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      07-08-2015, 09:36 AM   #10737
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      07-08-2015, 09:40 AM   #10738
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How much "authority" do you have? Should we take this to PM?
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      07-08-2015, 09:50 AM   #10739
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Yeah, remind to move there....never.
...Never go to Dubai in the summer. You'd hate it.
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      07-08-2015, 10:09 AM   #10740
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Alex on the other hand, is even more so. The state I was I the meet after three hours of sleep in 48 hours, it is hilarious he didn't just kill me.
Awwwww. Impulse control, Anna
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      07-08-2015, 10:12 AM   #10742
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Yeah, remind to move there....never.
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...Never go to Dubai in the summer. You'd hate it.
Never been to the ME. Seems hot and dangerous.


Random: Had the first iced coffee of my life which I actually enjoyed just now. Normally I avoid the iced stuff like the plague.
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      07-08-2015, 10:13 AM   #10743
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We're better than cool now, so feel free to bust my balls once again.

I am destined to be a crazy old dog man, so it explains my ultra sensitive approach when it comes to dogs.

Speaking of which, it's officially July 8th out there, which means...10 days before my 27th birthday...but more importantly...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOWSER!!!!! I love this goofball as much as most parents love their kids
Lol. We share a destiny.

Happy birthday to Tara, the queen of ot and to your furry companion. I went to see puppies yesterday, I might as well start my collection of crazy dog man (or a lady, even I'm not sure which would work better for me) accessories.

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      07-08-2015, 10:13 AM   #10744
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Awwwww. Impulse control, Anna
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      07-08-2015, 10:16 AM   #10745
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Babak is such a nice guy too
Just wait...

[u2b]https://youtu.be/bM3So0U1BMQ[/u2b]


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Is that you and are those yours??
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Lol. We share a destiny.

Happy birthday to Tara, the queen of ot and to your furry companion. I went to see puppies yesterday, I might as well start my collection of crazy dog man (or a lady, even I'm not sure which would work better for me) accessories.

They look terrified especially the one on the right.
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We're better than cool now, so feel free to bust my balls once again.

I am destined to be a crazy old dog man, so it explains my ultra sensitive approach when it comes to dogs.

Speaking of which, it's officially July 8th out there, which means...10 days before my 27th birthday...but more importantly...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOWSER!!!!! I love this goofball as much as most parents love their kids
I want your dog, too much cute!
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They look terrified especially the one on the right.
Yeah, male puppies, I have that effect on all things that has a penis.



That's how females treat me. Damn watch dog/ guard dog my ass.
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Yeah, male puppies, I have that effect on all things that has a penis.



That's how females treat me. Damn watch dog/ guard dog my ass.
Hahahahaha
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I'm in love with this chick because of her bubbly personality.

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      07-08-2015, 12:05 PM   #10752
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I just arrived to my hotel. Got an upgrade and a cake from the hotel for my bday! I won't say yet where I am... but it's far away and PARADISE!!!
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Yay paradise! Enjoy your bday present
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      07-08-2015, 12:19 PM   #10754
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I just arrived to my hotel. Got an upgrade and a cake from the hotel for my bday! I won't say yet where I am... but it's far away and PARADISE!!!
Happy birthday!
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      07-08-2015, 12:48 PM   #10755
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This is insane!!!!

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      07-08-2015, 12:52 PM   #10756
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This is insane!!!!

Eff that!
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      07-08-2015, 01:17 PM   #10757
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She has three of them, just like in Total Recall
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She has three of them, just like in Total Recall

Arnold movie. Jesus

I'm on q parking lot sitting in my car. I'm trying to figure out where to take the boys and the dogs. I just gave half of the family a lift to the airport, and I'm afraid to go home and to face the sil.

Anyway, three weeks with two dogs and two terminators. I might as well get the fuck away from WA.
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