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      02-01-2010, 12:59 PM   #89
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Girls have the internet and know how to search google too, ya know. Lol
Whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone....

Who the hell gave women the internet?
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      02-01-2010, 01:12 PM   #90
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You've only been out with her once, just take it day by day. There is nothing wrong with dating a stripper; my girlfriends cousin is a stripper and does it to pay her 24k a year school tuition. Shit I told my girl to be a stripper cuz she's gorgeous and all, but of course she didn't take my advice. Thank God she decided not to beat me up with the bat she had in her hand. GL keep us updated.

Edit: I almost forgot. I know some Guy whose fiancée is a porn star! She bought him a new S2k and now its S/C'd. Haha

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      02-01-2010, 03:17 PM   #91
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This thread is fucking hilarious lol. Made my day.
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      02-01-2010, 04:38 PM   #92
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Whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone....

Who the hell gave women the internet?
Hahah! There's quite a few out there that know how to work the internet. If you get lucky, you might find one that knows how to set up a video camera too. If ya know what I mean.
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hmm ok...

well here's the deal.... since the OP is in Chicago it seems, and since I am... if the OP is willing to share said girl's stage name and location.... I will try to make the time to shake a few dollar bills in her (to pay for school of course!) and see if I can maybe get a pic or two... maybe a boobie even!!


afterall...

and I doubt that anyone would have too many issues.... taking into account that she is an aspiring entertainer afterall
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Why dont you screw her (Safely) all next weekend and let her go?
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      02-01-2010, 07:20 PM   #95
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Because the kid thinks he knows better then everyone here with experience in such matters advising him to do just that.
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      02-01-2010, 07:42 PM   #96
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good idea

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hmm ok...

well here's the deal.... since the OP is in Chicago it seems, and since I am... if the OP is willing to share said girl's stage name and location.... I will try to make the time to shake a few dollar bills in her (to pay for school of course!) and see if I can maybe get a pic or two... maybe a boobie even!!




afterall...

and I doubt that anyone would have too many issues.... taking into account that she is an aspiring entertainer afterall
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      02-02-2010, 02:05 PM   #97
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I'm sure she likes you for you.
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      02-06-2010, 10:49 PM   #98
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Hit & Quit, Nuff said
+1...have fun, watch your wallet, and your rolex....
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