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      08-25-2021, 02:54 PM   #10407
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      08-25-2021, 02:56 PM   #10408
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      08-25-2021, 03:01 PM   #10409
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When is the return flight scheduled?

I'm happy for you, Sara, but this thread will be hellishly boring without your tales!
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      08-25-2021, 03:06 PM   #10410
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I can't help but feel like this is the beginning to a great horror story. Sub'ing. If he's perfect, this is going to be a fantastic explosion at the end. No offense Sara, when the universe answers your prayer's, be afraid.
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      08-25-2021, 03:22 PM   #10411
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Anyone else's city require you to show proof of vaccination to enter restaurants and bars? Went to 4 places last night. Each asked for a vaccine card. I asked each place if they needed my ID, every single place said no. WTF is the point then??
NYC has been mandating this for a little while now. You don't really have any social options right now unless you're vaxxed around here.
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      08-25-2021, 03:24 PM   #10412
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Anyone else's city require you to show proof of vaccination to enter restaurants and bars? Went to 4 places last night. Each asked for a vaccine card. I asked each place if they needed my ID, every single place said no. WTF is the point then??
Haven't run into that yet...

Do they accept pics? I have a picture of mine on my phone in case anyone ever asks... but the card itself doesn't fit in a wallet so it's kind of annoying to have to carry it around.
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Haven't run into that yet...

Do they accept pics? I have a picture of mine on my phone in case anyone ever asks... but the card itself doesn't fit in a wallet so it's kind of annoying to have to carry it around.
Pics are generally acceptable around here. Of course they made the card just slightly too big to fit properly in a wallet.
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And do they require ID to prove it's actually your vaccination card? Otherwise it's all completely pointless.
Really depends on where you go.

There's an app that's popular (works for just NY state) where you can upload your proof of vax and is then checked against state records. The app serves as your verified proof and a lot of people use that instead of carrying the card.

Bars are checking IDs anyway, but other places like gyms aren't always looking at both. As you said, it's pretty stupid.
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In the UK you can get a proof of negative test simply by entering a lateral flow ID into the gov website, and reporting that it was a negative result. You can then download a PDF of 'proof', or use the NHS app to 'prove' it. Special.
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Met my husband for the next 3 years last night.

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Hold up. That's not how this works!!! This TikTok challenge comes to mind. First half of the challenge is Sara. Second half of the song is? Facts.

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Hold up. That's not how this works!!! This TikTok challenge comes to mind. First half of the challenge is Sara. Second half of the song is? Facts.

Just to clarify...

So basically you play the song in the beginning to get the girl to twerk... then as soon as she begins twerking, you play the other song calling her a ho? And this is a tik tok challenge?
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Hold up. That's not how this works!!! This TikTok challenge comes to mind. First half of the challenge is Sara. Second half of the song is? Facts.

Just to clarify...

So basically you play the song in the beginning to get the girl to twerk... then as soon as she begins twerking, you play the other song calling her a ho? And this is a tik tok challenge?
Yeah it's tiktok and yeah the first part of the song is a megan thee stallion who made essentially a twerk song. Someone figured out that the majority of women start moving to the beat. Timed to about the twerk section of the first beat, it changes to Kid Laroi track.

They had another one where it just plays the sound of the Xbox / PlayStation being powered on - it's hilarious to see how many girlfriends / wives get triggered by the sound.

The videos I liked though were the Xbox / PlayStation powering off - all the pets start getting excited when they hear the sound cycling off because they know it's time for a walk / food etc, lol.
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You can't just change your stripes one morning to the next it's not how it works!!!
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Yeah it's tiktok and yeah the first part of the song is a megan thee stallion who made essentially a twerk song. Someone figured out that the majority of women start moving to the beat. Timed to about the twerk section of the first beat, it changes to Kid Laroi track.

They had another one where it just plays the sound of the Xbox / PlayStation being powered on - it's hilarious to see how many girlfriends / wives get triggered by the sound.

The videos I liked though were the Xbox / PlayStation powering off - all the pets start getting excited when they hear the sound cycling off because they know it's time for a walk / food etc, lol.
That's actually pretty interesting.... Pavlov's dogs in action!

