What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[UncleWede]

So can anyone tell me why I would NOT want to go browsing around the Tactical Walls website??? I'm picturing/fantasizing a place in each room, plus the outside shed.

#stockpilingammo

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

Arnold movie. Jesus

I'm on q parking lot sitting in my car. I'm trying to figure out where to take the boys and the dogs. I just gave half of the family a lift to the airport, and I'm afraid to go home and to face the sil.

Anyway, three weeks with two dogs and two terminators. I might as well get the fuck away from WA.

Can't you just sprinkle holy water on her and be done with it?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Can't you just sprinkle holy water on her and be done with it?

No, I'm past sanity here.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Can't you just sprinkle holy water on her and be done with it?

Originally Posted by Lups

No, I'm past sanity here.

...Soon, she'll pull a Linda Blair a la Exorcist!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

...Soon, she'll pull a Linda Blair a la Exorcist!

Seven weeks she's been here, or eight. I want my home back and I want my privacy back. I want my fridge stuffed with stuff that are not named for her and I want my hippie shit to be respected! I don't want to look at hairy feet and socks that are so long they leave 10 cm gap to her shorts hem.

Fucking hell I want my bloody house how it is supposed to be. Empty from people I can't stand!!

Best thing: Hubby stayed away (business trip) on her first week here, and now he fucking ran away for the last three weeks of her visit. My idea was that she can house sit and I'll just hit the road with boys and dogs, and what does she do?! She told me she's now taking off for a week. I have to fucking suck up to my neighbors to water the fucking flowers or be stuck here. The only damn time she could've been useful!

There is nothing I can stand about this whole situation. I just want to go nuts and stab her repeatedly with a fork.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

Seven weeks she's been here, or eight. I want my home back and I want my privacy back. I want my fridge stuffed with stuff that are not named for her and I want my hippie shit to be respected! I don't want to look at hairy feet and socks that are so long they leave 10 cm gap to her shorts hem.

Fucking hell I want my bloody house how it is supposed to be. Empty from people I can't stand!!

Best thing: Hubby stayed away (business trip) on her first week here, and now he fucking ran away for the last three weeks of her visit. My idea was that she can house sit and I'll just hit the road with boys and dogs, and what does she do?! She told me she's now taking off for a week. I have to fucking suck up to my neighbors to water the fucking flowers or be stuck here. The only damn time she could've been useful!

There is nothing I can stand about this whole situation. I just want to go nuts and stab her repeatedly with a fork.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Lups

I just want to go nuts and stab her repeatedly with a fork.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm gonna spam you with pics now, lets see who's laughing then!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm gonna spam you with pics now, lets see who's laughing then!

Omg. Even worse than I imagined!!!!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I've used all the ways I can imagine to make someone just go away! I walk around the house naked most mornings, a 43 year old virgin should have issues with that. She just talks and walks behind me.

I have snapped so many times when she gives false information to my kids, I truly fear myself now. I actually spend time studying the things they want to discuss and what does she do?! Makes more noise.

I sing a lot now. I am the worst singer in the world, I keep hoping I break my own ears or she just gets tired of the noise.

Three times I've found myself saying when she talks to me BEFORE MY FUCKING COFFEE that : "this is my time to jerk off. If you don't want to watch, go away." She does not even pause. She really does not listen at all what I say to her. Fucking hell, yesterday I told her I'm cheating on her brother because his dick stopped working due to the constant noise in our house. Not a fucking pause!

I am usually really calm (ish), I actually do like some of my relatives, and I have no issues in opening our house for guests. What I can not do, is to live with an adult woman who constantly drives me insane and truly as tested foes not process anything that is said to her.

At our zoo visit, we were at a bird gage. I said were leaving, all kids followed out. One needed to pee, sil doesnt come out, so I sent an other one to go back in to get her. No sil, no kid, the boy had to go to a bush and I fucking ended up with a rhino of a bitch yelling at me. I handled the situation like an adult, and told her to stop talking to me, or I will gladly answer to her. She didn't, and after she went closer to my one eared son still yelling, I told her to " fuck off, you're sixty, your bladder control must be as much of a joke as your trimmed mid section. Get laid and stop shouting at people."

See, I am completely losing my shit. I can't eat at my house, she talks while she eats. I can't comprehend what I've done to deserve this visit. I FUCKING CAN NOT TAKE THIS!!!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Omg. Even worse than I imagined!!!!

See!!! In my fucking house!!!!! ARGH!!!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Omg. Even worse than I imagined!!!!

Originally Posted by Lups

See!!! In my fucking house!!!!! ARGH!!!

I tagged this thread...

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I tagged this thread...

How do you do that???!!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

How do you do that???!!

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[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I tagged this thread...

I have consulted two lawyers. One told me when I do snap, he will be busy laughing at the pathologist report.

The other kindly informed me I need to work on my defense strategy. Me claiming I thought I was in Texas and shooting people was the state sport will not fly, since I am a product of a working education system which has provided me with the knowledge of where Texas is.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Lups

I told her to " fuck off, you're sixty, your bladder control must be as much of a joke as your trimmed mid section. Get laid and stop shouting at people."

See, I am completely losing my shit. I can't eat at my house, she talks while she eats. I can't comprehend what I've done to deserve this visit. I FUCKING CAN NOT TAKE THIS!!!

Lups - Mad props for your grasp of the English language!!!!

I can relate - IL's just left, and only after 5 days. I was going bat shit crazy as I am about as obsessive/compulsive as you can get with respect to normal routine and order of my home!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by bimmette

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[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Lups - Mad props for your grasp of the English language!!!!

I can relate - IL's just left, and only after 5 days. I was going bat shit crazy as I am about as obsessive/compulsive as you can get with respect to normal routine and order of my home!

That was the shortened version. I went on my full Eminem more, and sadly my written english has only 15% or so of my capacity of vocabulary. I truly am not proud of myself but who the fuck shouts at a five year old scaring them to bits especially after the mom has said "I'm sorry, this one is on me and my poor timing. I did not have the option (one of the kids was not in my sight, and I sure as hell do not trust the sil to take care of them) taking him to a toilet on time."

"oh sorry, the bird I was feeding was slow to eat". I am shoving the next bird up the sil's ass.

Lol at the tags in this thread.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Whoever edited the tags- you know what's up

[The Automotive Enthusiast]

1,2,3 Peter, Paul and Mary.....

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Whoever edited the tags- you know what's up

I'll tell everyone it was me, if you bail me out! Deal?