PM   #107
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In 3rd grade my mom took my phone away so I made a new one.

Because of me, Broward County Schools no longer allow red rover at recess.
Because of me schools no longer allow
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      11-17-2008, 02:06 PM   #108
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When I was 8 I lived on a busy street. The neighbors had a crab apple tree. I took those yellow measuring spoons and flung the crab apples into traffic while hiding behind the bushes. I got one in someones window, they turned around and came to my driveway. Asked if my mom was home and I said no she was in Florida. They finally left and I went inside and told my mom I loved her *kissing ass*
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<<< regularly kicked teachers for trying to put me in time out. Fuck them bitches
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      11-17-2008, 02:10 PM   #110
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im miserable at my school and its reflecting in my work / grades. i know if i enjoyed where i went, id be doing so much better. on top of that, i hate my major
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