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      07-07-2015, 09:13 PM   #10671
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Oh yeah, I won't like it either, but if I was fake poser with fake "AMG" "RS" "M" "S" etc badge on my car, I would take that Post it note with "not an amg" than have my fake poser car photo posted all over the MBworldandBenzForum.
Haha, I love that note, I wouldn't mind that one!

I just get perverts sticking notes to my doors with their numbers. I bet one of them will get a call with many words someday.
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      07-07-2015, 09:19 PM   #10672
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Haha, I love that note, I wouldn't mind that one!

I just get perverts sticking notes to my doors with their numbers. I bet one of them will get a call with many words someday.
Like it or not, At least you got guys sticking notes on your peter2.
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Like it or not, At least you got guys sticking notes on your peter2.
Boys sticking stuff into my Peter. I did not see that sentence coming.
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      07-07-2015, 09:26 PM   #10674
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Boys sticking stuff into my Peter. I did not see that sentence coming.
Oh, now i know what you did above.

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      07-07-2015, 11:49 PM   #10675
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So tired.
I'm just mad at life. You win.
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I'm just mad at life. You win.
Life is too short to be mad. Enjoy it every second that you can! What is causing you to be mad?
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Life is too short to be mad. Enjoy it every second that you can! What is causing you to be mad?
Bad communication.

Hubby is taking off tomorrow, and he's leaving her lovely sister who drives me bat shit crazy with me here for three weeks. I get it that he has a job to do, but gimme a weeks notice and I'll come up with a plan, will ya?!

Anyway, I'm taking my sons somewhere to spend the time. I can't be here with sil.

I've been a horrible bitch lately towards everyone. That I don't like either.
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I am carrying this one around my car.
Plan to make M version fairly soon.
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      07-08-2015, 12:07 AM   #10680
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Bad communication.

Hubby is taking off tomorrow, and he's leaving her lovely sister who drives me bat shit crazy with me here for three weeks. I get it that he has a job to do, but gimme a weeks notice and I'll come up with a plan, will ya?!

Anyway, I'm taking my sons somewhere to spend the time. I can't be here with sil.

I've been a horrible bitch lately towards everyone. That I don't like either.
Take things as they come. I've learned that most of the time, I can't change the situation, so I accept it, and move on. Once it has passed, I'll bring up whatever is frustrating me to said person. You can't change it, so why stress? Just go along with the flow, and everything just falls into place most of the time. Just something I've come to learn in my 25 years on this earth.
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      07-08-2015, 12:23 AM   #10681
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Take things as they come. I've learned that most of the time, I can't change the situation, so I accept it, and move on. Once it has passed, I'll bring up whatever is frustrating me to said person. You can't change it, so why stress? Just go along with the flow, and everything just falls into place most of the time. Just something I've come to learn in my 25 years on this earth.
Haha, I have known this all for a long time, the sil has driven me absolutely over the edge. I truly can not take living with an adult that goes out of her way to break my house rules, and keeps feeding bs to my children.

Anyway, taking the boys, probably the dogs too. Relaxing somewhere for a few weeks and then she'll be gone. I know, the adult choice.
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      07-08-2015, 12:32 AM   #10682
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I truly can not take living with an adult that goes out of her way to break my house rules, and keeps feeding bs to my children.
Have you asked her to stop?
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Have you asked her to stop?
Let's see....


"our family rules are not confusing. No Nestlé products, no fruits except those of fair trade, I will not allow any tuna in my kitchen. If you have issues with these, feel free to eat my foods as you've done before. These broken will get you thrown out on your ass"

Now she has her food stores in her quarters. It drives me insane.

"if you talk to my kids, please stick to truths, or let them know you're lying or making idiotic assumptions. If you base your thinking on pure guessing or if you just want to talk, mention that too. Do not, ever again make me spend a day correcting your stupidity."

"do not talk to my children in the fashion you do. In my house, you compliment them for the things they've done, even if they are not perfect (my kids fold their own laundry, for a three year old to he's he sucks at it means I'd be doing it the next time for him instead of him trying)"

"if you want to spend your summer here for free, and you don't bother to contact me beforehand, please note I will not change any of our plans for you, and that I will not allow certain things anywhere. Now, next time you want to talk about races in front of my kids, here are the rule: Stfu"
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Perfect. That's the Anna I seem to know. For a moment, I thought you were all passive aggressive.
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I really like the new Jags and Mercedes cars. Does that make me an old fart?
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I really like the new Jags and Mercedes cars. Does that make me an old fart?
There are 2 AMG GTS in my area and both look hot and sound awesome.
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Perfect. That's the Anna I seem to know. For a moment, I thought you were all passive aggressive.
It took me a few weeks (I was mildly tired at the meet. My eyes were so red (ac) you probably remember that only) to remember we had a chat behind my car, but in no way when alive am I any softer in the internet than at my house.

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I really like the new Jags and Mercedes cars. Does that make me an old fart?
Meh, it makes you a dct driver.
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Meh, it makes you a dct driver.
You say that like it's a bad thing
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Meh, it makes you a dct driver.
You say that like it's a bad thing
Nothing wrong with an automatic!
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Do they have a name for your problem?
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Just checking in on this thread. Looks like some nice progress. Are we going for 200?
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