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      03-21-2019, 01:56 PM   #89
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Same here. I didn't even know until after the good deeds were done. The one that pissed me off the most was a girl whose husband was away at marine boot camp.

I'm still a bit pissed about that and feel a bit guilty, but I didn't know. I hope that guy got rid of her and found someone better. The sniz wasn't that great.
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Biology is programmed into men to spread their seed but we also suffer from post nut syndrome , otherwise I think cheating rates would be a lot higher for men 🙈😇 😆. I think woman cheat for much more serious reasons than men.
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She was ok with it until she found out I slept with her co-worker who was considerably more attractive than she was; this drove her insane. The jealousy along with having to work with her on a daily basis ate her alive, especially when I would go see her at work and the co-worker would flirt, glance at me out of the corner of her eye or catch her checking me out. She decided she wanted to end the relationship. Two weeks later the guy that she had been seeing on the side started dating another girl so she started calling me begging for sex again.
My man pots~n~pans. Sounds like a Maury show or something like that.


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Same here. I didn't even know until after the good deeds were done. The one that pissed me off the most was a girl whose husband was away at marine boot camp.
I have family/friends who are either still/were in the military and have heard of the females creepin’.

My best friend has been in the Marines since 2003, got married to this chick early 2006 who had a kid from a previous relationship (nothing wrong with that but there is a reason for me mentioning this). So he goes overseas to battle 3 months later and not even a few days he was gone she cheated on him with a fellow Marine. He found out while overseas which broke him and was in a state of serious depression for some time. Granted he rebounded and is happily married now. However, during the divorce he had to pay child support even though the kid wasn’t his so not sure why?

My wife’s cousin who was in the army mentioned to me that sailor wives are the sluttiest. When the boats leave VA Beach, the wives/gf’s get together for clubs/bars and bang all other dudes. That has to be tough to swallow for those seamen. Damn bitches!
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My man pots~n~pans. Sounds like a Maury show or something like that.
Maury nor Springer could touch the drama that filled my life while I was with her. In saying this I don't exclude myself as I was just as much a part of it as she was, but I am so thankful all that mess is in my past.
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Nope. Cheating is a move for weak people with low self-esteem.
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      03-21-2019, 03:43 PM   #94
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That has to be tough to swallow for those seamen. Damn bitches!
What you did there, I see it!
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Only when they deserved it?
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Biology is programmed into men to spread their seed but we also suffer from post nut syndrome , otherwise I think cheating rates would be a lot higher for men 🙈😇 😆. I think woman cheat for much more serious reasons than men.
Everyone on this thread might not be telling the truth.
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6% of 80 y/o women? Granny, you're a ho bag!!
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6% of 80 y/o women? Granny, you're a ho bag!!
Granny is experienced. Be careful bro.
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Granny is experienced. Be careful bro.
I guess if you're in your 60's Granny's a cougar.
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Everyone on this thread might not be telling the truth.
No way that graph is legitimate.
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No way that graph is legitimate.
Why not? The numbers too low?

https://ifstudies.org/blog/who-cheat...ing-in-america
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So that chart tells us that as men, if we somehow manage to get to eighty, our opportunities to get a little strange aren’t as bad as we may have thought... and not as likely to result in our wives getting in a grudge f*ck...

Just noting this for a friend...
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Biology is programmed into men to spread their seed but we also suffer from post nut syndrome , otherwise I think cheating rates would be a lot higher for men 🙈😇 😆. I think woman cheat for much more serious reasons than men.
Everyone on this thread might not be telling the truth.
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Biology is programmed into men to spread their seed but we also suffer from post nut syndrome , otherwise I think cheating rates would be a lot higher for men 🙈😇 😆. I think woman cheat for much more serious reasons than men.
Everyone on this thread might not be telling the truth.
I believe it, I know quite a few that cheated. Most just got it out of their system and are good people. It's rare to find monogamous creatures in nature
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lol good one
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My eyes cheat everyday at the gym with all the hot girls in yoga pants. Does that count?
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Not necessarily that they're too low... but the fact that they're the highest between 60-70 years old. Just doesn't make sense.

It is also limited to married couples. "Cheating in a relationship" would be much higher at younger ages I reckon.
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Not necessarily that they're too low... but the fact that they're the highest between 60-70 years old. Just doesn't make sense.

It is also limited to married couples. "Cheating in a relationship" would be much higher at younger ages I reckon.
I think you're misreading the graph. The way I read it is this:

If you ask 80 year olds if they ever cheated on a spouse, 24% of men will say "yes" and 6% of women will say "yes." The question is "have you ever, in your 80 years, cheated on your spouse?" The question is not "Are you CURRENTLY cheating on your spouse?" OK, so look back 60 years when those 80 year olds were in their 20s. It was the late 1950s. Would it surprise you that in the late 50s / early 60s 24% of married dudes had flings while 94% of the wives stayed faithful? Not really. At least I'm not surprised. That graph demonstrates changing moralities over the years. Going from "boys will be boys" and women shutting the Hell up and being a good housewife to, well, what we have today.
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My eyes cheat everyday at the gym with all the hot girls in yoga pants. Does that count?
That, my friend, is called mental rape.
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Well if that counts, then pornhub counts too. Boom!
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...you have been a great service to your country. Grrrrr! I spent a lot of time thinking about you and singing cadences.
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