Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Joekerr You know you want to appreciate my Appreciate Nazi. ....but you can't do it can you? Oh I can sense the struggle from here.

There's definitely some internal anguish that I'm experiencing right now!

[Cyn-BMW]

She’s gonna bust an ovary when she reads all this!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

She's gonna bust an ovary when she reads all this!

Hey at least she's consistent. Wtf are you doing? Yesterday, you were white knight extraordinaire and clinging to every last word of her posts, showering her with your cringey banter and tall tales - 24 hours later, you're essentially throwing her to the wolves cuz you wanna be one of the boys? That's some disloyal trifling ass Benedict Arnold level shit.

I guess it's not just women you don't understand.

[Tambohamilton]

Actually, who needs Sara's stories? This thread is alive and well without her... we're just not talking about dating, is all.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by shoei

Hey at least she's consistent. Wtf are you doing? Yesterday, you were white knight extraordinaire and clinging to every last word of her posts, showering her with your cringey banter and tall tales - 24 hours later, you're essentially throwing her to the wolves cuz you wanna be one of the boys? That's some disloyal trifling ass Benedict Arnold level shit.

I guess it's not just women you don't understand.

What am I doing? See that pool right there? I’m 55 years old, and I just finished banging my 19 year old girl friend in the shallow end, while my new puppy watches. That’s Lola in the picture. RIP Lola! Oh, and my 23 year old girlfriend is upstairs waiting to take a shower with me and the 19 year old! The window is open up there, she can hear us and she getting all worked up. And, my 28 year old girlfriend is out shopping in the Rolls, buying bikinis for our vacation. That’s what I’m doing’, Yo! You gotta problem wit it?

[fiveohwblow]

Sounds more like mating than dating.

I’ve old married man envy, that is all. Carry on.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

What am I doing? See that pool right there? I’m 55 years old, and I just finished banging my 19 year old girl friend in the shallow end, while my new puppy watches. That’s Lola in the picture. RIP Lola! Oh, and my 23 year old girlfriend is upstairs waiting to take a shower with me and the 19 year old! The window is open up there, she can hear us and she getting all worked up. And, my 28 year old girlfriend is out shopping in the Rolls, buying bikinis for our vacation. That’s what I’m doing’, Yo! You gotta problem wit it?

No disrespect here, but I call bullshit. That's some story you've cooked up there though. You ballin' like this at 55, yet driving a 10 year old e92?

I'm not really at work finalizing project expenditures, I'm traveling through space, in my private owned spaceship that transforms into a piano. Gotta love them interwebs, we can be anyone we want!

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by shoei

Wtf are you doing?

Why are you so concerned about what I saw or do? You need to get a life, before I nickname you Karen!

[Tommy-G]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

No disrespect here, but I call bullshit. That's some story you've cooked up there though. You ballin' like this at 55, yet driving a 10 year old e92?

I'm not really at work finalizing project expenditures, I'm traveling through space, in my private owned spaceship that transforms into a piano. Gotta love them interwebs, we can be anyone we want!

That gives Rocket Man a whole new visual

[ramman434]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

What am I doing? See that pool right there? I’m 55 years old, and I just finished banging my 19 year old girl friend in the shallow end, while my new puppy watches. That’s Lola in the picture. RIP Lola! Oh, and my 23 year old girlfriend is upstairs waiting to take a shower with me and the 19 year old! The window is open up there, she can hear us and she getting all worked up. And, my 28 year old girlfriend is out shopping in the Rolls, buying bikinis for our vacation. That’s what I’m doing’, Yo! You gotta problem wit it?

Pics or it didn't happen

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

No disrespect here, but I call bullshit. That's some story you've cooked up there though. You ballin' like this at 55, yet driving a 10 year old e92?

I'm not really at work finalizing project expenditures, I'm traveling through space, in my private owned spaceship that transforms into a piano. Gotta love them interwebs, we can be anyone we want!

I have 12 cars 10 years old or older. The BMW is the least expensive one of my older cars. I use the BMW for going places that I wouldn’t take my expensive stuff. Because a few months ago, one of my expensive cars got keyed in The Valley, by some homeless chick. $22,000 worth of damage.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I have 12 cars 10 years old or older. The BMW is the least expensive one of my older cars. I use the BMW for going places that I wouldn’t take my expensive stuff. Because a few months ago, one of my expensive cars got keyed in The Valley, by some homeless chick. $22,000 worth of damage.

Man I can understand that! Random homeless chicks here are always keying my cars! You'd think they'd have something better to do.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Man I can understand that! Random homeless chicks here are always keying my cars! You'd think they'd have something better to do.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Why are you so concerned about what I saw or do? You need to get a life, before I nickname you Karen!

So let me explain for those that don't have the ability to use all their frontal cortex.

Wtf are you doing with your stupid comments. Not what the fuck are you doing in your personal life. Nobody wants to listen to your tall tales, Mr currently competing athlete at age 55.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Man I can understand that! Random homeless chicks here are always keying my cars! You'd think they'd have something better to do.

Some people just get pissed off at other people if they have expensive stuff. It’s becoming more of a problem in Southern California.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Some people just get pissed off at other people if they have expensive stuff. It’s becoming more of a problem in Southern California.

Word. Mo' money, Mo' problems.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by shoei

Mr currently competing athlete at age 55.

Do you have a problem with that fact? Are you jealous, because at 55 I’m still able to compete at a pro level, instead of being some fat ass? Is that something I’m not supposed to do?

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Word. Mo' money, Mo' problems.

Yeah, I get that, more than you know.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Do you have a problem with that fact? Are you jealous, because at 55 I’m still able to compete at a pro level, instead of being some fat ass? Is that something I’m not supposed to do?

Yep you nailed it. Fuck I am so sorry I didn't recognize greatness and just dwelling away in my mediocrity and flab. And you're right - so envious of your young women lounging around the pool, the gorgeous rottie and the luscious hills ripe for hiking and mountain biking.

One day maybe I will be so fortunate as you. Carry on, Cyn. I can only live vicariously through your eyes and only hope to one day meet your level of success!!

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by ramman434

Pics or it didn't happen

I'm gonna have to agree with this one. He's been posting this very same pic at least a few times now.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by shoei

So let me explain for those that don't have the ability to use all their frontal cortex.

Wtf are you doing with your stupid comments. Not what the fuck are you doing in your personal life. Nobody wants to listen to your tall tales, Mr currently competing athlete at age 55.

But, it’s perfectly fine for you to make a bunch of stupid comments. At least mine were on topic. Nobody wants to listen? You seem to be spending all day reading and responding to my comments. You’d think I was a damn reality show or something. Again, you need to get your own life. My motto is, “make it a fun one”.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by shoei

Yep you nailed it. Fuck I am so sorry I didn't recognize greatness and just dwelling away in my mediocrity and flab. And you're right - so envious of your young women lounging around the pool, the gorgeous rottie and the luscious hills ripe for hiking and mountain biking.

One day maybe I will be so fortunate as you. Carry on, Cyn. I can only live vicariously through your eyes and only hope to one day meet your level of success!!

Dude, you got some anger issues! I’m done with you!