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      03-25-2023, 04:53 PM   #991
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There once was a lady named Ferris
Whom nothing could ever embarrass
'Til the bath salts one day,
in the tub where she lay,
turned out to be Plaster of Paris.

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      03-29-2023, 06:43 AM   #993
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I once tried to works as a scarecrow but hay, it's just not in my jeans.
Probably would have scared the crows if you tried it
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Probably would have scared the crows if you tried it
There's no doubt in my mind.
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A flee and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly,''let us flee!''
''Let us fly!'' said the flea
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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I've attended 3 conferences on electricity so far this year.

I guess you could say I like to keep up to date on current events.
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I've attended 3 conferences on electricity so far this year.

I guess you could say I like to keep up to date on current events.
I only made it to the first two. The first was electrifying, but the second was just revolting.
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      04-05-2023, 09:28 PM   #1003
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Sweden recently started putting barcode on their fleet of ships. It's so they can Scandinavian.


I was in a band called The Hinges. We opened for The Doors


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It's a step by step guide

I got into a fight with my wife on an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels

The man who invented the umbrella was first planning to name it “brella”.
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How to explain a difficult task

"That's more difficult than picking fly crap out of a pepper shaker while wearing boxing gloves."
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"Just a little update on the situation with my son because some of you have been pretty concerned. Thank you for that.
He's taken going to jail pretty hard. He's refusing all food, he's swearing and screaming and is highly unpleasant with anyone who comes near him.
He's graffitied the walls and is refusing to wear clothes.

As a family we're pretty united in our decision never to play Monopoly with him ever again "
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      04-11-2023, 11:22 AM   #1010
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I'm great at multitasking.
I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.
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I'm great at multitasking.
I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.
There was a term for that when I was growing up here in the States in the '50s and '60s. It was called 'goofing-off'. The term was longhand for 'lazy'.

I suspect it came out of the military, but I'm not sure about that.
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