Maybe i should give this tiktok thing a try. It definitely keeps my wife occupied all day...
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Yeah it's tiktok and yeah the first part of the song is a megan thee stallion who made essentially a twerk song. Someone figured out that the majority of women start moving to the beat. Timed to about the twerk section of the first beat, it changes to Kid Laroi track.

They had another one where it just plays the sound of the Xbox / PlayStation being powered on - it's hilarious to see how many girlfriends / wives get triggered by the sound.

The videos I liked though were the Xbox / PlayStation powering off - all the pets start getting excited when they hear the sound cycling off because they know it's time for a walk / food etc, lol.
That's actually pretty interesting.... Pavlov's dogs in action!

Maybe i should give this tiktok thing a try. It definitely keeps my wife occupied all day...
The gems are rare. But for time passing sitting in traffic or boring zoom calls it's handy lol.

The dog one with Xbox powering off sounds was good. Lemme see if I can find it for you. Shit like that's entertaining - I hate it when it's scripted just for likes.

The other thing it's come in handy is the "Life Hacks" videos. Short and sweet and some of them are mind blowing. Dunking fruit in 1:5 vinegar to cold water mixture makes it last for weeks vs days for example. Berries specifically.

But 90% of it is trash. Sift out the garbage lol.

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Yeah it's tiktok and yeah the first part of the song is a megan thee stallion who made essentially a twerk song. Someone figured out that the majority of women start moving to the beat. Timed to about the twerk section of the first beat, it changes to Kid Laroi track.

They had another one where it just plays the sound of the Xbox / PlayStation being powered on - it's hilarious to see how many girlfriends / wives get triggered by the sound.

The videos I liked though were the Xbox / PlayStation powering off - all the pets start getting excited when they hear the sound cycling off because they know it's time for a walk / food etc, lol.
That's actually pretty interesting.... Pavlov's dogs in action!

Maybe i should give this tiktok thing a try. It definitely keeps my wife occupied all day...
Also, make sure you read up on TikTok app before you decide to download. I use vpn's and the app is an api. I don't access TikTok directly, not from my main phone at least. Use a native api app if you do decide to download it.

The screen shots below are from an engineer who reversed-engineered TikTok and this is his discoveries. It's a long read but informative. Since then, plenty of others including companies have followed suit with similar findings. All the apps collect data on us, TikTok just goes the extra mile.
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Hold up. That's not how this works!!! This TikTok challenge comes to mind. First half of the challenge is Sara. Second half of the song is? Facts.

Pro not a hoe


Side note, his texts are so sweet Who the hell am I? I think Cupid shoved his arrow up my ass. I’m curious to see if I still feel this way when I see him next.
Get a hold of yourself!!! Have you forgotten your training?!! We're always sweet and on our best behavior in the beginning. You know this. Up until we gain entrance to the gold mine.

Come back and tell me he's still sweet after he finally gets to shove his arrow up your ass as well.
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Get a hold of yourself!!! Have you forgotten your training?!! We're always sweet and on our best behavior in the beginning. You know this. Up until we gain entrance to the gold mine.

Come back and tell me he's still sweet after he finally gets to shove his arrow up your ass as well.
Yup, still sweet.
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Get a hold of yourself!!! Have you forgotten your training?!! We're always sweet and on our best behavior in the beginning. You know this. Up until we gain entrance to the gold mine.

Come back and tell me he's still sweet after he finally gets to shove his arrow up your ass as well.
Yup, still sweet.
Then just enjoy the moment but don't get caught up in the feels and emotions. You know we were pretty much locked down for a year +. Desperation + slim pickings + pandemic + horniness = possible overlooking things or making bad choices lol.

There's still time for him to come to his senses is all I'm saying, Sara.

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Did I miss anything? I think that’s all I asked the universe for.
Yes. You forgot the part why perfection has been unavailable until last night for anyone else seeking perfection… I’ve got 100 guesses why and the first 99 don’t count.
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Yes. You forgot the part why perfection has been unavailable until last night for anyone else seeking perfection… I’ve got 100 guesses why and the first 99 don’t count.
Huh????
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Yes. You forgot the part why perfection has been unavailable until last night for anyone else seeking perfection… I’ve got 100 guesses why and the first 99 don’t count.
Huh????
You're supposed to be asleep. Ssshhhh. Zzzzzz. Lol
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