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      07-09-2015, 01:08 AM   #10825
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I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about you two. Someone needs to 'forget' their blanket. Ya'll may need to share some body to keep warm.
I think I saw this movie in the army.

Tara there is a sleeping bag in my trunk, go fetch it if you get cold, or take mine. This he's wave we're enjoying is seriously killing me.
Ugh speaking of heat, the air conditioning is on and it's freezing cold but my friend wants it on all night.
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He leaves it on so you can search for "heat"

Get some lovin, tara. Get some.
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      07-09-2015, 01:09 AM   #10826
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Ugh speaking of heat, the air conditioning is on and it's freezing cold but my friend wants it on all night.
Oh, I'm so with your friend in this. I would pay a lot to have freezing (-10c or more) air around me right now.
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      07-09-2015, 01:11 AM   #10827
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Ugh speaking of heat, the air conditioning is on and it's freezing cold but my friend wants it on all night.
Oh, I'm so with your friend in this. I would pay a lot to have freezing (-10c or more) air around me right now.
Oh god I am so scared of waking up shivering and sick.
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      07-09-2015, 01:13 AM   #10828
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Oh god I am so scared of waking up shivering and sick.
Lol, I miss sleeping outside when it's cold. Best sleep ever.

Tell him to fuck off and adjust the thermostat. Tell her your friend told you to say that and you wont seem like a witch
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      07-09-2015, 01:14 AM   #10829
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Oh god I am so scared of waking up shivering and sick.
Lol, I miss sleeping outside when it's cold. Best sleep ever.

Tell him to fuck off and adjust the thermostat. Tell her your friend told you to say that and you wont seem like a witch
Hahaha he's been dead asleep for hours.
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      07-09-2015, 01:23 AM   #10830
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Hahaha he's been dead asleep for hours.
So go rise the temp! Easy!
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      07-09-2015, 01:28 AM   #10831
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crazy day. I am glad that i didnt miss too much updates here.

BTW< happy birthday bimmette!
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      07-09-2015, 01:30 AM   #10832
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crazy day. I am glad that i didnt miss too much updates here.

BTW< happy birthday bimmette!
Lol keep reading.
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      07-09-2015, 01:32 AM   #10833
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crazy day. I am glad that i didnt miss too much updates here.

BTW< happy birthday bimmette!
Thanks, Prena!!!
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      07-09-2015, 01:34 AM   #10834
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Thanks, Prena!!!
I won't forget your bday.
It is my wife's bday today as well. LOL

It was hectic day for me (besides wife's bday celebration).
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      07-09-2015, 01:34 AM   #10835
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Thanks, Prena!!!
I won't forget your bday.
It is my wife's bday today as well. LOL

It was hectic day for me (besides wife's bday celebration).
Oh cool!
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      07-09-2015, 01:35 AM   #10836
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....can I please have the last 7 of my vin back? Please?


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Lol keep reading.
Just finished.
Don't do it LUPS!
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      07-09-2015, 07:36 AM   #10838
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So go rise the temp! Easy!
Hahaha

She's saving herself for marriage.
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      07-09-2015, 07:50 AM   #10839
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Btw when we go fishing, are we seriously sleeping in a tent? Or can we stay at a hotel? Is that against your hippie morals?
Tent , tent , tent
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      07-09-2015, 08:59 AM   #10840
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Ate a bunch of pizza last night and now I feel like death. Fak.
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I like how everyone assumes this "friend" is a he.
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Who is this "friend" bimmette speaks of?
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It's confusing. They go on an intimate vacation together yet they sleep in separate beds.
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Hahaha he's been dead asleep for hours.
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Hahaha he's been dead asleep for hours.
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