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      10-04-2021, 10:24 AM   #10935
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Took the plunge; becoming a dad. Tips for a first timer?

Sedan_Clan I can't believe no one advised you yet on your expensive LV and GPU gift shopping for a girl and her child you just started seeing... So what, you catch one Hamilton and all of a sudden you're sugar daddy of the year?
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      10-04-2021, 10:59 AM   #10936
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Sedan_Clan I can't believe no one advised you yet on your expensive LV and GPU gift shopping for a girl and her child you just started seeing... So what, you catch one Hamilton and all of a sudden you're sugar daddy of the year?
Dude, what are you talking about? You must be new here.
  1. I didn't just start seeing her. I've been involved with this woman nearly two years.
  2. I'm doing something nice because I want to.
  3. She's a prominent attorney who makes more than double my six figure salary. She's more than capable of buying her own shit. If anything, considering all that she does for me, she's more my sugar momma.
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      10-04-2021, 11:08 AM   #10937
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Took the plunge; becoming a dad. Tips for a first timer?

Sedan_Clan I can't believe no one advised you yet on your expensive LV and GPU gift shopping for a girl and her child you just started seeing... So what, you catch one Hamilton and all of a sudden you're sugar daddy of the year?
Dude(?), what are you talking about? You must be new here.
Maybe I missed it, is she the Asian chick you've been going out with for a while and it's gotten serious then?

Edit: just saw your ninja edit with the 3 bullets.
Cool! I missed her being a long term relationship.

Relax on the sugar daddy comment, it's in jest because those are expensive gifts. I've known you mentioned she makes money, no way implying you're "keeping" her.
No, the Asian is a psychologist on my department. The attorney is Caucasian (..my general preference).

Like I've mentioned, more recently I've just grown tired of 'the game.' I've experienced just about everything there is to experience when it comes to women and I've been looking to settle down [again!] for some time. She's definitely a good one. It came down to her, the extremely hot professional dancer (..who I've known 8-ish years, but who has too many mental health issues plaguing her….e.g. depression, social anxiety….a cocktail of meds!!!), and the flight attendant I've known 15-ish years - and who I was romantically involved with for awhile; even between marriages - but is still married, albeit planning a divorce.
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      10-04-2021, 01:56 PM   #10939
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Now you're just piling on for nothing.



Not another one?!?!!
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Onesie You're back!!! What the hell??? One day you just make a post that says "I think I'll delete my account, then 3 years later you just pop back up and no one notices?? Glad you're back.
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      10-04-2021, 04:31 PM   #10941
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Thanks Judy! I never really left. Just lurked… needed a mental break, times changed. Good to be back, to interact with my oldies. I want to see her x6 go too, she's been absent here.
Me? I’m here. Welcome back.
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      10-08-2021, 04:33 PM   #10944
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One happy couple there, so who's next to walk down the aisle, time comes when the running around and impressing stops when you find the 'one'.
Guys don't show all your cards to a prospective partner, maybe hide the Porsche and other things a bit at first to see if she's really interested in you and not what your possessions are more.
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Haha, maybe I should hire a Porsche, to make sure the ladies aren't just put off by my poverty
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^ You can always get a fake pilot's id to impress whoever, would work wonders until 'show me' time heheh
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One happy couple there, so who's next to walk down the aisle, time comes when the running around and impressing stops when you find the 'one'.
Guys don't show all your cards to a prospective partner, maybe hide the Porsche and other things a bit at first to see if she's really interested in you and not what your possessions are more.
That porsche has been hidden my entire life.
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One happy couple there, so who's next to walk down the aisle, time comes when the running around and impressing stops when you find the 'one'.
Guys don't show all your cards to a prospective partner, maybe hide the Porsche and other things a bit at first to see if she's really interested in you and not what your possessions are more.
I have a very young wealthy friend with quite an exotic car collection who bought a 97 Camry to take dates out until he knew they weren't after his money
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^ You can always get a fake pilot's id to impress whoever, would work wonders until 'show me' time heheh
Had a guy last week text me and told me he would tell girls he was a pilot or a surgeon. He's a lawyer. What on earth would possess you to do that, and then tell a girl you're interested in that you used to do that?? It's just weird.
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