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      02-01-2016, 06:07 PM   #10011
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Actual photo from a Marriott maid crew from 2/15.

Feb 15th hotel rooms under fluorescent light will look like a Jackson Pollock painting?
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Feb 15th hotel rooms under fluorescent light will look like a Jackson Pollock painting?
Hate to break it to you - hotel rooms are gross every day. tear that comforter off the bed immediately - do not do push-ups in your room - do not let her ride you while your back is on floor - do not bring a black light with you - EVER
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The topics of Glory Holes came up the other day and I had to go back and find this, because when I saw this a while back, my very first thought was:

Either this guy doesn't know how a glory hole works or he has very high expectations about her tongue length.
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A woman who believes in safe pumping. Probably makes her bf double bag it. (He probably double bags the paper bag he puts on her head as a fair trade off.)
Sorry, not ugly-shaming, just for the lulz.
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Hate to break it to you - hotel rooms are gross every day. tear that comforter off the bed immediately - do not do push-ups in your room - do not let her ride you while your back is on floor - do not bring a black light with you - EVER
Oh I know this. That's why I try to stay at places like this. It's not the DNA evidence locker that's the average off strip hotel in Vegas, but at least they make it seem clean.

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