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C5driver · 07-09-2015, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Just check my pockets first!

This would be a getaway that would make bimmerpost front page.

"today at 6 pm (the big rush hour) a woman repeatedly stabbed her sil while screaming "SHAVE YOUR FUCKING LEGS". After that she ran to an M6, with a special order paint job, the driver checked her belongings and person with a highly trained English bulldog, trained specially to detect crayons.

They then proceeded to hit 405 south, reaching 10 miles per hour while the suspect was wearing a coveralls to protect the seats. Seattle police is asking for tips to bring this duo to justice. The driver is suspected to go within speed limit almost, even when there was a cloud on the sky."

Now this here is comedy

6MT drivers =

135Pats · 07-09-2015, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Burping up day old pizza

I can't even lie or sugar coat it. I feel like crap. I've really fallen off the healthy eating wagon recently and it sucks.

Any of you all decent cooks/have easy recipes?

Lups · 07-09-2015, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 135Pats

I can't even lie or sugar coat it. I feel like crap. I've really fallen off the healthy eating wagon recently and it sucks.

Any of you all decent cooks/have easy recipes?

Yup, what do you want to eat?

C5driver · 07-09-2015, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 135Pats

I can't even lie or sugar coat it. I feel like crap. I've really fallen off the healthy eating wagon recently and it sucks.

Any of you all decent cooks/have easy recipes?

Portion control and exercise seems to do it.

Even as an east coast native, I've always tried to stay away from more than one slice of pizza at night. Could never do gut bombs without paying for it the next day.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-09-2015, 10:59 AM

The tags are epic!!!

135Pats · 07-09-2015, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Yup, what do you want to eat?

In terms of healthier things, i'm looking for more fish and seafood in my diet. I don't eat a ton of red meat so ok on that front. Any simple grilled chicken dishes would be welcome as well.

I LOVE Tuna so long as gross Mayo doesn't get involved. I think? Ahi burgers are rather healthy?

Much appreciated!!!

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Portion control and exercise seems to do it.

Even as an east coast native, I've always tried to stay away from more than one slice of pizza at night. Could never do gut bombs without paying for it the next day.

Portion control is the key IMO. You don't have to eat out-of-your-mind healthy every meal...It's more about not doing what I did last night...going ham on a pizza.

At least it was thin crust and light cheese. Sigh...

bimmette · 07-09-2015, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Who is this "friend" bimmette speaks of?

My best friend is a guy.

V1.47fan · 07-09-2015, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

My best friend is a guy.

Is he straight?

Lups · 07-09-2015, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by 135Pats

In terms of healthier things, i'm looking for more fish and seafood in my diet. I don't eat a ton of red meat so ok on that front. Any simple grilled chicken dishes would be welcome as well.

I LOVE Tuna so long as gross Mayo doesn't get involved. I think? Ahi burgers are rather healthy?

Much appreciated!!!

Portion control is the key IMO. You don't have to eat out-of-your-mind healthy every meal...It's more about not doing what I did last night...going ham on a pizza.

At least it was thin crust and light cheese. Sigh...

Um okay.

Salmon. Stuff a filet in a grill, squeeze lemon on top of it, black pepper and salt on top. Serve it with grilled jalapenos (just put them next to the fish) and also you can take paprikas, and stuff them with other veggies. Put some spices into them and wrap it up in foil. Cooking time about 30 minutes.

Salmon (you can use other fishes too) pasta: Take the leftover salmon from the previous dish, chop it up. Make a light cream sauce with habanera as the main spice, chit in lemon grass, basil, peppers, what ever you have, garlic and so on. Add salmon, cook pasta, mix and eat. I serve this usually with spinach based salad.

Take a chicken breast, make a cut that resembles a pocket, put herbs in. Grill. Serve with a salad, I'd add some yasmin rice since men need more calories than us. If you are a left over cook like I am, you can chop the rest and make a pasta such as above the next day. Works.

Adding chilies to any meal (and not the spiciest ones, I prefer jalapeños) will accelerate your metabolism up to 20%.

Don't eat tuna, the destruction caused by catching those is awful and completely overlooked here.

C5driver · 07-09-2015, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

My best friend is a guy.

