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      10-25-2015, 12:30 AM   #1057
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Went to a adult convention, and I actually got one signed by teagan presley, had a mouth sleeve and she asked "You like getting head huh?"



Yeah that was awkward.
Haha! How was it overall? I've always wanted to go to one.
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Haha! How was it overall? I've always wanted to go to one.
Well first couple times was cool, but it gets boring after a while, and hard to maintain if you finish in it.

Beats using your hand though.

But nothing beats having the presence of a women.
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      10-25-2015, 12:34 AM   #1059
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Well first couple times was cool, but it gets boring after a while, and hard to maintain if you finish in it.

Beats using your hand though.

But nothing beats having the presence of a women.

Er, I meant the adult convention. Do you have one of the special texture ones?
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      10-25-2015, 12:34 AM   #1060
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Well first couple times was cool, but it gets boring after a while, and hard to maintain if you finish in it.

Beats using your hand though.

But nothing beats having the presence of a women.
Lol, I can't tell if that was a serious answer or not...
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      10-25-2015, 12:36 AM   #1061
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Er, I meant the adult convention. Do you have one of the special texture ones?
OH LOL.

It was pretty cool, just don't go alone Haha

The mouth one only comes in one texture unfortunately.
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      10-25-2015, 01:08 AM   #1062
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OH LOL.

It was pretty cool, just don't go alone Haha

The mouth one only comes in one texture unfortunately.
I actually tell women to go alone. Taking charge of their desires is very much needed.
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      10-25-2015, 01:13 AM   #1063
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Well all women don't have the muscles to tighten, it takes actual body control.
Seriously - I LOVE when this happens....
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      10-25-2015, 01:14 AM   #1064
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Seriously - I LOVE when this happens....
We do too.
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      10-25-2015, 01:40 AM   #1065
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Ok, reversal.

Are guys who are in fantastic shape/good looking generally better in bed for you, or have you found that chubby dudes try harder?
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      10-25-2015, 03:16 AM   #1066
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Ok, reversal.

Are guys who are in fantastic shape/good looking generally better in bed for you, or have you found that chubby dudes try harder?

It doesnt work like that.

Any man who wants to please the other does his share in my view. We women are not hard to figure out but every woman has their own priority second thing they go for.

As stated, I notice shoulders, I like men that are build a bit. I think for me its the view and also , well, leaning in. Them being strong enough so I wouldn't have to be that always.

Biorin asked me last night how many people I've slept with and I started thinking about patterns I follow. I apparently go for men who know I couldn't cheat on them so they let me do my weird holidays.
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      10-25-2015, 03:50 AM   #1067
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Has a dude ever fallen asleep fucking you?
No, but I've totally done this one one.

The guy was great on paper, and I was trying out being single.

The night before and the night be for that I had been up mild family emergencies.

As far as I remember it went like this.

"yeah, sorry but I'm dead. I can't fucking think even, I need sleep"

"well let me try to fix that..."

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"I was gonna go down on you and you fell asleep???!"

"well, fuck, seriously? I lost my favorite relative after two nights of waiting for her to die, you show up without an invitation and I fall asleep after telling you to fuck off? Come on, who won the creep jackpot here?"
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      10-25-2015, 06:35 AM   #1068
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Ok, reversal.

Are guys who are in fantastic shape/good looking generally better in bed for you, or have you found that chubby dudes try harder?

It doesnt work like that.

Any man who wants to please the other does his share in my view. We women are not hard to figure out but every woman has their own priority second thing they go for.

As stated, I notice shoulders, I like men that are build a bit. I think for me its the view and also , well, leaning in. Them being strong enough so I wouldn't have to be that always.

Biorin asked me last night how many people I've slept with and I started thinking about patterns I follow. I apparently go for men who know I couldn't cheat on them so they let me do my weird holidays.
You mean to tell me I've been working out all this time for nothing?!?

That's it, I'm ordering pizza today and working on getting a beer belly.

Ps you know us swimmers and our shoulders. If I catch you staring, now I'll know why.
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Seriously - I LOVE when this happens....
The best is when she arches her lower back and barely speaks correct english and mumbles "I'm gonna cum"

I just go even faster and harder.
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      10-25-2015, 08:41 AM   #1070
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If a woman doesn't have the g-spot sensitivity of other woman, does it bother her that the man gives her c-spot O's most of the time?

Are most women generally afraid and intimidated from a man who is real with them? Meaning, they don't generally suck up to them and give into their pouting especially when first getting to know them.

I've talked this over before with the one I was with but I'd like to hear other's thoughts.
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      10-25-2015, 09:11 AM   #1071
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      10-25-2015, 09:26 AM   #1072
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      10-25-2015, 09:44 AM   #1073
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Why do you women friend zone all the nice guys and fuck all the assholes? I'm nice, except when it comes to women; I quickly learned in my early 20s that being nice to girls will never get you to the hole. Why is that ladies?
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Why do you women friend zone all the nice guys and fuck all the assholes? I'm nice, except when it comes to women; I quickly learned in my early 20s that being nice to girls will never get you to the hole. Why is that ladies?
Hey, as an asshole, I resent this!
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      10-25-2015, 10:03 AM   #1075
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Aware of the yoga pants lady parts thing. One of several reasons I personally don't wear them out of the house. However, I can imagine that there are some people who don't realize quite how revealing they are.

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Why do you women friend zone all the nice guys and fuck all the assholes? I'm nice, except when it comes to women; I quickly learned in my early 20s that being nice to girls will never get you to the hole. Why is that ladies?
I think it can be a function of confidence, or at least, perceived confidence, and asshole can often come with the territory there. Not that all guys are like this, but the "nice" ones I've tried dating were total pushovers in our relationship. The assholes were enjoyably more dominant and confident. We like what we see as strength. Of course, this doesn't apply to everyone.
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If a woman doesn't have the g-spot sensitivity of other woman, does it bother her that the man gives her c-spot O's most of the time?

Are most women generally afraid and intimidated from a man who is real with them? Meaning, they don't generally suck up to them and give into their pouting especially when first getting to know them.

I've talked this over before with the one I was with but I'd like to hear other's thoughts.
Gonna boot this one to Lups, but honesty is the quality I value most. I don't want a guy who sucks up to me.
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Gross bathrooms.
Can't imagine it could be that much worse than a guy's bathroom. I've seen some pretty nasty shit in some stalls. We should take some pics and compare.

Feel bad for the custodians who have to clean up the mess, they don't get paid enough.
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