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      10-19-2015, 02:15 PM   #89
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I'm too hot.
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I'm too hot.
She's like an owl, except with her torso.
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I'm too hot.
Your breasts look great on your hips!
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This the second one



BUT

Redemption comes with my middle name
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So? The guy clearly has the free spirited hippie look going on! He's the sort you go pick up for a date and you rush to the door just to see what he's wearing that time around! And!! You know for sure you're not the least bit prepared for the surprise waiting for you when the outfit comes off.

I find your matching colors quite dull. You would never keep my interest since the whole packet is right on display straight away. That's so dull Axius, you'll never make it with the ladies that way!
He's the sort you pick up for a date, only to realize he's probably only worth one single lay, because you can tell by his lack of style, that he clearly lacks style in the sack. Classic bump and dump situation here.

Well, I find your lack of interest in my matching colors to be quite untrue. Although you sit here and try to tell me I'll never make it with the ladies, when it's been no secret that I've had you hook, line, and sinker for quite some time now.



Also, I really like that FUPA pouch your hosting in your glamour picture, very hot.
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Hey if ozzy can post a boatload of titties I think this is acceptable.
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This the second one

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Your middle name is my first name?
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He's the sort you pick up for a date, only to realize he's probably only worth one single lay, because you can tell by his lack of style, that he clearly lacks style in the sack. Classic bump and dump situation here.

Well, I find your lack of interest in my matching colors to be quite untrue. Although you sit here and try to tell me I'll never make it with the ladies, when it's been no secret that I've had you hook, line, and sinker for quite some time now.



Also, I really like that FUPA pouch your hosting in your glamour picture, very hot.
You accountant types are all the same. So damn predictable!

He's clearly a man enough to give you a few lessons but he doesnt seem to need the creds for sharing his knowledge so I'll help you.

See, with those eyes and body, and his personality shining through I know for a fact our lives together would be perfect. Instead of a cruise to the Bahamas for a vacation, he's the type you'd take to Europe, luxury hotels and long walks in the shady parts of cities since you'd just KNOW he's be inspired later...

He's the type of man who makes bacon for you for supper because he's not stricter to some stupid rules.

He would be man enough to handle my Peter and lets face it: That does not come along often.

Sure Ax, you're great and all, but if the real deal was available, I'd ditch you faster than you could find the right accessories to match your belt buckle.

EALm4 sorry about ax, he just has no style.
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You accountant types are all the same. So damn predictable!

He's clearly a man enough to give you a few lessons but he doesnt seem to need the creds for sharing his knowledge so I'll help you.

See, with those eyes and body, and his personality shining through I know for a fact our lives together would be perfect. Instead of a cruise to the Bahamas for a vacation, he's the type you'd take to Europe, luxury hotels and long walks in the shady parts of cities since you'd just KNOW he's be inspired later...

He's the type of man who makes bacon for you for supper because he's not stricter to some stupid rules.

He would be man enough to handle my Peter and lets face it: That does not come along often.

Sure Ax, you're great and all, but if the real deal was available, I'd ditch you faster than you could find the right accessories to match your belt buckle.

EALm4 sorry about ax, he just has no style.
Well...., naturally I would like to believe everything you've said is true, but he is NOT a man that would make you bacon for supper. I WILL NOT STAND TO BE CLASSIFIED SIMILAR TO THAT...., THING. BACON IS FOR ALPHAS.


You could never ditch me. All I hear is a bunch of talk, but we know your desires deep down, and it's not for some dude that can't even take the time to pick out the proper shade of red lipstick to match his nails. How could you even think you'd like a man like he, who makes such brash and ill informed decisions about his ensemble?
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Well...., naturally I would like to believe everything you've said is true, but he is NOT a man that would make you bacon for supper. I WILL NOT STAND TO BE CLASSIFIED SIMILAR TO THAT...., THING. BACON IS FOR ALPHAS.


You could never ditch me. All I hear is a bunch of talk, but we know your desires deep down, and it's not for some dude that can't even take the time to pick out the proper shade of red lipstick to match his nails. How could you even think you'd like a man like he, who makes such brash and ill informed decisions about his ensemble?
We all know you don't eat dinner. You skip it to maintain your figure where as he can, everything he does is effortless. You're the type of a man who buys a performance steering wheel to impress passengers, and baby, the ride doesn't improve with it!

I'm sorry but we women are visual beings. I'm sure I'll be daydreaming of his hotness for weeks now. You would never get it, most men never do.
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I'm sorry but we women are visual beings.
That's not true. There're tons of differences between male and females, but men are more visual.
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That's not true. There're tons of differences between male and females, but men are more visual.
Clearly not since Ax keeps arguing with me.

The man wouldnt know a hottie if one pokes him in the eye!

(and I can't believe the entertainment of my morning is discussing the sexiness of a man wearing nail polish)
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(and I can't believe the entertainment of my morning is discussing the sexiness of a man wearing nail polish)
I know you think about me more than just in the morning
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Clearly not since Ax keeps arguing with me.

The man wouldnt know a hottie if one pokes him in the eye!
The fact still stands.

Someone once said that when you wrestle a pig, you get dirty and the pig likes it.

Your problem is not recognizing that
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I know you think about me more than just in the morning
No, I just realized you have an so. You guys are too reckless to us ay folks.

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The fact still stands.

Someone once said that when you wrestle a pig, you get dirty and the pig likes it.

Your problem is not recognizing that
Haha, dude I'm kinda offended. I've been told I'm a heartless pig and a emotionally gender confused jerk.I'm pretty sure those make me a man.
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@lups, you should be that lady with yellow shirt on Halloween.
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Haha, dude I'm kinda offended. I've been told I'm a heartless pig and a emotionally gender confused jerk.I'm pretty sure those make me a man.
Do you pee standing up?
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@lups, you should be that lady with yellow shirt on Halloween.
Actually I am dressing up this year. I'm gonna be a chicken.

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Do you pee standing up?
Too lazy.
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Do you pee standing up?
Weird fact of the day... After getting bored and wandering to "that side" of YouTube, I heard that most women aren't aware that with practice, they can pee standing up too, so your argument is inconclusive lol.

http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-Up-as-a-Female
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Weird fact of the day... After getting bored and wandering to "that side" of YouTube, I heard that most women aren't aware that with practice, they can pee standing up too, so your argument is inconclusive lol.

http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Standing-Up-as-a-Female
Hm. Something I thought I'd never be reading when I woke up this morning.
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Gross.
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