With or without benefits?

C5driver · 07-09-2015, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 135Pats

Any of you all decent cooks/have easy recipes?

Some recipes buried among these healthy choices:

http://www.rodalesorganiclife.com/food/healthy-fish

Sara · 07-09-2015, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Is he straight?

Lups · 07-09-2015, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

With or without benefits?

My best friend is a guy, a hot one I've been informed. I could never sleep with him (sure, same bed, sleeping bag, tent, what ever has happened a lot) since I know everything about him.

We go to sauna together, we swim together (Finland, no suits), and we've even watched porn together (yeah, don't ask), he bought me my first tampons (yeah, that kinda ruins everything too). There is no way we could ever feel any attraction towards each other. The whole thing with knowing the other from the age of diapers ruins it.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-09-2015, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Is he straight?

You sound interested if he is not...

C5driver · 07-09-2015, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

My best friend is a guy, a hot one I've been informed. I could never sleep with him (sure, same bed, sleeping bag, tent, what ever has happened a lot) since I know everything about him.

We go to sauna together, we swim together (Finland, no suits), and we've even watched porn together (yeah, don't ask). There is no way we could ever feel any attraction towards each other. The whole thing with knowing the other from the age of diapers ruins it.

This so does not compute...

ASBSECU E93 · 07-09-2015, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

My best friend is a guy, a hot one I've been informed. I could never sleep with him (sure, same bed, sleeping bag, tent, what ever has happened a lot) since I know everything about him.

We go to sauna together, we swim together (Finland, no suits), and we've even watched porn together (yeah, don't ask), he bought me my first tampons. There is no way we could ever feel any attraction towards each other. The whole thing with knowing the other from the age of diapers ruins it.

Very early in my VB career - I was fortunate to meet a player from Finland. He was actually on their National B squad for about 5 years. He would share stories about families using the sauna together (nude) without hesitation. He was a lot like you Lups - outspoken and unfiltered at times, but would fight to the death for his friends!

Lups · 07-09-2015, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

This so does not compute...

Lol, we just know each other too well. I love the guy to bits, he's saved me from so many situations, and I have listened his heartbreaks too many times. We both have had the other ones exes unloading abt our weirdness to the other. My ex hated the guy sooooooooo much, and my friend just kindly told him that we are a baggage deal. His exes loved me so much most of his teenage relationships ended with the words "its her or me"

Lups · 07-09-2015, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Very early in my VB career - I was fortunate to meet a player from Finland. He was actually on their National B squad for about 5 years. He would share stories about families using the sauna together (nude) without hesitation. He was a lot like you Lups - outspoken and unfiltered at times, but would fight to the death for his friends!

Haha, yeah, we do that, aunts and uncles in the same sauna. We don't see nudity as something to excite us, not in those situations.

To you guys it must sound weird. To us it is the normal way.

C5driver · 07-09-2015, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Lol, we just know each other too well. I love the guy to bits, he's saved me from so many situations, and I have listened his heartbreaks too many times. We both have had the other ones exes unloading abt our weirdness to the other. My ex hated the guy sooooooooo much, and my friend just kindly told him that we are a baggage deal. His exes loved me so much most of his teenage relationships ended with the words "its her or me"

Americans have a puritanical streak, and yet can be overly sexualized. I've heard Europeans pointing out this inconsistency more than a few times.

C5driver · 07-09-2015, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Haha, yeah, we do that, aunts and uncles in the same sauna. We don't see nudity as something to excite us, not in those situations.

To you guys it must sound weird. To us it is the normal way.

Nah...seeing my aunt's lady bits and my uncle's pickle isn't weird at all

V1.47fan · 07-09-2015, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You sound interested if he is not...

She won't tell me where they're at, the Citation X is topped off with the flight crew on call.

UncleWede · 07-09-2015, 12:08 PM

Lups, are those just recipes you found, or something you make all the time??? I think

Truly, the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach.

My favorite bachelor recipe was something I called "Surfer's Revenge" Make a basic pasta, usually alfredo, then throw a plank of grilled shark (salt, pepper, bit of olive oil) on top and enjoy.

My habaneros are just starting to ripen in the back yard. . .

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